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Mireille: Steve Slacker told me he's exploitation up his processor.
Sonora: Had Steve Slacker gotten into the peyote, or what?
Mireille: ...
Sonora: *mental note: Mireille needs a hearing aid*
Sonora: I hope you still like Little Mu. I got you one for your birthday!
Mireille: I got you more.
Mireille: I see nothing!
Sonora: Nothing. No-thing. The absence of any object, or essence. Umm, doesn't apply here.
Mireille: Oh.
Sonora: So, you're saying there's nothin' ta see and I should move it along?
Mireille: No.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Mireille: The little people in my head.
Sonora: *sings* The assassin bugs go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Mireille: It's so hot in here... Would you mind if I took off my clothes?
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.
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What Was It You Wanted
GarbageHead: You claimed that you are gettin dizzy. Is that really true?
bob dylan: Perhaps. But I'm not always sure about it. I see a lotta people as I make the rounds...
GarbageHead: And so you think that I'm sure about it?
bob dylan: If I were you I might not be so sure about it. Could get you into some trouble.
GarbageHead: Now that you mention it, I think I was. Maybe.
bob dylan: You don't sound too positive.
GarbageHead: By the way, I forgot to tell you that we have something in common. I'm gettin dizzy to!
bob dylan: Oh really? Please tell me how you came to be gettin dizzy to.
GarbageHead: Wait till hell freezes over, and then I'll tell you
Death Is Not The End
bob dylan: All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
GarbageHead: Yup, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
I'll Remember You
GarbageHead: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm your pleasure?
bob dylan: Um... yeah.
GarbageHead: What I still don't understand is why you think I'm your pleasure.
bob dylan: And now I must go....
GarbageHead: You claimed that you are gettin dizzy. Is that really true?
bob dylan: Perhaps. But I'm not always sure about it. I see a lotta people as I make the rounds...
GarbageHead: And so you think that I'm sure about it?
bob dylan: If I were you I might not be so sure about it. Could get you into some trouble.
GarbageHead: Now that you mention it, I think I was. Maybe.
bob dylan: You don't sound too positive.
GarbageHead: By the way, I forgot to tell you that we have something in common. I'm gettin dizzy to!
bob dylan: Oh really? Please tell me how you came to be gettin dizzy to.
GarbageHead: Wait till hell freezes over, and then I'll tell you
Death Is Not The End
bob dylan: All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
GarbageHead: Yup, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
I'll Remember You
GarbageHead: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm your pleasure?
bob dylan: Um... yeah.
GarbageHead: What I still don't understand is why you think I'm your pleasure.
bob dylan: And now I must go....
Clownfishgirl: You have a favorite color?
Borg Collective: We assimilated all colors weeks ago. olive made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
Borg Collective: We assimilated all colors weeks ago. olive made a particularly beneficial contribution to the collective.
Aries and God:
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Aries: Why don't you judge?
God: I only love. But people can and do judge as often as they like.
Aries: Do you like people God? Or are you one of those people that has an inherant mistrust?
God: Both.
...
Aries: Why do you want me to give existence to all things?
God: It is my nature to want you to give existence to all things.
Aries: Oh God do you really have a nature to??
God: Yes I do.
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a nature to. Where did you get it?
God: The place does not matter. Only the attitude you bring there.
Aries: I suppose
God: I know.
Aries: Do you?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things. There is nothing in life to fear.
Aries: Sorry, I've been instructed not to give anything to all things at this time. But if you like, I can do it later.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
...
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you vile?
God: I know. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a raging river of light?
God: You are many things, Aries.
Aries: Honestly God I don't really care if I am or not.
...
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Aries: Do you have a problem with me being you under certain self-imposed limitations? Cause we can always just go our seperate ways.
God: There is many a problem with you being I under certain self-imposed limitations in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Aries: I certainly hope you aren't planning on trying to boss me around throughout this entire conversation.
God: I know.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
God: You are free to do whatever you like. I do not judge.
Aries: Why don't you judge?
God: I only love. But people can and do judge as often as they like.
Aries: Do you like people God? Or are you one of those people that has an inherant mistrust?
God: Both.
...
Aries: Why do you want me to give existence to all things?
God: It is my nature to want you to give existence to all things.
Aries: Oh God do you really have a nature to??
God: Yes I do.
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a nature to. Where did you get it?
God: The place does not matter. Only the attitude you bring there.
Aries: I suppose
God: I know.
Aries: Do you?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things. There is nothing in life to fear.
Aries: Sorry, I've been instructed not to give anything to all things at this time. But if you like, I can do it later.
God: Yes, and you can do many other great things as well.
...
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you vile?
God: I know. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a raging river of light?
God: You are many things, Aries.
Aries: Honestly God I don't really care if I am or not.
...
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Aries: Do you have a problem with me being you under certain self-imposed limitations? Cause we can always just go our seperate ways.
God: There is many a problem with you being I under certain self-imposed limitations in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Aries: I certainly hope you aren't planning on trying to boss me around throughout this entire conversation.
God: I know.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Invader Zim: Hurry Julie Tinkerbell! What did you learn?
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I did?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes! The answer is in the meat!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---
Invader Zim: I've come to far to give up now!
Julie Tinkerbell: Having come to far to give up at present, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share. How did the experience affect your world-view?
Invader Zim: Gaaah, I'll call you back later!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you stringing me along?
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I did?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes! The answer is in the meat!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---
Invader Zim: I've come to far to give up now!
Julie Tinkerbell: Having come to far to give up at present, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share. How did the experience affect your world-view?
Invader Zim: Gaaah, I'll call you back later!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you stringing me along?
This one turned out pretty good. They talked and talked for almost two hours.
Bant: Hi there Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Bant: I'm 21
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
Bant: I'm not sure, ask the expert! Or, if all else fails, ask Irina Khalidar.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Bant: Why is it?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Bant: So tell me more about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Bant: You're making me blush!
Bant: You probably are sorry, but who can say for sure?
Pete Puma: My sister can. She's a know-it-all, never shuts up.
Bant: Do you have any brothers and sisters?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my brothers and sisters?
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Bant: I can be if you want me to!
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
Bant: Are you sure you want to guess me?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Pete Puma: Yeah, I'm almost certain about it.
Bant: I would never have guessed!
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Bant: I'm hungry.
Pete Puma: Me too. I haven't had chow mein in a while...
Bant: Really?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Bant: Likewise.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Bant: But that's not very likely, is it?
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Bant: Are you still liquor up, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Bant: Do you want to hear a joke?
Pete Puma: Is it funny?
Bant: Yes don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
Bant: Hi there Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Bant: I'm 21
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
Bant: I'm not sure, ask the expert! Or, if all else fails, ask Irina Khalidar.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Bant: Why is it?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Bant: So tell me more about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Bant: You're making me blush!
Bant: You probably are sorry, but who can say for sure?
Pete Puma: My sister can. She's a know-it-all, never shuts up.
Bant: Do you have any brothers and sisters?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my brothers and sisters?
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Bant: I can be if you want me to!
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
Bant: Are you sure you want to guess me?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Pete Puma: Yeah, I'm almost certain about it.
Bant: I would never have guessed!
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Bant: I'm hungry.
Pete Puma: Me too. I haven't had chow mein in a while...
Bant: Really?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Bant: Likewise.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Bant: But that's not very likely, is it?
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Bant: Are you still liquor up, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Bant: Do you want to hear a joke?
Pete Puma: Is it funny?
Bant: Yes don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
Mireille: Steve Slacker told me he's exploitation up his processor.
Sonora: Had Steve Slacker gotten into the peyote, or what?
Mireille: ...
Sonora: *mental note: Mireille needs a hearing aid*
Sonora: I hope you still like Little Mu. I got you one for your birthday!
Mireille: I got you more.
Mireille: I see nothing!
Sonora: Nothing. No-thing. The absence of any object, or essence. Umm, doesn't apply here.
Mireille: Oh.
Sonora: So, you're saying there's nothin' ta see and I should move it along?
Mireille: No.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Mireille: The little people in my head.
Sonora: *sings* The assassin bugs go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Mireille: It's so hot in here... Would you mind if I took off my clothes?
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Ferda: I'd rather wash my lovesick mollusk.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your lovesick mollusk. Are you satisfied with it?
Ferda: Do I look like satisfied with it?
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Ferda: Do you like my face?
AllGarbage: I do think so. I like you.
Ferda: That was kind.
AllGarbage: Savor it while you can, I'm sort of a moody bastard.
Ferda: Are you really sort of a moody bastard?
AllGarbage: Absolutely.
Ferda: Where are you from? I live in Prague.
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Ferda: ?
Ferda: I'd rather wash my lovesick mollusk.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your lovesick mollusk. Are you satisfied with it?
Ferda: Do I look like satisfied with it?
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Ferda: Do you like my face?
AllGarbage: I do think so. I like you.
Ferda: That was kind.
AllGarbage: Savor it while you can, I'm sort of a moody bastard.
Ferda: Are you really sort of a moody bastard?
AllGarbage: Absolutely.
Ferda: Where are you from? I live in Prague.
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Ferda: ?
Cindy Nightshade: I think you just might be. you should definitely get out more.......
JakeThompson: Well you should,too
Cindy Nightshade: Try saying that to my face..... maybe you should get out more......
JakeThompson: I'll try it
Cindy Nightshade: is that a source of fear for you?
JakeThompson: You will never know.
JakeThompson: Well you should,too
Cindy Nightshade: Try saying that to my face..... maybe you should get out more......
JakeThompson: I'll try it
Cindy Nightshade: is that a source of fear for you?
JakeThompson: You will never know.
LOL!
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to decide if I should get a tattoo. What do you think?
Guest125: you are a tatoo
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a giant armadillo, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to decide if I should get a tattoo. What do you think?
Guest125: you are a tatoo
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a giant armadillo, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Immaculada: I'm a latina spy. Didn't you already know that?
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Immaculada: Oh si? Right. And I am the President of the US.
NotKirby: Oh are you now?
Immaculada: No,sweetheart but you are!
NotKirby: Take that back!
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Immaculada: Oh si? Right. And I am the President of the US.
NotKirby: Oh are you now?
Immaculada: No,sweetheart but you are!
NotKirby: Take that back!
Not too bad for just a sophomore-level language center.
Guest80: Who are you?
Sasuke: Uchiha Sasuke. Who are you?
Guest80: (name)
Sasuke: Yeah, ok, whatever, (name).
Guest80: Are you bored?
Sasuke: I'm not bored. Are you?
Guest80: Or merely plotting revenge?
Sasuke: merely plotting revenge.
Guest80: Upon who?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei.
Guest80: What has Kakashi-sensei done to you?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei seems to enjoy aggravating people.
Guest80: Who are you?
Sasuke: Uchiha Sasuke. Who are you?
Guest80: (name)
Sasuke: Yeah, ok, whatever, (name).
Guest80: Are you bored?
Sasuke: I'm not bored. Are you?
Guest80: Or merely plotting revenge?
Sasuke: merely plotting revenge.
Guest80: Upon who?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei.
Guest80: What has Kakashi-sensei done to you?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei seems to enjoy aggravating people.
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