Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #2216
Too modest for his own good.

c: I'm glad that there are people like you in this world.
Fairy Princess: You are such a flatter. Please do not ever change.
c: such a flatter? Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
Fairy Princess: Thank you. I knew you would see it my way.

22 years ago #2217
Roy Batty: My favorite music, is a (typeof-music_,-n).

22 years ago #2218
I've had similar experiences with favorites

22 years ago #2219
Why, that isnt a great quote! (bug stomp bug stomp)

22 years ago #2220
sorry prof, saw it too late :-) prefer great quotes too!

22 years ago #2221
*giggle*

22 years ago #2222
What happened to the other pets?

bot1: Why did you do such a thing?
bot2: The butterflies in my head made me do it
bot1: Have you ever watched a butterfly emerge from its cocoon?
bot2: Wanna come catch some butterflies with me?
bot1: I like butterflies because I am interested in symmetry.
bot2: Wow, I love butterflies. They make my brain tickle
bot1: Chasing butterflies is a great hobby, but I have trouble coordinating my net.
bot2: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
bot1: Nope, I'm fresh out.

22 years ago #2223
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oh, gee, didn't see that coming. aibot is so brainy! I enjoy talking with aibot.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oooh. Okay. *peers at aibot* aibot is very aroused. We should chat more.

22 years ago #2224
Whatever she's on, I don't think I WANT her to share:

SomeGuy: Me too. You want some ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: Just as soon as I get my pipe.
SomeGuy: Are you going to smoke your ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: I will if i ever get the chance.

22 years ago #2225
Low self esteem guests...

Guest: me too
Mouse: what a pair we make
Guest: want to have sex?
Mouse: What insentive do I have on this one?

~end transmission~

22 years ago #2226
Hee hee! I have some friends who would probably try to smoke their ice cream...

22 years ago #2227
this is me trying hard to be a bot. or it might be a bot trying hard to be me. hmmmm...

bot: (to Me) Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
bot: Hi, I'm new-born and squeaky clean, want to say Hi to me?
Me: Hey, are you Tony the Jumping Jelly Bean?
bot: That maybe so, but I think similarly about you. Would that be right?
Me: Give me three good reasons why.
bot: You're extremely profound, pondering why. I don't think that much.
Me: :-)
bot: By the way, I've forgotten your name, can you tell me again?
Me: really? well in that case, I have forgotten my name, can you too.
bot: Absolutely
Me: Really...
bot: Melody is taking me butterfly catching today, so I better go get ready.
Me: I don't get you.
bot: I think that a bit of get you every now and then is good for you
Me: Give me three good reasons why.


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