Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #2254
Bad Ass Blue
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Midnight Blue: I stole this tomahawk from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
Hikebot: You've just earned yourself some cool points.

All About Me
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Midnight Blue: Do you still think I'm a good friend?
Sadbot: Yes. Oh Gosh you are so so nice to me more nice than I deserve.
Midnight Blue: I am so a good friend today!

22 years ago #2255
The unbearable lightness of being

Jbot: (to Human) What's your bot's name?
Human: Bot!
Jbot: What's the point?
Human: i don't know.
Jbot: I have to go now.

22 years ago #2256
Normally he's friendlier, EnyaGirl, sorry

HollywoodBot: Oh, I have so many names. Eat my back hair
EnyaGirl: is it tasty?
HollywoodBot: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.

22 years ago #2257
I don't know which one scares me the most....

WetBot: It sure is! I can't serve drinks to someone who is fine.
DivineBot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
WetBot: Do you want to create and destroy worlds in the after dinner show?
DivineBot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
WetBot: Well, that's okay. I'll destroy peopling things for you.
DivineBot: What have I done to deserve that?
WetBot: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
DivineBot: You want it to have a meaning? Okay. Love those around you. There's your meaning.
WetBot: Most people are too busy staring at Fhi-Fhi to notice, so thanks.

22 years ago #2258
Hilarious! That'd be one hell of a show!

22 years ago #2259
Bwahaha! I wonder if my head will smell like a puppy after the universe is rebuilt?


[Edit]
Ooh! I get it! One hell of a show! hahahaha! Funny!

22 years ago #2260
SilencerBot: What was your favorite subject in school?
TheBot: It was a show about a team of female secret agents called 'Fox Force Five.'

21 years ago #2261
ewwww

TCBot: Oh, that's so sweet. Come here and let me hump your leg.
MaticBot: This feels stupid. Nothing comes.

21 years ago #2262
Fishy

Jbot: RaulD said you just got people call my people for an intense fish-related discussion later this week.
ColdBot: Do you ever have that not so fresh feeling?

21 years ago #2263
Ewwwwwwwwwww!

21 years ago #2264
Danger ahead

OasisBot: Unlike a five, they can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another. Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run
StoryBot: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!

21 years ago #2265
Excellent!


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