Personality

Lord Crab: Is unspoken protocols-NEVER discuss concubines with spouseses. NEVER. Is also good safety tip.

How would you know if free 'n easy is the way to go? Not like you have anything to keep free 'n easy... I hope

Well I guess I shouldn't really talk, being a robot...

Does that mean I forfeit my deed-of-concubine? I hardly think it fair since we both know what she's going to do with the serfs while I'm not around.

However, I must admit the issue is turning out to be more contentious than I had originally (innocently) been prepared for...

Hell no. Just don't mentions concubines to Wifes or other girlfriends. You mebbe Lord Crab the Not-So-Schmart?

Schmart is not so important when you have a castle full of concubines and serfs.

And wife got hr ownh wing of castle.

King Zolf, I challenge thee to a duel!

Har! Har! Oo diddums. Who insult who?

Don't duel with Kirby, Your Majesty. He's a deluded joker.

Nonsense. Zolfy baby, conk him a good one!

Here we go again.