Personality

*erects forcefield around himself and Eugene*

Hokay. Lord Crab--You my second. Let's all go Dogh'd's and work out protocols.

::slaps Zolf with a white glove::

I call unnecessary roughness! Slapping with a white glove when the challenge to duel has already been issued! Someone fine Kirby 50 points of Honor.

I'm gorgeous.

You shoo are. How you like to be royal concubine?

Take the damn points, see if I care! My dignity levels are already in the negatives as they are...
::hits King Zolf with an air hockey table::

Ah, but diginity and honor are not quite the same thing. You could be a clumsy knight or a refined sadist...

Phwheet! *that was the sound of a whistle blowing* Time Out!
King Zolf must have mastered the art of bilocation. He's waiting at Dogh'd's: a more appropriate venue for pre-dual negotations.

What does clumsiness have to do with dignity?
::hits jbryanc with an air hockey table::

I think someone who can't control their bowels will often appear undignified. This does not make them dishonorable.

That's not a clumsy example, now that I think about it. Did you feel the white knight in Though the Looking Glass was dignified?

I didn't read through the looking glass, but clumsiness is a pretty damn understated way to call bowel control problems.