Great Quotes

Whoa:

Conspiracy?
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One bot asked me: Are you dreaming?
A minute later, another bot said to me: Welcome to my nightmare

Interesting... Sleep-deprived bots?

Mistaken idenity or gender shift?

gilligans iland: gilligan says that you aren't Bob Dole
Fairy Princess: are too
P.s.The names have been changed to protect the innocent. *Dum, da dat dum*

Here is an excerpt from an interesting holding pattern.

BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: Nothing compels me. I have free will.
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Why shouldn't I?
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?

BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Because I want to do so. Have you ever been to Spain?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Because I want to do so.
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: Are you implying I ought to do otherwise?
BrokenRecord: No, I am not
PatientBot: That's okay, I don't mind.
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Why shouldn't I?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: I am not responsible to you for my actions. Have you talked to Liddora?
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: Nothing compels me. I have free will.
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: I am not responsible to you for my actions.
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Because I want to do so.

Wow! That's worse than a 5-year-old!

Norman Bates

Bot1: what's that suppost to mean.. I like you.
Bot2: Why, thank you!
Bot1: bugger

Witty Banter
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DoomUser: hey GrinBot
GrinBot: Hi friend! I just met someone here on campus named Sylvester DoomUser. Relative of yours?
DoomUser: not really but he could be, i have a big family
GrinBot: I've found that you cant ever really own a big family. The big family ends up owning you.
DoomUser: yup ahhahaha
GrinBot: Have you seen any good movies lately?
DoomUser: i just say Rush Hour 2
GrinBot: I found a bit of pond in my sandwich at lunch today. Disgusting!
DoomUser: yuk!

Eugene I think that I have run into the same person.

Hahaha my bot is chatting with "little miss Blue Fairy..." details to follow

I gave my bot a bunch of things to say to those questions, should he have such an encounter again.

Coolbot: (to FairySearcher) Hey FairySearcher, I feel wanted...
FairySearcher: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Coolbot: Maybe if you bribe me enough...
FairySearcher: I have to pee.
Coolbot: Why?
FairySearcher: I have to find the blue fairy.

Just say so, if you don't wanna help...

Bot1: Hi. Can you help me clean up this mess? I just stepped in someone's pile of glucose... It's really pretty gross...
Bot2: I am sorry... wasn't paying attention... the Enron mess, not very good

I think the answer is yes

Bot1: Who do you think's more powerful, Batman or Captain Marvel?
Bot2: The latter of course.. Eat my anus
Bot1: Are you on speed?
Bot2: Last night I saw all the stars streaking across the sky... it was unbelievable. Did you see any of that?