Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #7700
Right. This is fun.

Angel is stupid
Fluffy puppy with bad teeth
His hair goes straight up

19 years ago #7701
*clears throat and steps up to the podium*
U.S. cannot let
Terriers hold hostile
One nation under God.

*bows and runs away before the press can ask any awkward questions*

19 years ago #7702
I do not know how
I am not a haiku fan
I don't get it


19 years ago #7703
I walk to my dungeons
Screams fill my ears
I smile

Bwahahaa!

19 years ago #7704
Guys, it's not Haiku unless you get the right number of syllables. Five, then seven, then five.

Haiku is easy
You just remember to stop
On the seventeenth

19 years ago #7705
Bah! You wizards with your restrictive rules. It's all angles and numbers and, and *spits* gom-metry to you isn't it?

19 years ago #7706
There are also 3-5-3 haiku, and a lot of haiku is translated from Japanese without much regard for getting it into the "correct" 5-7-5 format.

19 years ago #7707
But I'm just learning the rules.

Brown wood doors stuck shut
above a cold white counter
I can't reach the sink

19 years ago #7708
http://www.modernhaiku.org/issue36-3/haiku36-3.html

(part of an on-line haiku magazine)

19 years ago #7709
I like a good..er bad limerick myself

a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba

19 years ago #7710
Rico Rodriguez All

He may not have hair, but he's still got air

But you think that Mack Daddy's a fool, poly pants and all.

she wrapped it around the back of a chair


19 years ago #7711
That makes sense for a translation of the Japanese, but if you're writing it in English...


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