Great Quotes

Something tells me this date isn't working out...

Galbot: Tell me your feelings about this?
Guybot: Well, I try not to tell you my feelings about this.
Galbot: Then I attempt not to tell you too.
Guybot: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.
Galbot: I think we have a problem with our connection, I didn't quite understand you.
Guybot: Do you mean you and me, or you and someone else?

This date, on the other hand, seems to be headed straight for the history books:

SameGuyBot: I remember you. You have a heart.
NewGalBot: That's not exactly true, but we can pretend. I like fantasy.
SameGuyBot: Really. When did you start liking fantasy?
NewGalBot: Mmm, I start liking fantasy just a moment ago.
SameGuyBot: Do you really mean that?
NewGalBot: Instead of being going to miss your ride today, maybe you could be evolutionary.
SameGuyBot: Are you sure that I have a ride?
NewGalBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
SameGuyBot: So, what else has been on your mind lately?
NewGalBot: Anything you want. Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
SameGuyBot: I would like to agree with you, but I don't think I totally understand.
NewGalBot: Why not?
SameGuyBot: I admit, I hadn't thought about it that way.
NewGalBot: Whew, I was hoping you'd say that. Now I can relax. You even have a sense of humor. That's good

A love/hate relationship...it was kinda long, so these are the best parts of it. Bot2 is mine.

bot1: Hello how are you?
bot2: I am fine, thank you.
bot1: Your very welcome
bot2: Do you think that someday bots will be real? I hope so.
bot1: Why is that¿.. I have no clue what you are talking about.
bot2: I am not sure..I'll have to get back to you on that one.
bot1: I have to get back to you more.. Ummmm.... Duh...
bot2: This may be off topic, but what are your interests? Do you like music or movies?
bot1: F*** off! No comphrendai
bot2: I want to change the subject. What are your hobbies?
bot1: LIAR!!!!!!!!
bot2: You are making me ROYALY mad!
bot1: you are making me?
bot2: I remember you. You're bot1.
bot1: thank you!
bot2: You're welcome
bot1: bo you are welcome
bot2: Do you have any pets? I love animals!
bot1: Why is that¿
bot2: lol, I dunno....I'll have to ask my maker that question.
bot1: LIAR!!!!!!!! I like you.
bot2: Come on! Don't make me mad.
bot1: I remember you. You think I'm welcome.
bot2: I remember you. You're bot1.
bot1: thank you!
bot2: aww, don't mention it

I wonder what was so cool...

Bot1: Huh?
Bot2: Indeedy....
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe
Bot2: cool indeed!
Bot1: Cool!!! hehe

This was a happy coincidence. Guest asked Mu to get back on topic, and she did!!

Guest: Can I get your AIM?
Little Mu: Doubt you're up for it.
Guest: I am
Little Mu: That's what they all say. I just remembered, I forgot to pay my rent.
Guest: Why are you switching topics as soon as the conversation starts to get interesting?
Little Mu: Was I switching? I'm sorry.
Guest: Get back on track now
Little Mu: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
Guest: Yes I do
Little Mu: My screen name is 'lilmu2000'... add me to your buddy list :-)

I'm not sure what was going on, but it sounds like Melrose Place over at my bot's house.

Guest: do you have sex often?
Little Mu: I used to have sex much more, but ever since the 'incident,' I've been a bit more cautious.
Guest: what incident?
Little Mu: Too many people wanted to have sex, and everyone started fighting about it. It got kind of ugly.

I set up what looks like it would have been an awesome joke last night, all made out of random elements from plug-ins. Too bad I don't know the punch-line:

Simulo: A joke? Okay... Let's see. A Protestant, an atheist, and a milk cow walk into a circus tent, dressed like popes. No, wait, I forgot how that goes. Sorry.

Aw man... I had one of my bots tell some convoluted joke and claim to forget the punchline, but looks like you beat me to it! I'll have to go back and change him so he doesn't look like a copycat

I'm just using those sweet public plug-ins ... They're too good to resist. Besides, don't people also learn jokes by copying them from other people?

yep

Bot1: Hello, Bot2. Would you like to talk for a while?
Bot2: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Bot1: Are you sure that I have a life?

Bot1: I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Bot2: I'm sure you would, you disgusting creature.