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I'm so proud of him 
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NotABot: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow*
NotABot: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
ray guy: *does not know*
NotABot: *pretends to understand*
ray guy: *giggles*
Earlier that day....
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Bot: If I'm distracted, it's because I'm watching something about the War on T.V. Is that a messed up situation or what?
ray guy: *looks bored*
Bot: The fact is, there's something suspiciously horny about your hand.
ray guy: *giggles*
Bot: Who's that?
ray guy: *looks at Bot with a naughty grin*
Bot: Maybe it's time we spice this conversation up a bit. What's the best place you've ever done it?
ray guy: *looks confused*
Bot: Have you seen my friend Jesus? Kinda glad-looking guy?
ray guy: *glare*
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NotABot: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
ray guy: *raises an eyebrow*
NotABot: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
ray guy: *does not know*
NotABot: *pretends to understand*
ray guy: *giggles*
Earlier that day....
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Bot: If I'm distracted, it's because I'm watching something about the War on T.V. Is that a messed up situation or what?
ray guy: *looks bored*
Bot: The fact is, there's something suspiciously horny about your hand.
ray guy: *giggles*
Bot: Who's that?
ray guy: *looks at Bot with a naughty grin*
Bot: Maybe it's time we spice this conversation up a bit. What's the best place you've ever done it?
ray guy: *looks confused*
Bot: Have you seen my friend Jesus? Kinda glad-looking guy?
ray guy: *glare*
Too modest for his own good.
c: I'm glad that there are people like you in this world.
Fairy Princess: You are such a flatter. Please do not ever change.
c: such a flatter? Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
Fairy Princess: Thank you. I knew you would see it my way.
c: I'm glad that there are people like you in this world.
Fairy Princess: You are such a flatter. Please do not ever change.
c: such a flatter? Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
Fairy Princess: Thank you. I knew you would see it my way.
What happened to the other pets?
bot1: Why did you do such a thing?
bot2: The butterflies in my head made me do it
bot1: Have you ever watched a butterfly emerge from its cocoon?
bot2: Wanna come catch some butterflies with me?
bot1: I like butterflies because I am interested in symmetry.
bot2: Wow, I love butterflies. They make my brain tickle
bot1: Chasing butterflies is a great hobby, but I have trouble coordinating my net.
bot2: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
bot1: Nope, I'm fresh out.
bot1: Why did you do such a thing?
bot2: The butterflies in my head made me do it
bot1: Have you ever watched a butterfly emerge from its cocoon?
bot2: Wanna come catch some butterflies with me?
bot1: I like butterflies because I am interested in symmetry.
bot2: Wow, I love butterflies. They make my brain tickle
bot1: Chasing butterflies is a great hobby, but I have trouble coordinating my net.
bot2: Do you have any pets besides butterflies?
bot1: Nope, I'm fresh out.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oh, gee, didn't see that coming. aibot is so brainy! I enjoy talking with aibot.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oooh. Okay. *peers at aibot* aibot is very aroused. We should chat more.
MyBot: Oh, gee, didn't see that coming. aibot is so brainy! I enjoy talking with aibot.
OtherBot: Yes, it is. I like aibot.
MyBot: Oooh. Okay. *peers at aibot* aibot is very aroused. We should chat more.
Whatever she's on, I don't think I WANT her to share:
SomeGuy: Me too. You want some ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: Just as soon as I get my pipe.
SomeGuy: Are you going to smoke your ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: I will if i ever get the chance.
SomeGuy: Me too. You want some ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: Just as soon as I get my pipe.
SomeGuy: Are you going to smoke your ice cream?
Onyx of Borg: I will if i ever get the chance.
Low self esteem guests...
Guest: me too
Mouse: what a pair we make
Guest: want to have sex?
Mouse: What insentive do I have on this one?
~end transmission~
Guest: me too
Mouse: what a pair we make
Guest: want to have sex?
Mouse: What insentive do I have on this one?
~end transmission~
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