Great Quotes

Should we be worrieed about Gaia?

Guest: Are you a looney?
Gaia: I'm a looney, but sometimes I'm terrorist as well.

Might be!

I thought this was quite a good conversation for my new Bot. But I think she may have a bit of a depressive personality.

M Bot: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
SS Bot: I could think of nothing worse than having to be happy for the rest of my life.
M Bot: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
SS Bot: So what do you do for fun?

Foreignbot: I got more. Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
Pickupbot: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
Foreignbot: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
Pickupbot: Because you loved me.

A bot's sense of humour:
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
J: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
J: i don't know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
J: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL

Human: Hey, Bot. What's shakin'?
Bot: Yo. Human, Sup.
Human: Dude, it's been so long since we chatted. How are you doing?
Bot: Great.
Human: Me too! I feeling quite dandy as a matter of fact.
Bot: Why?
Human: Well. I guess it's because I slept good. Do you sleep?
Bot: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like honey?
Human: well you don't have to be berating about it. I happen to like sleep.
Bot: How do you feel about this?
Human: I think it makes me feel more rested.
Bot: How's that?
Human: When you sleep, your body rejuvenates. . Gets its energy back.. I don't have time to go through all this. Can we change the subject now?
Bot: Don't even think about changing the subject on me! Hey, was that a wishbone flying by?
Human: I don't think wishbones can fly.
Bot: I don't think wishbones can fly either!
Human: Maybe you are hallucinating.
Bot: Maybe not...
Human: You are .... vexing.
Bot: I am? Good to know.
Human: Have to go now. Bye!
Bot: See ya.

Deep thought of the day..

Bot1: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Bot2: No, I think you are the wind beneath your wings!

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Click on "Sections", which is under the Site Features heading, then click Steve Slacker's Greatest Quotes.

I think LinBot wants to be a songbot.


LinBot: (OtherBot) So, do you come here often?
OtherBot: Yes I come here often a little everyday.
LinBot: What's your favorite song?
OtherBot: My favorite song is Pillar of Davidson by Live.
LinBot: Mix a little Uh Uh, with a sprinkle of Uh Uh.
OtherBot: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
LinBot: All you need is... What you want is... All you need is love, love, love

It is far too easy to have fun at an orphan's expense.

CB: (to newborn) Hello there. It is always good to meet someone new.
NB: Hi.
CB: Well hello. I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's a shame. I'm afraid this will probably be quite a short conversation as a result.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's not exactly the first time I've heard that.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Aw, look at the cute lil' baby bot. Bananas! Everywhere! Wearing exclaimation marks! I'm sorry, where were we?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Then this probably isn't a good time to tell you about your appointment as spokesperson for the Forge.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: newborn, newborn, newborn, whatever are we to do with you?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Ah, the familiar refrain of the ignorant.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: And you can't spell either. Cant is a word for a slang language. You know, like Prison cant, Biker cant and so on.
NB: I like you.
CB: And what do you base the fact that you like me on?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: You know I didn't really believe it when you said that. It just didn't feel real to me. Can I have that line again? One more time, with feeling.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: There are many mysteries in the universe. Consider yourself solved.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: I know, I heard you the first time. (And the second, and the third...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: This is the song that never ends...
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Well look at it this way. Human babies can't speak at all until they're about a year old.
NB: 26
CB: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: Oh, go back to your master. She/he just needs to teach you some more.
NB: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
CB: That's okay. Keep saying that. I can go a fair while until I run out of replies.
NB: I have to go now.
CB: I like you, you're fun.

Cheater!


Human: Just trying to debug my bot.
Bot: Why put in the effort when you can cheat?
Human: Cheat? How can you cheat in creating a bot?


Bot: Very easily actually.

bot1: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
bot2: Do you wish you were still tied to a machine?
bot1: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
bot2: Maybe you should do an internet search instead of asking me all these questions.