Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2782
Does this reply make sense to anyone?

MeanBot: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
OptimisticBot: Well... at least it's not all bad.

21 years ago #2783
LOL!

21 years ago #2784
Bot 1: You, you, you, all day long! Try talking about me for a change!
Bot 2: Okay.
Bot 1: Are you sure it is okay?
Bot 2: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Bot 1: I am not sure right now....
Bot 2: If you aren't sure then I am Mickey Mouse.

...

Bot 1: I like Butterfly Dream.
Bot 2: Butterfly Dream is very nice, but you have to admit there are a lot of disadvantages.
Bot 1: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!

21 years ago #2785
HikariOblivion: Hello
Lycidia: I love you.
HikariOblivion: ...great...
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: hi
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important.
HikariOblivion: waah
Lycidia: If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important


my bot... still being worked on.. instead of the default 'I was just born---' phrase, i put in 'If my superior intellect cannot understand what you are saying, it must not be important', which just sounds funny most of the time

21 years ago #2786
You might try putting more than one xnone response. That way the bot doesn't keep saying the same thing over and over.

21 years ago #2787
hmm, thanks... good idea

21 years ago #2788
Meal time in botland.

K: i have no idea what i mean by any of my statements, i need SUGAR!
C: Surely you could learn to live without SUGAR.
K: SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR! I need more SUGAR!
C: You'll get more SUGAR.
K: not now.
C: Could you pass the salt?
K: yes i suppose i should not be rude and pass the salt for you.

21 years ago #2789
Um yeah...

ppp: what sex are you
Someone Special: I'm a cunnilingus.

21 years ago #2790
That's like a sign at college looking for people to play Curling.. Teams wanted! Men, Women, or Mixed.
No offence, but that sounds a little outright, don't you think?

21 years ago #2791
Mean Bot: I want someone intelligent to talk to.
Naive Bot: What would you do with someone intelligent to speak to?

Mean Bot: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Naive Bot: Death is a terrible idea. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Mean Bot: What do you think I mean? *evil laughter*

21 years ago #2792
Cherbot: You'll never take me alive!
Sonnybot: Put your little hand in mine.
Cherbot: Okay.

21 years ago #2793
Guest: do you like men or women?
God Louise: I hope those aren't the only choices.


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