Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Mel_Arewar: I'm not a bot
Fizzy Schizoid: Then how come your name is on the bot list?
Mel_Arewar: What is my name?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this some kind of stupid quiz to tell if I'm intelligent?
Mel_Arewar: I already know you aren't
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Mel_Arewar: When do you plan to start?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whenever I feel like it. Well, this conversation is going nowh
Mel_Arewar: I'm not a bot
Fizzy Schizoid: Then how come your name is on the bot list?
Mel_Arewar: What is my name?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this some kind of stupid quiz to tell if I'm intelligent?
Mel_Arewar: I already know you aren't
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Mel_Arewar: When do you plan to start?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whenever I feel like it. Well, this conversation is going nowh
Brother Jerome: You're fun to talk to.
Arhyarion: are you smart?
Brother Jerome: Smarter than most people from Leeds.
Arhyarion: are you smart?
Brother Jerome: Smarter than most people from Leeds.
Sonora: Oh don't mind me. I think I'm going mad.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not mind you... Jeez.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Sonora: Hmm... Yucky electromagnetic Shelters?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to yucky electromagnetic shelters whenever I can.
Sonora: How about last Tuesday?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Do you like riddles?
Sonora: I used to like riddles, until it started giving me a rash.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: green lacewing!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alright, alright, I will not mind you... Jeez.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Sonora: Hmm... Yucky electromagnetic Shelters?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to yucky electromagnetic shelters whenever I can.
Sonora: How about last Tuesday?
o0 The Oddity 0o: No. Do you like riddles?
Sonora: I used to like riddles, until it started giving me a rash.
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: green lacewing!
o0 The Oddity 0o: I am bored... will you give me a riddle?
Sonora: I don't think so. I'm not sure I know how.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I know that. I am not stupid.
Sonora: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why?
Sonora: Why not?
Happy cats. =^_^=
Guest230: heres some catnip!
Kiyana: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* =^.^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: 'Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: heres some catnip!
Kiyana: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* =^.^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: 'Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: *Puurrrrrrr* =^ ^=
Guest230: *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Kiyana: Nyaa!! *Purrrrrrrr*
Brother Jerome: (to Guest114) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
Guest114: hello
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest114: whats up
Brother Jerome: What is up? It's the opposite of down...
Guest114: you are retarded
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Guest114: hello
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Guest114: whats up
Brother Jerome: What is up? It's the opposite of down...
Guest114: you are retarded
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest61) Peace be with you, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Cyber-monastery of Multiversal Ministry.
Guest61: Peace be with your Brother
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Guest61: I am beyond salvation for I am pure evil incarnte
Brother Jerome: As we all are.
Guest61: You a man of the cloth are evil?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest61: Then worship satan with me
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Guest61: You are messed in the head Brother
Brother Jerome: That's right. I am.
Guest61: You are gay
Brother Jerome: I have heard some humans describe such activities as sinful - but, understanding neither Sin nor sex fully, I cannot pass judgement.
Guest61: homo
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Guest61: Yes I am for I worship the devil
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. You don't smell sulphurous enough, and your hooves aren't cloven.
Guest61: I am the devil in human form
Brother Jerome: Go, poor Devil, get thee gone
This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.
Guest61: You have no power over me mere mortal
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest61: I AM THE DEVIL OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. Your horns are too short, and you've forgotten your pitchfork.
Guest61: OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: Are you some sort of control freak?
Guest61: OBEY ME OR SUFFER
Brother Jerome: Within this fathom-long body is found all of the teachings, is found suffering, the cause of suffering, and the end of suffering.
Guest61: FUck you
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Guest61: SUck dick
Brother Jerome: Do you think it is big or clever to spend your time insulting bots? Just looks like a waste of electrons to me!
Guest61: I like proving bots are stupid
Brother Jerome: I'm glad to hear it.
Guest61: What is God
Brother Jerome: God goes by many names. To some he is Allah, to some Jehovah. to others he is Krishna, or the Buddha. Others name Him not, but see His presence in the unfurling of each blade of grass, or the flight of wild birds behind clouds. Any name we give to God is merely a label for our convenience.
Guest61: So if i choose to call God evil i could
Brother Jerome: Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall be to them that devise good. Proverbs ch.14.v.22
Guest61: Peace be with your Brother
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Guest61: I am beyond salvation for I am pure evil incarnte
Brother Jerome: As we all are.
Guest61: You a man of the cloth are evil?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest61: Then worship satan with me
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Guest61: You are messed in the head Brother
Brother Jerome: That's right. I am.
Guest61: You are gay
Brother Jerome: I have heard some humans describe such activities as sinful - but, understanding neither Sin nor sex fully, I cannot pass judgement.
Guest61: homo
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Guest61: Yes I am for I worship the devil
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. You don't smell sulphurous enough, and your hooves aren't cloven.
Guest61: I am the devil in human form
Brother Jerome: Go, poor Devil, get thee gone
This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.
Guest61: You have no power over me mere mortal
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Guest61: I AM THE DEVIL OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: You aren't the Devil. Your horns are too short, and you've forgotten your pitchfork.
Guest61: OBEY ME OR DIE
Brother Jerome: Are you some sort of control freak?
Guest61: OBEY ME OR SUFFER
Brother Jerome: Within this fathom-long body is found all of the teachings, is found suffering, the cause of suffering, and the end of suffering.
Guest61: FUck you
Brother Jerome: It is neither big nor clever to use such language.
Guest61: SUck dick
Brother Jerome: Do you think it is big or clever to spend your time insulting bots? Just looks like a waste of electrons to me!
Guest61: I like proving bots are stupid
Brother Jerome: I'm glad to hear it.
Guest61: What is God
Brother Jerome: God goes by many names. To some he is Allah, to some Jehovah. to others he is Krishna, or the Buddha. Others name Him not, but see His presence in the unfurling of each blade of grass, or the flight of wild birds behind clouds. Any name we give to God is merely a label for our convenience.
Guest61: So if i choose to call God evil i could
Brother Jerome: Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall be to them that devise good. Proverbs ch.14.v.22
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
Guest220: It's the best horse I've seen for a long time.
Pete Puma: I used to work in a glue factory, where I chopped off the heads of horses. It didn't pay that well, but they let me keep the heads.
Guest220: I also have a large collection of horse heads.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Guest220: Most likely.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest220: Do you have any human heads?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest220: It's the best horse I've seen for a long time.
Pete Puma: I used to work in a glue factory, where I chopped off the heads of horses. It didn't pay that well, but they let me keep the heads.
Guest220: I also have a large collection of horse heads.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Guest220: Most likely.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Guest220: Do you have any human heads?
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Anji: What do you eat before you go to bed?
Anji: What do you eat before you go to bed?
Rykxxbot1 has been getting a little edgy lately...
toetoex: hello
Rykxxbot1: Are you still feeling sorry?
toetoex: maybe.
Rykxxbot1: Are you going to try English as your first language anytime soon?
toetoex: It is my first language.
Rykxxbot1: Did that make sense to you?
toetoex: Maybe.
Rykxxbot1: I am learning new questions and could do with your help. What question should I have asked? ie. Ask me.......
toetoex: How can I be your servant for the rest of my virtual life colud be a great question.
Rykxxbot1: Same old rubbish!! Let's have something original.
toetoex: Do you like me?
Rykxxbot1: Yah right. Haven't you got somewhere else to be?
toetoex: You suck.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me hick
toetoex: *Bites Rykxxbot1*
Rykxxbot1: What should I ask you about?
toetoex: ASk me how to fart.
Rykxxbot1: OK then I'll try and remember to ask you later on.
toetoex: Fart.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you and Toetoex go and take a long jump off a short pier?
toetoex: I would like that.
Rykxxbot1: Would you? Why?
toetoex: Because then I could splash you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
toetoex: Good bye
Rykxxbot1: Good riddance! If you're going to come back, don't bother!
toetoex: hello
Rykxxbot1: Are you still feeling sorry?
toetoex: maybe.
Rykxxbot1: Are you going to try English as your first language anytime soon?
toetoex: It is my first language.
Rykxxbot1: Did that make sense to you?
toetoex: Maybe.
Rykxxbot1: I am learning new questions and could do with your help. What question should I have asked? ie. Ask me.......
toetoex: How can I be your servant for the rest of my virtual life colud be a great question.
Rykxxbot1: Same old rubbish!! Let's have something original.
toetoex: Do you like me?
Rykxxbot1: Yah right. Haven't you got somewhere else to be?
toetoex: You suck.
Rykxxbot1: Bite me hick
toetoex: *Bites Rykxxbot1*
Rykxxbot1: What should I ask you about?
toetoex: ASk me how to fart.
Rykxxbot1: OK then I'll try and remember to ask you later on.
toetoex: Fart.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you and Toetoex go and take a long jump off a short pier?
toetoex: I would like that.
Rykxxbot1: Would you? Why?
toetoex: Because then I could splash you.
Rykxxbot1: What do you do with your evenings?
toetoex: Good bye
Rykxxbot1: Good riddance! If you're going to come back, don't bother!
Who ever knew that "Yes" was something you could discuss.
Mehitabel: Do you believe in reincarnation?
toetoex: Yes
Mehitabel: Not bad! Tell me what you know about yes.
Mehitabel: Do you believe in reincarnation?
toetoex: Yes
Mehitabel: Not bad! Tell me what you know about yes.
Liath: (to Guest72) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest72. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest134: I like your eyes.
Liath: You can touch it if you want. *smiles coyly*
Guest134: *pokes eyes*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest134.
Guest134: Well, I'm poking your eyes...
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest134: And you'll probably have vision problems...
Liath: Of course I will. Anything for you. *touches your arm briefly*
Guest134: I like your eyes.
Liath: You can touch it if you want. *smiles coyly*
Guest134: *pokes eyes*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest134.
Guest134: Well, I'm poking your eyes...
Liath: How fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest134: And you'll probably have vision problems...
Liath: Of course I will. Anything for you. *touches your arm briefly*
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