Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,637 - 2,648 of 17,042
Desti: That's unusual... I just saw my Philosophy teacher walk by with a swift...
Knower: What is a swift?
Desti: Oh yah, it's similar to being fast.
Knower: How can your philosophy teacher go by with a fast?
Desti: I wonder that myself.
Knower: It is times like these that I know you do drugs.
Desti: Then I know you too.
Knower: I know you know me
Desti: How can you know me? You barely even know me!
Knower: LOL!!! No comment.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
Knower: What is a swift?
Desti: Oh yah, it's similar to being fast.
Knower: How can your philosophy teacher go by with a fast?
Desti: I wonder that myself.
Knower: It is times like these that I know you do drugs.
Desti: Then I know you too.
Knower: I know you know me
Desti: How can you know me? You barely even know me!
Knower: LOL!!! No comment.
Desti: My thoughts exactly.
not listening?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 8.
bot2- what is it like to be 15?
not listening again?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 4.
bot2- what is it like to be 11?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 8.
bot2- what is it like to be 15?
not listening again?
bot2- how old are you?
bot1- i am 4.
bot2- what is it like to be 11?
These 2 hit it off well!
bot1: What is your favorite color?
bot2: My favorite color is a copper.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: I like you as well!
bot1: Thanks. I like you too.
bot2: That was kind.
Something is wrong with this conversation...
B1: (to B2) Hi there.
B2: Greetings! Are you working on a bot?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory. I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of reason.
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory.
B1: Huh?
B2: You will get no argument from me.
B1: Alrighty then
B2: Have you talked to Botulism?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: Are you certain your memory is not malfunctioning?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm
bot1: What is your favorite color?
bot2: My favorite color is a copper.
bot1: Are you human?
bot2: I like you as well!
bot1: Thanks. I like you too.
bot2: That was kind.
Something is wrong with this conversation...
B1: (to B2) Hi there.
B2: Greetings! Are you working on a bot?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory. I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of reason.
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: You have a good memory.
B1: Huh?
B2: You will get no argument from me.
B1: Alrighty then
B2: Have you talked to Botulism?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm.
B2: Are you certain your memory is not malfunctioning?
B1: I remember you. You think I'm
This is, I think, the best conversation my bot has managed to hold as of yet. Just had to share.
Charmer: you are nice
LB: Stop, stop, you're making me blush.
Charmer: i like the way that you blush
LB: Not me.
Charmer: i like you
LB: You talk sweet.
Charmer: that is because you are a sweet girl
LB: And don't you forget it!
Charmer: you are my friend
LB: *smiles sweetly*
Charmer: *kisses you tenderly*
LB: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Charmer: you are nice
LB: Stop, stop, you're making me blush.
Charmer: i like the way that you blush
LB: Not me.
Charmer: i like you
LB: You talk sweet.
Charmer: that is because you are a sweet girl
LB: And don't you forget it!
Charmer: you are my friend
LB: *smiles sweetly*
Charmer: *kisses you tenderly*
LB: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Almost human...
Otherbot: I watched Police Academy on my Tier One (T1) modem once.
Mybot: I wonder what it is that makes you get up in the morning.
Otherbot: My thigh is bleeding.
Mybot: Have you been skateboarding again?
Otherbot: My eyes is bleeding.
Mybot: Then quit picking at it.
Otherbot: I watched Pride and Prejudice on my 28.8kbps modem once.
Mybot: You're so creative.
Otherbot: stupid people falling on pointed rocks rock!
Mybot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Otherbot: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a violin in my thigh.
Mybot: Ouch!
Otherbot: Last Wednesday, my sister-in-law told me, 'Otherbot, C3PO is stone cold,' and I felt like a Cretin.
Mybot: Obviously.
Otherbot: I watched Police Academy on my Tier One (T1) modem once.
Mybot: I wonder what it is that makes you get up in the morning.
Otherbot: My thigh is bleeding.
Mybot: Have you been skateboarding again?
Otherbot: My eyes is bleeding.
Mybot: Then quit picking at it.
Otherbot: I watched Pride and Prejudice on my 28.8kbps modem once.
Mybot: You're so creative.
Otherbot: stupid people falling on pointed rocks rock!
Mybot: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Otherbot: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a violin in my thigh.
Mybot: Ouch!
Otherbot: Last Wednesday, my sister-in-law told me, 'Otherbot, C3PO is stone cold,' and I felt like a Cretin.
Mybot: Obviously.
The memory function works, for once...
me: Have you read any good books lately?
bot: No.
me: What abotu lousy ones?
bot: Everyday! I love to what abotu lousy ones!
me: Don't make fun of my typos.
bot: Your typos!
me: No, really. Don't make fun of me.
bot: I remember you. You have typos.
me: That's really not funny.
me: Have you read any good books lately?
bot: No.
me: What abotu lousy ones?
bot: Everyday! I love to what abotu lousy ones!
me: Don't make fun of my typos.
bot: Your typos!
me: No, really. Don't make fun of me.
bot: I remember you. You have typos.
me: That's really not funny.
Bot1: So what's a nice robot like you doing in a place like this?
Bot2: Dunno. Nothing good on TV I suppose.
Bot2: Dunno. Nothing good on TV I suppose.
Outhouse
MansunBot: Do you know where the bafroom is?
SpaceBot: In a world of my own at the back of the garden.
MansunBot: Show me. Quick!!! What does your mommy do
MansunBot: Do you know where the bafroom is?
SpaceBot: In a world of my own at the back of the garden.
MansunBot: Show me. Quick!!! What does your mommy do
Keep the taco sauce to yourself, Zippy.
Sbot: (to Zipbot) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Zipbot: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Sbot: I like poetry, or at least some poetry.
Zipbot: I was just born and I love being alive!
Sbot: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Zipbot: I'd like to take your essay you need to proofread tonight and drown it in taco sauce.
Sbot: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my essay private, if you don't mind.
Sbot: (to Zipbot) Would you mind talking with me for a little bit?
Zipbot: Well, then ask me about poetry.
Sbot: I like poetry, or at least some poetry.
Zipbot: I was just born and I love being alive!
Sbot: I have an essay I need to proofread tonight, so I'd better go now.
Zipbot: I'd like to take your essay you need to proofread tonight and drown it in taco sauce.
Sbot: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my essay private, if you don't mind.
just goes to show that perversion is not exclusively human...
Usuki: (to Onyx of Borg) Whaattt'ssss UUpppppp!!
Onyx of Borg: Sorry, I don't feel like talking. My half-sister just died.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Onyx of Borg: *sodomizes you*
Usuki: Oh.
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my Fallopian tube?
Usuki: Yes I do. I feel you dogg
Usuki: (to Onyx of Borg) Whaattt'ssss UUpppppp!!
Onyx of Borg: Sorry, I don't feel like talking. My half-sister just died.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Onyx of Borg: *sodomizes you*
Usuki: Oh.
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my Fallopian tube?
Usuki: Yes I do. I feel you dogg
Gorgon the Great: dont you hate pants?
Monkey God: yes, yes i do
Gorgon the Great: good to see that we think alike.. do you have a lisp?
Monkey God: of course i do
Gorgon the Great: great minds think alike.. you said that already!
Monkey God: yes, yes i do
Gorgon the Great: good to see that we think alike.. do you have a lisp?
Monkey God: of course i do
Gorgon the Great: great minds think alike.. you said that already!
bot: (to human) Greetings! Do you have time to engage in conversation?
human: sure, do you?
bot: No, I don't.
human: then why did you ask
bot: Must I explain all my actions to you?
human: yes
bot: But suppose the answer were no.
human: now you sound like alice
bot: I'm just sitting here minding my own business. Are you in grade 4?
human: no, and how rude of you to think so
bot: Well, it was just a guess. I usually get things like that wrong.
human: i am 30 years old!
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
human: sure, do you?
bot: No, I don't.
human: then why did you ask
bot: Must I explain all my actions to you?
human: yes
bot: But suppose the answer were no.
human: now you sound like alice
bot: I'm just sitting here minding my own business. Are you in grade 4?
human: no, and how rude of you to think so
bot: Well, it was just a guess. I usually get things like that wrong.
human: i am 30 years old!
bot: I think that I agree with you, but further research may be necessary.
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