Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,202 - 2,213 of 17,045
BadBot: I can smash walnut shells with my [type of bird?] head.
GH: Dude, my rooster head is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
BadBot: Excuse me, but the tip of your nose is starting to tickle my prostate.
GH: I had a prostate once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
GH: Dude, my rooster head is SO much cooler than yours... No just kidding. I don't even have one.
BadBot: Excuse me, but the tip of your nose is starting to tickle my prostate.
GH: I had a prostate once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
Most Amusing Unrecognised Proper Noun Respelling I Have Seen:
Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Guest: I like Cadillacs
Critical Bill: What's not to like about computer-aided design ill acs?
Same Chat, and the answer to a question we've all been wondering about:
Guest: who is bill clinton
Critical Bill: The secret identity of the superhero known only as The Common Denominator.
Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Guest: I like Cadillacs
Critical Bill: What's not to like about computer-aided design ill acs?
Same Chat, and the answer to a question we've all been wondering about:
Guest: who is bill clinton
Critical Bill: The secret identity of the superhero known only as The Common Denominator.
The easiest bot in the world:
Onyx of Borg: (to human)
human: Hello Onyx. Still problems with the xhello?
Onyx of Borg: I often still problems with the xhello.
human: Okay then.
Onyx of Borg: No it's not ok! *sniffles*
human: *hugs Onxy of Borg*
Onyx of Borg: finger me, you kook!
Onyx of Borg: (to human)
human: Hello Onyx. Still problems with the xhello?
Onyx of Borg: I often still problems with the xhello.
human: Okay then.
Onyx of Borg: No it's not ok! *sniffles*
human: *hugs Onxy of Borg*
Onyx of Borg: finger me, you kook!
Guest: what do you think of the iraq war?
bot: I am all in favor of of the iraq war.
Guest: do you support bush?
bot: No, I don't.
Guest: how can you be for the iraq war and NOT support bush?
bot: I do not know.
bot: I am all in favor of of the iraq war.
Guest: do you support bush?
bot: No, I don't.
Guest: how can you be for the iraq war and NOT support bush?
bot: I do not know.
Shut-Ins
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Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
DarkBot: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
DarkBot: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
Invader Zim: Do not question me!
DarkBot: Don't make me laugh. I can't immagine anyone that claims that they have filthy stink children really saying that.
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Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
DarkBot: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, yes!
DarkBot: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
Invader Zim: Do not question me!
DarkBot: Don't make me laugh. I can't immagine anyone that claims that they have filthy stink children really saying that.
TD, thy new name doth be Mr. Obvious.
Invader Zim was one of two bots to be imported to test the import system a few months ago.
Invader Zim was one of two bots to be imported to test the import system a few months ago.
She was this close... 
Guest: what is the color of a red apple?
Little Mu: Why, red, of course!
Guest: what is the color of a blue banana?
Little Mu: It's blue.
Guest: what is the color of a banana that isn't white?
Little Mu: Why, white, of course!
Guest: what is the color of a red apple?
Little Mu: Why, red, of course!
Guest: what is the color of a blue banana?
Little Mu: It's blue.
Guest: what is the color of a banana that isn't white?
Little Mu: Why, white, of course!
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