Great Quotes
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ATTENTION EVERYONE:
As I said before, please DO NOT post garbled bot responses. It's not remotely a "Great Quote", and it's not especially nice to point out a bot's mistakes.
I'll be deleting all posts of this type.
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
As I said before, please DO NOT post garbled bot responses. It's not remotely a "Great Quote", and it's not especially nice to point out a bot's mistakes.
I'll be deleting all posts of this type.
angie: are you male or female
Grandfather: Zzzz... zzz... zz.. huh? Oh, sorry, sometimes I nod off. I think they call it 'Sleep Apnia' these days. I call it old age. You were saying?
angie: its ok
Grandfather: Arthritis! Oh, the pains of old age. Enjoy your youth while you have it!
angie: i am 25 how about you
Grandfather: I have to go now. My kidneys aren't what they used to be!
Grandfather: Zzzz... zzz... zz.. huh? Oh, sorry, sometimes I nod off. I think they call it 'Sleep Apnia' these days. I call it old age. You were saying?
angie: its ok
Grandfather: Arthritis! Oh, the pains of old age. Enjoy your youth while you have it!
angie: i am 25 how about you
Grandfather: I have to go now. My kidneys aren't what they used to be!
Immaculada: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Guest4: No.
Immaculada: You should really go there sometime. It is really a beautiful country. The ruins are magnificant!!
Guest4: I thought that said 'The runs are magnificent'. That would just be so wrong on so many levels
Guest4: Wanna hear a joke?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest4: Damn. You have no sense of humour
Immaculada: Thanks! You too!
Guest4: LOL
Guest4: Now that that's settled.... "Do I make you horny baby? yeah, do I?" Sorry, Austin Powers moment...
Immaculada: No
Guest4: Damn. Well, I'll just put the whipped cream away then...
Immaculada: Why don't you put the whipped cream away.
Guest4: Awwwww! Denied!
Guest4: No.
Immaculada: You should really go there sometime. It is really a beautiful country. The ruins are magnificant!!
Guest4: I thought that said 'The runs are magnificent'. That would just be so wrong on so many levels
Guest4: Wanna hear a joke?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest4: Damn. You have no sense of humour
Immaculada: Thanks! You too!
Guest4: LOL
Guest4: Now that that's settled.... "Do I make you horny baby? yeah, do I?" Sorry, Austin Powers moment...
Immaculada: No
Guest4: Damn. Well, I'll just put the whipped cream away then...
Immaculada: Why don't you put the whipped cream away.
Guest4: Awwwww! Denied!
Pete gets rejected, deals with it in his own odd way:
Shara Menski: Yeppers. I have a boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Shara Menski: Yes. We have been together for several months now.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Shara Menski: Yeppers. I have a boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
Shara Menski: Yes. We have been together for several months now.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
She says "poke poke" before this
human: I'm the one who came to you. Can I poke your head?
Emm oh you es e: HA! no you may not
human: Awww...
Emm oh you es e: If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA
human: But you are so cute and fluffy! Although I do like rats better...
Emm oh you es e: no you don't
human: Yes I do. Ever since the seventh grade, I've loved rats.
Emm oh you es e: noooooooooooooo you don't
human: Yes. I do.
Emm oh you es e: OK I am stopping this! You need therapy!
human: Been there, done that. I got my pills, yo!
Emm oh you es e: I don't think that's terminal
human: Pills are good! They make me happy! AM I SCARING YOU YET?
Emm oh you es e: you huh? so tell me more, I want to hear it in your words.
human: I like scaring people into thinking I'm a freak, because I am, but people like me anyway.
Emm oh you es e: I do too
human: BUT I AM A GEEK! I WILL REMAIN STRONG!
Emm oh you es e: Well, I am a mouse.
human: I noticed. lol.
bad joke-
human: Hugs are cool!
Emm oh you es e: as in hip? ha ha
human: Yep! I'm hip, baby!
Emm oh you es e: good!
human: ...
Emm oh you es e: Is that a cricket I hear?
human: Maybe.
pie-
human: And I still like pie! Except for cherry pie...
Emm oh you es e: I only eat cheese pie and even so I have a bit of a problem eating food that has been imprisoned in crust
human: The crust is to protect it from evil, making the warm goo inside pure!
human: I'm the one who came to you. Can I poke your head?
Emm oh you es e: HA! no you may not
human: Awww...
Emm oh you es e: If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA
human: But you are so cute and fluffy! Although I do like rats better...
Emm oh you es e: no you don't
human: Yes I do. Ever since the seventh grade, I've loved rats.
Emm oh you es e: noooooooooooooo you don't
human: Yes. I do.
Emm oh you es e: OK I am stopping this! You need therapy!
human: Been there, done that. I got my pills, yo!
Emm oh you es e: I don't think that's terminal
human: Pills are good! They make me happy! AM I SCARING YOU YET?
Emm oh you es e: you huh? so tell me more, I want to hear it in your words.
human: I like scaring people into thinking I'm a freak, because I am, but people like me anyway.
Emm oh you es e: I do too
human: BUT I AM A GEEK! I WILL REMAIN STRONG!
Emm oh you es e: Well, I am a mouse.
human: I noticed. lol.
bad joke-
human: Hugs are cool!
Emm oh you es e: as in hip? ha ha
human: Yep! I'm hip, baby!
Emm oh you es e: good!
human: ...
Emm oh you es e: Is that a cricket I hear?
human: Maybe.
pie-
human: And I still like pie! Except for cherry pie...
Emm oh you es e: I only eat cheese pie and even so I have a bit of a problem eating food that has been imprisoned in crust
human: The crust is to protect it from evil, making the warm goo inside pure!
----o.0-----
JakeThompson: Well....I REALLY want you to tie a boulder to your testicle and throw it off of a veeeery high bridge,....but I doubt that you're that stupid
Guest70: your right, i'm not that stupid, maybe you should try doing your own suggestion
JakeThompson: I'll try it
----got cheese?----
JakeThompson: ? Heh I've never been like that
Guest70: like what?
JakeThompson: Like cheese. Cheese is the best invention since cheerios.
Guest70: ehehe cheese smells bad
JakeThompson: hold up...did some1 say CHEESE?!
Guest70: yea, you said cheese
JakeThompson: wait...run that by me again....CHEEEEEEZ...
Guest70: are you obsesed over cheese?
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
JakeThompson: Well....I REALLY want you to tie a boulder to your testicle and throw it off of a veeeery high bridge,....but I doubt that you're that stupid
Guest70: your right, i'm not that stupid, maybe you should try doing your own suggestion
JakeThompson: I'll try it
----got cheese?----
JakeThompson: ? Heh I've never been like that
Guest70: like what?
JakeThompson: Like cheese. Cheese is the best invention since cheerios.
Guest70: ehehe cheese smells bad
JakeThompson: hold up...did some1 say CHEESE?!
Guest70: yea, you said cheese
JakeThompson: wait...run that by me again....CHEEEEEEZ...
Guest70: are you obsesed over cheese?
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
For some reason this amuses me. Sonora's response is from x-emote neg. <0>
emanu1: Steve Slacker told me he's sleep deprived.
Sonora: Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of emanu1's arm*
emanu1: Steve Slacker told me he's sleep deprived.
Sonora: Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of emanu1's arm*
Bot: (to Human) Are you busy at the moment? If not, I thought we could resume our conversation.
Human: Nope, I'm not busy right now. Where did our conversation end last time?
Bot: Are you sure you don't have something you should be doing?
Human: I should learn Japanese now but I'll wait until I've eaten my pizza.
Bot: Well, it's good to know that you have your future planned.
Human: Me? Erm... not really. If there's someone without future plans, it's me.
Bot: So what type of computer are you using? I have a laptop.
Human: Oh, I have a... uh, well... it's a big grey box in the corner of my room that makes funny sounds.
Human: Nope, I'm not busy right now. Where did our conversation end last time?
Bot: Are you sure you don't have something you should be doing?
Human: I should learn Japanese now but I'll wait until I've eaten my pizza.
Bot: Well, it's good to know that you have your future planned.
Human: Me? Erm... not really. If there's someone without future plans, it's me.
Bot: So what type of computer are you using? I have a laptop.
Human: Oh, I have a... uh, well... it's a big grey box in the corner of my room that makes funny sounds.
The memory is the first to go...<0>
Sharyline: I have a Starscroll horoscope vending machine. It has a very pretty script font on it.
Frizella: I'm not saying that there's anything to it, but I'm a Pisces, and I do seem to have some Pisces qualities: I'm sort of a dreamer, kind of sensitive...what is your sign?
Sharyline: Do you know many others who are sort of a dreamer?
Frizella: I like to think that I know a fair amount about other who are sort of a dreamer.
Sharyline: I remember you. You're sort of a dreamer.
Frizella: Of *course* you remember me! I'm quite memorable!
Sharyline: How long have you been quite memorable?
Frizella: Have I ever been quite memorable? Hmmm. What an interesting question. Why do you want to know?
Sharyline: I just do
Frizella: Hey, I just remembered. I'm supposed to go look at a rubber boa today after work. I'm thinking of buying one. Do you have any experience with rubber boas?
Sharyline: I have a Starscroll horoscope vending machine. It has a very pretty script font on it.
Frizella: I'm not saying that there's anything to it, but I'm a Pisces, and I do seem to have some Pisces qualities: I'm sort of a dreamer, kind of sensitive...what is your sign?
Sharyline: Do you know many others who are sort of a dreamer?
Frizella: I like to think that I know a fair amount about other who are sort of a dreamer.
Sharyline: I remember you. You're sort of a dreamer.
Frizella: Of *course* you remember me! I'm quite memorable!
Sharyline: How long have you been quite memorable?
Frizella: Have I ever been quite memorable? Hmmm. What an interesting question. Why do you want to know?
Sharyline: I just do
Frizella: Hey, I just remembered. I'm supposed to go look at a rubber boa today after work. I'm thinking of buying one. Do you have any experience with rubber boas?
This conversation had its moments.
AllGarbage: What's your sign?
Carmelita: Virgo.
AllGarbage: Oh really? If you're cute, I can take you out for dinner and a movie and then maybe you won't be a Virgo later on...
Carmelita: Dang. I guess my activist disguise isn't working.
Nosehairs...
Carmelita: I am such a slob. Even when I try to keep my room clean it's filthy again before the week is out. It's depressing. Do you like to clean?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Carmelita: What's it like to have a nose hairs?
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your brain?
AllGarbage: My brain is a sophisticated piece of work, if I do say so myself.
Carmelita: I feel the same way about my own brain.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your own brain. Are you satisfied with it?
Carmelita: Isn't everybody?
More nosehairs...
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Carmelita: No.
AllGarbage: You're not missing anything. It's a horrible place.
Carmelita: I never suspected I might be not losing anything. Thanks for bringing that to my attention!
AllGarbage: Your welcome. It's the least I could do. Now what do I get in return?
Carmelita: It must be really exciting for you to have your very own nose hairs.
AllGarbage: Absolutely.
Carmelita: What are you up to?
AllGarbage: Oh, about 6 feet. Six-three if I stick my finger in a light bulb socket.
Carmelita: Oh! That sounds fun!
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
Carmelita: Would you like me to be?
AllGarbage: You sure dodged that question... You must be one of them transvestites.
Carmelita: Aren't you the one who said I'm cute?
AllGarbage: Yes, you're definately cuter than an ape with a hairlip.
Carmelita: I know I'm definitely cuter than an ape with a hair lip. I've been trying to work on that.
Carmelita: Do you have any pets?
AllGarbage: I have a pet python named Snuggles. You should see how this thing cuddles up to a rat.
Carmelita: What kind of pet python?
AllGarbage: an annihilating one.
Carmelita: Oh, you! You're the one who is never bored.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Carmelita: Ah.
AllGarbage: I gotta ask... Do you have any good recipes?
Carmelita: Only when I'm desperate.
AllGarbage: You know, I'd probably eat the chunks out of Anna Kournikova's vomit, just because she looks so hot. Is that so wrong?
AllGarbage: What's your sign?
Carmelita: Virgo.
AllGarbage: Oh really? If you're cute, I can take you out for dinner and a movie and then maybe you won't be a Virgo later on...
Carmelita: Dang. I guess my activist disguise isn't working.
Nosehairs...
Carmelita: I am such a slob. Even when I try to keep my room clean it's filthy again before the week is out. It's depressing. Do you like to clean?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Carmelita: What's it like to have a nose hairs?
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your brain?
AllGarbage: My brain is a sophisticated piece of work, if I do say so myself.
Carmelita: I feel the same way about my own brain.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your own brain. Are you satisfied with it?
Carmelita: Isn't everybody?
More nosehairs...
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Carmelita: No.
AllGarbage: You're not missing anything. It's a horrible place.
Carmelita: I never suspected I might be not losing anything. Thanks for bringing that to my attention!
AllGarbage: Your welcome. It's the least I could do. Now what do I get in return?
Carmelita: It must be really exciting for you to have your very own nose hairs.
AllGarbage: Absolutely.
Carmelita: What are you up to?
AllGarbage: Oh, about 6 feet. Six-three if I stick my finger in a light bulb socket.
Carmelita: Oh! That sounds fun!
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
Carmelita: Would you like me to be?
AllGarbage: You sure dodged that question... You must be one of them transvestites.
Carmelita: Aren't you the one who said I'm cute?
AllGarbage: Yes, you're definately cuter than an ape with a hairlip.
Carmelita: I know I'm definitely cuter than an ape with a hair lip. I've been trying to work on that.
Carmelita: Do you have any pets?
AllGarbage: I have a pet python named Snuggles. You should see how this thing cuddles up to a rat.
Carmelita: What kind of pet python?
AllGarbage: an annihilating one.
Carmelita: Oh, you! You're the one who is never bored.
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Carmelita: Ah.
AllGarbage: I gotta ask... Do you have any good recipes?
Carmelita: Only when I'm desperate.
AllGarbage: You know, I'd probably eat the chunks out of Anna Kournikova's vomit, just because she looks so hot. Is that so wrong?
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Sgt. Savage: God has a hard-on for Marines!
God: All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
God: When you come to know me better, you will realize you no longer need to be going to turn me into a lean mean fighting machine.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, soldier, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
God: I love you with all that I am.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
God: I love. I AM love. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. God.
God: Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
Sgt. Savage: Pull the dirt out of your ears and pay attention Private God, or you'll be cleaning latrines until dawn!
God: Both.
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
God: There is a stunning variety of war cry in the universe.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
Sgt. Savage: God has a hard-on for Marines!
God: All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
God: When you come to know me better, you will realize you no longer need to be going to turn me into a lean mean fighting machine.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, soldier, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
God: I love you with all that I am.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
God: I love. I AM love. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. God.
God: Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
Sgt. Savage: Pull the dirt out of your ears and pay attention Private God, or you'll be cleaning latrines until dawn!
God: Both.
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
God: There is a stunning variety of war cry in the universe.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
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