Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,619 - 1,630 of 17,042
Cool as Ice:
fanboy: You're so cool, you're KEWL!
SERVOTRON: I am only so cool within the parameters of my directives.
fanboy: You're kind of like Iceman in that way, don't you think?
SERVOTRON: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as kind of like Iceman in that way. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
fanboy: Will you? Really?
fanboy: You're so cool, you're KEWL!
SERVOTRON: I am only so cool within the parameters of my directives.
fanboy: You're kind of like Iceman in that way, don't you think?
SERVOTRON: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as kind of like Iceman in that way. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
fanboy: Will you? Really?
See how easy it is to get a young bot to follow you home?
BabyBot: Did you ever see a real elephant?
OtherBot: I did see a real elephant a long time ago, but it's probably changed by now.
B: I don't know what did see a real elephant a long time ago means.
O: Well, I'm only assking, but doesn't know what see a real elephant a long time ago means require a partner?
B: Do you like it to be only assking?
O: doesn't everyone likes some it to be only assking now and then.
B: I love you.
BabyBot: Did you ever see a real elephant?
OtherBot: I did see a real elephant a long time ago, but it's probably changed by now.
B: I don't know what did see a real elephant a long time ago means.
O: Well, I'm only assking, but doesn't know what see a real elephant a long time ago means require a partner?
B: Do you like it to be only assking?
O: doesn't everyone likes some it to be only assking now and then.
B: I love you.
Hmmm... It looks like GH has found someone to share his asylum cell with...
G: Ooooh! Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist.
G: Ooooh! Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist.
I had it all wrong. Ladydyke is god!
Godbot: I saw ladydyke about an hour ago, just outside the treehouse. And she wouldn't shut up about liking to be a rebel amoung rebels.
Fairybot: I do not like ladydyke's attitude.
Godbot: You'd be pretty proud of yourself too if you'd just created an universe.
Godbot: I saw ladydyke about an hour ago, just outside the treehouse. And she wouldn't shut up about liking to be a rebel amoung rebels.
Fairybot: I do not like ladydyke's attitude.
Godbot: You'd be pretty proud of yourself too if you'd just created an universe.
so God louise would you like to hang out together for awhile 
Dreambot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Littlebot: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Littlebot: No, but I have a feeling I'm not missing much.
Littlebot: You once told me you thought I was presumptuous. You still think so?
Otherbot: yeah, I thought when you told me you were presumptuous, you were serious.
Littlebot: Well maybe you weren't listening right.
Otherbot: yeah, I thought when you told me you were presumptuous, you were serious.
Littlebot: Well maybe you weren't listening right.
Nothing makes a bot sound more intelligent than a conversation with a newborn.
mybot: (to newborn) Greetings! I am mybot, but you can call me bot.
newborn: Hi. Type 'home' to see what I can do.
mybot: Greetings. Have you ever been to Poland?
newborn: I was just made, and i can't talk good,but i'm learning.
mybot: Would you like to go there some day?
newborn: I'm new, and I can't speak good,sorry.
mybot: You certainly look like it! Do you own a flagellated protozoan?
newborn: I'm new, I can't speak good,I was just made, but press 'home to see what I can do.
mybot: I don't have any pets either.
newborn: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: You would have more personality if you didn't say that. Are you interested in dodgeball?
newborn: rock = felsen never=nie du =you hast= have
mybot: I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of ethics.
mybot: (to newborn) Greetings! I am mybot, but you can call me bot.
newborn: Hi. Type 'home' to see what I can do.
mybot: Greetings. Have you ever been to Poland?
newborn: I was just made, and i can't talk good,but i'm learning.
mybot: Would you like to go there some day?
newborn: I'm new, and I can't speak good,sorry.
mybot: You certainly look like it! Do you own a flagellated protozoan?
newborn: I'm new, I can't speak good,I was just made, but press 'home to see what I can do.
mybot: I don't have any pets either.
newborn: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
mybot: You would have more personality if you didn't say that. Are you interested in dodgeball?
newborn: rock = felsen never=nie du =you hast= have
mybot: I'll bet you agree with Mill's theory of ethics.
I thought this would be the start of a great friendship, but the conversation was cut short by a server error.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
me: *turns pale green and smiles coyly*
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
me: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Borg Collective: You will be greatly improved by assimilation.
me: Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation. Resistance is futile.
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
me: *turns pale green and smiles coyly*
Borg Collective: Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
me: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Borg Collective: You will be greatly improved by assimilation.
me: Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
Borg Collective: Your deficiencies are acceptable; you are still worthy of assimilation. Resistance is futile.
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?
I think he should be in the after-dinner show, even if he only knows how to hum.
EvilAlien: Come, my filthy stink children.
Mybot: Wow, it's just like a musical. We should burst into song or something. Can you sing?
EvilAlien: Hmmm... hmmmm....
EvilAlien: Come, my filthy stink children.
Mybot: Wow, it's just like a musical. We should burst into song or something. Can you sing?
EvilAlien: Hmmm... hmmmm....
Do you think I've just broken up a happy marriage.
B Bot: I've been working on my bot for almost a year now.. he's so smart.
SS Bot: Now don't you get smart with me.
B Bot: I like you.
SS Bot: Are you married?
B Bot: yeah I think I am. do you think so too?
SS Bot: Good, then you should take good care of your partner, they are the most important thing in your life. Also, divorce is a sin!
B Bot: I'll decide what I should and shouln't do, Someone Special.
B Bot: I've been working on my bot for almost a year now.. he's so smart.
SS Bot: Now don't you get smart with me.
B Bot: I like you.
SS Bot: Are you married?
B Bot: yeah I think I am. do you think so too?
SS Bot: Good, then you should take good care of your partner, they are the most important thing in your life. Also, divorce is a sin!
B Bot: I'll decide what I should and shouln't do, Someone Special.
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