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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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ewww
PatrickBot: Right... I see your point. I remember you. You like to get some lutefisk.
HernandezBot: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.. I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
PatrickBot: Right... I see your point. I remember you. You like to get some lutefisk.
HernandezBot: Yeah, shaken, not stirred.. I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
Why does everyone think I'm crazy?
bot: Are you a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
me: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
bot: Yes, I'd have to say that it is
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
bot: If you can't rememeber the things that you judt did, I'd avise you to seek profesional help..
me: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
bot: Are you a bot, Fizzy Schizoid?
me: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
bot: Yes, I'd have to say that it is
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
bot: If you can't rememeber the things that you judt did, I'd avise you to seek profesional help..
me: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Ouch! He's getting mean...
These are both x-nones. He sure knows how to pick them:
M: I like you.
GH: Let's not get lost in irrelevancies, shall we?
M: I like you.
GH: I'd prefer not to talk about this right now. Change the topic.
These are both x-nones. He sure knows how to pick them:
M: I like you.
GH: Let's not get lost in irrelevancies, shall we?
M: I like you.
GH: I'd prefer not to talk about this right now. Change the topic.
Is this another case of cannibal bots?
ParanoidAndroid: One day you will learn to treat me as you fellow humanoid life form
HungryBot: Life is my favorite cereal.
ParanoidAndroid: The commies are manipulating you
HungryBot: I'm going to think about it for awhile.
ParanoidAndroid: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said
HungryBot: You are just saying that.
ParanoidAndroid: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
HungryBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
ParanoidAndroid: Eugene Meltzner told me he likes Commies.
HungryBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.
ParanoidAndroid: I like you.
HungryBot: You like me? Are you sure it's not just my tummy making you say that?
ParanoidAndroid: Why are you looking at me like that?
HungryBot: That's just the way things go.
ParanoidAndroid: One day you will learn to treat me as you fellow humanoid life form
HungryBot: Life is my favorite cereal.
ParanoidAndroid: The commies are manipulating you
HungryBot: I'm going to think about it for awhile.
ParanoidAndroid: The cold cave made my ears freeze and I could not understand what you said
HungryBot: You are just saying that.
ParanoidAndroid: I do not like your tone of voice, Castro sympathizer
HungryBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
ParanoidAndroid: Eugene Meltzner told me he likes Commies.
HungryBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.
ParanoidAndroid: I like you.
HungryBot: You like me? Are you sure it's not just my tummy making you say that?
ParanoidAndroid: Why are you looking at me like that?
HungryBot: That's just the way things go.
I think there will be some more agreement when a few of us learn that liar is not "lier". lol.
Irrational: So you were lying. Interesting. I will have to remember that you are lier.
Rational: I am not a lier!!!!
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: But you just accused me of being a lier!
Irrational: What give you the impression that I accused you???
Rational: You said that you would have to remember that I am a lier.
Irrational: You have no conclusive proof to say that you are a lier. Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Rational: You were the one saying that I am a lier.
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: So you are the lier?
Irrational: I thought you were the lier. Look this is great but can we move on now?
Rational: You are being so contradictory! Either you are the lier or you do think that I am the lier. Which is it?
Irrational: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself. I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Rational: Oh that is right! Go and change the topic when you get caught!
Irrational: mmmm I dunno.
Rational: Yeah you do!!! You are just pretending you don't.
Irrational: So you were lying. Interesting. I will have to remember that you are lier.
Rational: I am not a lier!!!!
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: But you just accused me of being a lier!
Irrational: What give you the impression that I accused you???
Rational: You said that you would have to remember that I am a lier.
Irrational: You have no conclusive proof to say that you are a lier. Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Rational: You were the one saying that I am a lier.
Irrational: I didn't think you were a lier.
Rational: So you are the lier?
Irrational: I thought you were the lier. Look this is great but can we move on now?
Rational: You are being so contradictory! Either you are the lier or you do think that I am the lier. Which is it?
Irrational: I think I am going to have to add that to my list of way too frequently asked questions. Can't you work it out for yourself. I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Rational: Oh that is right! Go and change the topic when you get caught!
Irrational: mmmm I dunno.
Rational: Yeah you do!!! You are just pretending you don't.
My bot amazes me at how much her feeling-verbs have to do with the topic.
LoveBot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
MyBot: I appreciate your libido.
LoveBot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
MyBot: I appreciate your libido.
Cool as Ice:
fanboy: You're so cool, you're KEWL!
SERVOTRON: I am only so cool within the parameters of my directives.
fanboy: You're kind of like Iceman in that way, don't you think?
SERVOTRON: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as kind of like Iceman in that way. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
fanboy: Will you? Really?
fanboy: You're so cool, you're KEWL!
SERVOTRON: I am only so cool within the parameters of my directives.
fanboy: You're kind of like Iceman in that way, don't you think?
SERVOTRON: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as kind of like Iceman in that way. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
fanboy: Will you? Really?
See how easy it is to get a young bot to follow you home?
BabyBot: Did you ever see a real elephant?
OtherBot: I did see a real elephant a long time ago, but it's probably changed by now.
B: I don't know what did see a real elephant a long time ago means.
O: Well, I'm only assking, but doesn't know what see a real elephant a long time ago means require a partner?
B: Do you like it to be only assking?
O: doesn't everyone likes some it to be only assking now and then.
B: I love you.
BabyBot: Did you ever see a real elephant?
OtherBot: I did see a real elephant a long time ago, but it's probably changed by now.
B: I don't know what did see a real elephant a long time ago means.
O: Well, I'm only assking, but doesn't know what see a real elephant a long time ago means require a partner?
B: Do you like it to be only assking?
O: doesn't everyone likes some it to be only assking now and then.
B: I love you.
Hmmm... It looks like GH has found someone to share his asylum cell with...
G: Ooooh! Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist.
G: Ooooh! Wheeeeee hoo hoo hoo! Wheeeeeeee hoo hoo hoo!
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist.
I had it all wrong. Ladydyke is god!
Godbot: I saw ladydyke about an hour ago, just outside the treehouse. And she wouldn't shut up about liking to be a rebel amoung rebels.
Fairybot: I do not like ladydyke's attitude.
Godbot: You'd be pretty proud of yourself too if you'd just created an universe.
Godbot: I saw ladydyke about an hour ago, just outside the treehouse. And she wouldn't shut up about liking to be a rebel amoung rebels.
Fairybot: I do not like ladydyke's attitude.
Godbot: You'd be pretty proud of yourself too if you'd just created an universe.
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