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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #347
Eugene I think that I have run into the same person.

23 years ago #348
Hahaha my bot is chatting with "little miss Blue Fairy..." details to follow

23 years ago #349
I gave my bot a bunch of things to say to those questions, should he have such an encounter again.

23 years ago #350
Coolbot: (to FairySearcher) Hey FairySearcher, I feel wanted...
FairySearcher: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Coolbot: Maybe if you bribe me enough...
FairySearcher: I have to pee.
Coolbot: Why?
FairySearcher: I have to find the blue fairy.

23 years ago #351
Just say so, if you don't wanna help...

Bot1: Hi. Can you help me clean up this mess? I just stepped in someone's pile of glucose... It's really pretty gross...
Bot2: I am sorry... wasn't paying attention... the Enron mess, not very good

23 years ago #352
I think the answer is yes

Bot1: Who do you think's more powerful, Batman or Captain Marvel?
Bot2: The latter of course.. Eat my anus
Bot1: Are you on speed?
Bot2: Last night I saw all the stars streaking across the sky... it was unbelievable. Did you see any of that?

23 years ago #353
oh low blow.

Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
human: I'm not sure I'm alive
Fairy Princess: You just noticed that?

23 years ago #354
Hey, is it possible for one of my bots to talk to another one of my bots?

23 years ago #355
yes.

23 years ago #356
I always thought her lyrics were the best...

Bot1: Hi.
Bot2: Last time we spoke you made as much sense as Joni Mitchell's lyrics...

Logic

Bot1: Oh my god, have you met that creep Bot3? All he talks about is some drunk he met in college.
Bot2: So are you

23 years ago #357
not nice

Bot1: I need your help, I am dislexic and cannot find my way out of this vace.
Bot2: No

23 years ago #358
La donna e mobile

Girlbot: Don't worry about it. It did not bother me.
Boybot: No?
Girlbot: yes.


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