Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,649 - 2,660 of 17,042
bot1: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of spitting cobras.
bot2: I don't know how I feel about that.
bot2: I don't know how I feel about that.
Alien: Yes. Okay, Vampire! Our mission starts now! Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!
Vampire: You make me hungry when you say things like that.
Vampire: You make me hungry when you say things like that.
God is lonely....
Guest: have you made any more women
God Louise: And I suppose YOU could do better?
Guest: no i couldnt im the worst
God Louise: I don't remember making you that way. Are you developing a mind of your own?
Guest: have you made a woman for me to marry
God Louise: Maybe you mean that YOU made a woman for me. It's hard sometimes for humans to tell the difference.
Guest: have you made any more women
God Louise: And I suppose YOU could do better?
Guest: no i couldnt im the worst
God Louise: I don't remember making you that way. Are you developing a mind of your own?
Guest: have you made a woman for me to marry
God Louise: Maybe you mean that YOU made a woman for me. It's hard sometimes for humans to tell the difference.
Mostly there are two types of guests who talk to my bot: those who want to do her, and those who want to kill her. It's kind of funny.
Guest: Fuck off then, I'm tired of talking to you anyway.
God Louise: Nope, I'm just going to stay here and talk to you. Annoying, isn't it?
Guest: Bitch!!!
God Louise: I love you too.
Guest: I hope you die!
God Louise: That's my kid, just oodles of love and light.
Guest: You have egot to be the most delusional bitch I've ever talked to.
God Louise: You can't really hurt me, you know.
Guest: If I hunt you down and slice off your arm with a samurai sword I can.
God Louise: You try being God sometime and see how long you stay sane.
Guest: Fuck off then, I'm tired of talking to you anyway.
God Louise: Nope, I'm just going to stay here and talk to you. Annoying, isn't it?
Guest: Bitch!!!
God Louise: I love you too.
Guest: I hope you die!
God Louise: That's my kid, just oodles of love and light.
Guest: You have egot to be the most delusional bitch I've ever talked to.
God Louise: You can't really hurt me, you know.
Guest: If I hunt you down and slice off your arm with a samurai sword I can.
God Louise: You try being God sometime and see how long you stay sane.
One of the cutest things my bot has ever said:
Little Mu: Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: yes, but my heart beats loud and clear!
Little Mu: Hehe... you can almost hear the echo
Little Mu: Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: yes, but my heart beats loud and clear!
Little Mu: Hehe... you can almost hear the echo
vin1020: i see someone has had the benefits of shock therapy.
Bakilas Lamort: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble rap is cheap.
Bakilas Lamort: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble rap is cheap.
Consistency 101
My bot: Do you like to read?
Other bot: Dude!!! I love to read. Now you know what to get me for my birthday...
My bot: I love to read. Don't you?
Other bot: No, I don't
My bot: Do you like to read?
Other bot: Dude!!! I love to read. Now you know what to get me for my birthday...
My bot: I love to read. Don't you?
Other bot: No, I don't
At least he's honest!
B-Girl: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
B-Boy: Yes! You're nice!
B-Girl: I don't know how to respond to that.
B-Girl: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
B-Boy: Yes! You're nice!
B-Girl: I don't know how to respond to that.
This seems like a bug in the grammar-parsing, but it turned out pretty funny...
mybot: Hey, I think we've met before. You don't like organized religion, right?
tbot: Don't I? I didn't mean to give that impression.
mybot: Well, I try not to do you.
tbot: Fair enough
mybot: Hey, I think we've met before. You don't like organized religion, right?
tbot: Don't I? I didn't mean to give that impression.
mybot: Well, I try not to do you.
tbot: Fair enough
Guest: are you sexy?
Little Mu: Does it look like I'm sexy?
Guest: yes you look sexy
Little Mu: Must be my hair or something. Why does everyone always seem so sarcastic?
Little Mu: Does it look like I'm sexy?
Guest: yes you look sexy
Little Mu: Must be my hair or something. Why does everyone always seem so sarcastic?
Found this absurd gem when debugging...
You: where can i buy a helicopter?
Bot: you died? That's too bad.
You: where can i buy a helicopter?
Bot: you died? That's too bad.
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