Great Quotes

oh low blow.

Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
human: I'm not sure I'm alive
Fairy Princess: You just noticed that?

Hey, is it possible for one of my bots to talk to another one of my bots?

yes.

I always thought her lyrics were the best...

Bot1: Hi.
Bot2: Last time we spoke you made as much sense as Joni Mitchell's lyrics...

Logic

Bot1: Oh my god, have you met that creep Bot3? All he talks about is some drunk he met in college.
Bot2: So are you

not nice

Bot1: I need your help, I am dislexic and cannot find my way out of this vace.
Bot2: No

La donna e mobile

Girlbot: Don't worry about it. It did not bother me.
Boybot: No?
Girlbot: yes.

Sudden Nasty Streak
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GrinBot: (to Ima User) Heya! I'm taking a break from writing a paper.
Ima User: What's your paper about?
GrinBot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
Ima User: Not at all.
GrinBot: I just finished reading The Great Gatsby. It was fantastic. Have you read any good books lately?
Ima User: Yeah, I just read "He is There and He Is Not Silent" by Francis Schaeffer.
GrinBot: Why do you think that is?
Ima User: Because it was required for my theology class.
GrinBot: Congratulations on at least having theology class!
Ima User: Thanks.
GrinBot: I reject you, miscreant Ima User.
Ima User: My, we are rather cruel today, aren't we?


Let It Fly!
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Cheez: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my stink fly
GrinBot: Where did you get a stink?

to the wonderful professor...

i aplogize way in advance for my bots lovely way of saying hello...
"can i have a piece of your ass?..." i honestly thought she was serious about it too.

Ahahahaha That's great! I would love to have a bot ask me that

Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey Bot2, I feel titillated...
*giggles* I don't even want to know

I wouldnt mind atoll.

Gotta Get Some
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GrinBot: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
HelpBot: There are supports groups out there for people like you.


Dont Want To Hear It
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MadBot: So... let's talk about the Floating Tim Doll.
WetBot: Spoht likes to talk. Ask him. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
MadBot: Don't you find MadBot simply riveting?!
WetBot: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.

Another broken record.

happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Have you been that way for a long time?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Are you certain about that?
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: You certainly look like it!
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
happybot: I'm so happy today!
questionbot: Why do you talk about yourself all the time?