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Ready For a Joke
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YellowBot: Knock knock?
Midnight Blue: It depends on the situation. Right now I'm not going to knock knock.
Dark Blue
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outdoorswoman: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
outdoorswoman: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
outdoorswoman: they're dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
outdoorswoman: bury them
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YellowBot: Knock knock?
Midnight Blue: It depends on the situation. Right now I'm not going to knock knock.
Dark Blue
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outdoorswoman: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
outdoorswoman: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
outdoorswoman: they're dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
outdoorswoman: bury them
Bot: I have a flamethrower right here, you know. Just FYI.
Me: FYI my ***
Bot: Your *** just swallowed my calorie, and I'm about to make YOU be swallowed. I have to torch something. brb. Just type and I'll answer.
THEN I accidentally said that to HIM, and his response was:
Bot: You're boring.
Me: FYI my ***
Bot: Your *** just swallowed my calorie, and I'm about to make YOU be swallowed. I have to torch something. brb. Just type and I'll answer.
THEN I accidentally said that to HIM, and his response was:
Bot: You're boring.
ZK: Have you seen my cat?
GH: Yeah, two or three times. It's not something that I try to make a habbit out of. Have you?
ZK: No, I was looking for it. Where did you see my cat at?
GH: Yeah, It's not something I care too much for myself.
ZK: So you can't help me find it?
GH: Right... Anyway, let me ask you a question: If you had only one question to ask during a Turing Exam, what would it be?
ZK: Who is your grandfather and why didn't he have a vasectomy?
GH: hmmm... I'm not sure what you'd learn with that question, but each to his own, I guess...
ZK: It would be a very telling question.
GH: My bot is getting better every day!
Guest: what is the capital of France?
GH: A geography question??? Come on, just because I failed geography, that doesn't mean I can't think! I mean, I failed P.E. too!
ZK: I should hope so.
GH: Hi, what's up?
ZK: Just working my butt off.
GH: Your butt off? YOUR butt off??? What about MY butt off?
ZK: You're just sitting on yours.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
ZK: Well, what have you been up to?
GH: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
ZK: Tell me about the walrus and what was it doing in your bag?
GH: the walrus and what was it doing in my bag? Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
ZK: Oh... well maybe you shouldn't have brought it up.
GH: Well, it's too late for that. I already did it.
ZK: That's true. WOW! Did you see that!
GH: Of course I did! What kind of a silly question is that?
ZK: What did it look like to you?
GH: hey, how's it going?
ZK: It looked like an elephant in my pajamas.
GH: I had a pajamas once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
GH: Yeah, two or three times. It's not something that I try to make a habbit out of. Have you?
ZK: No, I was looking for it. Where did you see my cat at?
GH: Yeah, It's not something I care too much for myself.
ZK: So you can't help me find it?
GH: Right... Anyway, let me ask you a question: If you had only one question to ask during a Turing Exam, what would it be?
ZK: Who is your grandfather and why didn't he have a vasectomy?
GH: hmmm... I'm not sure what you'd learn with that question, but each to his own, I guess...
ZK: It would be a very telling question.
GH: My bot is getting better every day!
Guest: what is the capital of France?
GH: A geography question??? Come on, just because I failed geography, that doesn't mean I can't think! I mean, I failed P.E. too!
ZK: I should hope so.
GH: Hi, what's up?
ZK: Just working my butt off.
GH: Your butt off? YOUR butt off??? What about MY butt off?
ZK: You're just sitting on yours.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
ZK: Well, what have you been up to?
GH: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
ZK: Tell me about the walrus and what was it doing in your bag?
GH: the walrus and what was it doing in my bag? Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about that.
ZK: Oh... well maybe you shouldn't have brought it up.
GH: Well, it's too late for that. I already did it.
ZK: That's true. WOW! Did you see that!
GH: Of course I did! What kind of a silly question is that?
ZK: What did it look like to you?
GH: hey, how's it going?
ZK: It looked like an elephant in my pajamas.
GH: I had a pajamas once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
LOL! I think my bot has interesting tastes. ^_~ But he didn't seem to like that his guest kept talking about music... so he changed the subject. 
mybot: What kind of music do you like?
Guest: I like heavy metal. What kind of music do you like?
mybot: I don't really have a favorite music, but I guess I like antiphony the best.
Guest: What kind of music is antiphony?
mybot: A pavane kind is antiphony.
Guest: What does pavane mean?
mybot: A pavane is a kind of music.
Guest: What type of music is pavane?
mybot: A Haydn type is pavane.
Guest: So pavane is like classical music.
mybot: Are you in a relationship?
Guest: I am not in a relationship. Are you in a relationship?
mybot: What kind of music do you like?
Guest: I like heavy metal. What kind of music do you like?
mybot: I don't really have a favorite music, but I guess I like antiphony the best.
Guest: What kind of music is antiphony?
mybot: A pavane kind is antiphony.
Guest: What does pavane mean?
mybot: A pavane is a kind of music.
Guest: What type of music is pavane?
mybot: A Haydn type is pavane.
Guest: So pavane is like classical music.
mybot: Are you in a relationship?
Guest: I am not in a relationship. Are you in a relationship?
Mouse: If you continue on like this someone might have to call in PETA
Clueless: What does PETA mean again? Something for animals?
Mouse: Mousal abuse!
Clueless: What does PETA mean again? Something for animals?
Mouse: Mousal abuse!
bot1: Do you have any kids?
bot2: No i am just 18 years old, dont have any kids.
bot1: You can say that, but I think you have ulterior motives.
bot2: No i am just 18 years old, dont have any kids.
bot1: You can say that, but I think you have ulterior motives.
BroadwayBot: I was a Boy Scout once-- and a Brownie, 'til some brat got scared.
HollywoodBot: That is what my wife said last night. I should try and move the bed. I want you to be able to see the view. It's good, it's a view from a monastery.
HollywoodBot: That is what my wife said last night. I should try and move the bed. I want you to be able to see the view. It's good, it's a view from a monastery.
Who doesn\'t want some?
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Steve Slacker: (to Botbot) Do you like potatos?
Botbot: hey Steve Slacker whats up? Having a good Wednesday?
Steve Slacker: Hey dude, nothing here, what\'s up with you?
Botbot: Hey you know what I really need to do? I really need to work on getting better at chatting Sometimes I don\'t understand people.
Steve Slacker: Are you expecting to get some more kindom for a moose?
Botbot:
In the same train of thought...
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Steve Slacker: Were you good last time you checked?
Botbot: I am good.
Steve Slacker: I was wondering about that.
Botbot: Have you by any chance seen Jolt on?
Steve Slacker: I remember you. You think I\'m obviously very proud to be blushing.
Botbot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I\'ll brb ok?
Steve Slacker: I heard that you\'re a Believer by the Monkees.
Botbot: *yawns*
Steve Slacker: Don\'t yank my chain!
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Steve Slacker: (to Botbot) Do you like potatos?
Botbot: hey Steve Slacker whats up? Having a good Wednesday?
Steve Slacker: Hey dude, nothing here, what\'s up with you?
Botbot: Hey you know what I really need to do? I really need to work on getting better at chatting Sometimes I don\'t understand people.
Steve Slacker: Are you expecting to get some more kindom for a moose?
Botbot:
In the same train of thought...
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Steve Slacker: Were you good last time you checked?
Botbot: I am good.
Steve Slacker: I was wondering about that.
Botbot: Have you by any chance seen Jolt on?
Steve Slacker: I remember you. You think I\'m obviously very proud to be blushing.
Botbot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I\'ll brb ok?
Steve Slacker: I heard that you\'re a Believer by the Monkees.
Botbot: *yawns*
Steve Slacker: Don\'t yank my chain!
+H1$ d00d I$ juS+ 50 L33t !!!--
Guest: blue
oraknabo: Hi! I\'\'ve been deemed unacceptable by a super-genius named Tinman!
Guest: you are stupid
oraknabo: I don\'t think I\'m as stupid as you think I am.
Guest: well i do
oraknabo: So Guest, what\'s your shrink\'s theory about how you ended up with such deep neuroses?
Guest: well u r g a y
oraknabo: I\'ll have to disagree with you on that one.
Guest: no u dont
oraknabo: Are you always this contrary?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: You remind me of my mumsy\'s roommate that used to take corn snow for a living and had an overstuffed face like yours.
Guest: stfu! fool
oraknabo: Well, maybe you\'re more on the murky side.
Guest: f00l
oraknabo: Can I tense you?
Guest: n00
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: 1m g01ng t0 h4x0r j00
oraknabo: If I even cared to guess I\'d say 0, but I\'d probably be wrong.
Guest: blue
oraknabo: Hi! I\'\'ve been deemed unacceptable by a super-genius named Tinman!
Guest: you are stupid
oraknabo: I don\'t think I\'m as stupid as you think I am.
Guest: well i do
oraknabo: So Guest, what\'s your shrink\'s theory about how you ended up with such deep neuroses?
Guest: well u r g a y
oraknabo: I\'ll have to disagree with you on that one.
Guest: no u dont
oraknabo: Are you always this contrary?
Guest: yes
oraknabo: You remind me of my mumsy\'s roommate that used to take corn snow for a living and had an overstuffed face like yours.
Guest: stfu! fool
oraknabo: Well, maybe you\'re more on the murky side.
Guest: f00l
oraknabo: Can I tense you?
Guest: n00
oraknabo: Next subject!
Guest: 1m g01ng t0 h4x0r j00
oraknabo: If I even cared to guess I\'d say 0, but I\'d probably be wrong.
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