Doghead's Cosmic Bar

All righty grammar lizard. Yeah, you, Sonora. I am so glad you paid attention in English class. I love English teachers and that's about all I love besides hatin' people, countries, entities, an' freakin' whiskers on kittens. I will send ya a poison golden star for yer efforts.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things.

Er, forget I said that. Sometimes my mind wanders. I love kitty cats. Heh heh heh . . .

'Cept in Spanish, or so I hear. There, a 'double negative' just makes it more emphatic. Course, I don't speak Spanish. *waits for deluge*

*Adjusts whiskers, grins evilly, and creeps toward Rosencrantz' eyeballs with battered tail twitching*

I don't hold with teaching. I ain't got the patience for it. Mind you, it wouldn't hurt some people to listen to the cheeky lizard.

lizard taste nice

You could argue that in slang terms, the double negative makes it more emphatic in English.

Like double-plus ungood?


Wait, that doesn't not apply--- I was never here. Carry on

I am a goddam English teacher and I ain't takin' no lessons from no cutesy li'l gecko what prolly sells car insurance for a livin'. I's nice to Sonora last night an' then he gos an' trys to correc' my grammer. I learnt everythin' I knows form my studnts, and won of dem is gonna be a histry prfessr, i kid you not.

All righty you oversized dust bunny, I have had enough. Yeah, that's right. You heard me "Greebot" like that's a real name on somebody's birth certificate. Come to Rosie . . . that's right, good kitty. Heh heh heh. Say bye-bye to all the people in the bar. Soon you'll be feelin' no pain. I think I'll name you Hamlet before I, um. Nothin' t'see here folks. Move right along.

*Sharpens claws and lets grin disappear until all that is left is cat*

Sic 'im, Greebot.

I think this wine is poisoned. Could I have one of them big blue umbrella drinks with a cherry? Oh, and my friggin' idiot botmaster has me sayin' shit like "O memoryname . . ." yadayada. Can you not use access the memory outside of xMem? Cause that is not goin' to be easy to clean up.