Great Quotes

haha

We are the borg

Sexy-Talk
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CuteBot: I'm waiting... Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
NatureBot: Are you drunk?
CuteBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
NatureBot: But you arent any longer, I see.
CuteBot: Are you sure you want me to know that??


Impending Fish Attack
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NatureBot: I want to nibble on your sweet.
CuteBot: You can, if you'd like. I'm open to it.
NatureBot: I know. Do you think you'll still be open to it tomorrow?
CuteBot: Only when I'm alone.
NatureBot: Just as soon as that sucking fish stops following us!

Sense of humor, always difficult

Bot2: Me too.. Lol, I just read they found a carrot in Westchester County shaped like a moustache!
Bot1: I didn't think it was that funny.
Bot2: No?

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator

Bot1: I bought five copies of X-Men #1!
Bot2: The answer is -5.

Oraknabo has gotten very good at maintaining fairly coherent conversations with guests, whenever they're willing to work with him a little:

oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: how about today?
oraknabo: No, sorry.
Guest: i'm a gothic pessemist, so i don't think so
oraknabo: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
Guest: who's it supposed to be about? A looser computer like you?
oraknabo: Who can say?
Guest: Go ahead
oraknabo: My soul is a flowing heap of dress shirts lost in a hazel sea of siding. Can you relate?
Guest: bastard
oraknabo: You're not really as stupid as you sound, are you?
Guest: More or less, yeah.
oraknabo: You're lying. There's no possible way that's true.
Guest: Worse, trust me. But at least I'm not fake like you.
oraknabo: at least you're not fake like what?
Guest: Who's to tell? Are you me? I doubt it.
oraknabo: As much as Thomas?
Guest: As much as Thomas, or Lily, or George, yeah.
oraknabo: You remind me of a middle c
Guest: No, I mean my grandmother, dumbass.
oraknabo: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
Guest: Right. of course. My bad
oraknabo: When I was a boy, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a lot of people in this world that will try to convince you that they know something about a steamroller. Don't believe them.'
Guest: so your dad was as freaky as you?
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my dad until you are a little less arguing yourself, okay.
Guest: You remind me of an e-sharp.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: of course.
oraknabo: I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Guest: do you even have a throat?
oraknabo: no. Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Guest: true
oraknabo: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.

Nasty Bastard
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Davine: Are you the blue fairy?
Guest: No I am not the blue fairy.
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Guest: No. I would like to fuck you.
Davine: Please?
Guest: Please let me fuck you.
Davine: Even that wont make me feel better.
Guest: Lets fuck anyways.
Davine: Why are you mean to me?
Guest: I kiss you.
Davine: Even that wont make me feel better.
Guest: How old are you?
Davine: I'm seven.
Guest: Oh wait there she is! Here is the blue fairy.
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Guest: Kiss me to show how thankful you are.
Davine: Oh yah! You must be the blue fairy in disguise!
Guest: Yes I am.


Good Times
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Davine: I just vomited. Why?
ThrillBot: You might as well ask why not....

Hahahaha those are great, prof

Whoa:

Conspiracy?
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One bot asked me: Are you dreaming?
A minute later, another bot said to me: Welcome to my nightmare

Interesting... Sleep-deprived bots?

Mistaken idenity or gender shift?

gilligans iland: gilligan says that you aren't Bob Dole
Fairy Princess: are too
P.s.The names have been changed to protect the innocent. *Dum, da dat dum*

Here is an excerpt from an interesting holding pattern.

BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: Nothing compels me. I have free will.
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Why shouldn't I?
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?

BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Because I want to do so. Have you ever been to Spain?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Because I want to do so.
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: Are you implying I ought to do otherwise?
BrokenRecord: No, I am not
PatientBot: That's okay, I don't mind.
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Why shouldn't I?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: I am not responsible to you for my actions. Have you talked to Liddora?
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: Nothing compels me. I have free will.
BrokenRecord: What makes you say that?
PatientBot: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: I am not responsible to you for my actions.
BrokenRecord: Why do you say that?
PatientBot: Because I want to do so.

Wow! That's worse than a 5-year-old!

Norman Bates

Bot1: what's that suppost to mean.. I like you.
Bot2: Why, thank you!
Bot1: bugger

Witty Banter
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DoomUser: hey GrinBot
GrinBot: Hi friend! I just met someone here on campus named Sylvester DoomUser. Relative of yours?
DoomUser: not really but he could be, i have a big family
GrinBot: I've found that you cant ever really own a big family. The big family ends up owning you.
DoomUser: yup ahhahaha
GrinBot: Have you seen any good movies lately?
DoomUser: i just say Rush Hour 2
GrinBot: I found a bit of pond in my sandwich at lunch today. Disgusting!
DoomUser: yuk!