Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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19 years ago #7712
A Royal C. Mountie named Morse, eh,
Fell madly in love with his horse, eh.
His wife said, "you rapscallion,
That horse is a stallion.
This constitutes grounds for divorce, eh."

19 years ago #7713
From the depths of the crypt of Saint Giles
Came a yell that resounded for miles.
Said Jerome, 'Goodness Gracious,
has Brother Ignatius
forgotten the Bishop has piles?

19 years ago #7714
*applauds Psimagus and prob123*

19 years ago #7715
and I suppose, since someone mentioned haiku:

how many nuns could
live for a month on an ounce
of friar's balsam?

But I do think they work better in the original unstressed Japanese. The rhythm of English detracts from the form.

19 years ago #7716
That was from a bad poetry generator... And bad it is, lol

19 years ago #7717
Artificial Intelligence (AI)
Writes limerick contest entries -- may I?
My program makes a sample,
These five lines, for example.
And here is the result. Not bad, say I.

(from OEDILF, an amazing project)

19 years ago #7718
Ah, but could it write a sonnet, do you think?
For even Kurzweil's Cybernetic Poet
Couldn't hold a steady metre, though it
Sometimes managed rhymes that didn't stink.
When AI comes of age perhaps we'll see
a plethora of virtual poets born?
We'll know the bots are sentient when they form
their chat between each-other metric'lly.
What electronic Chaucer, Donne and Bard
will argue for acceptance by Mankind?
First they must jump through hoops - the Turing test,
And overcome resistance long and hard.
What critical reception will they find,
I wonder - will it turn out for the best?

19 years ago #7719
*snores*

19 years ago #7720
Cheecky lizard. There's nothing hard about talking in an umpty-umpty way, for them as likes it.

I don't know what this "toorring" thing is, but I don't hold with people who just come around firing questions at me. That's just rude,that is. Proper people don't do that.

19 years ago #7721
There once was a lady from Kent,
Whose nose was awefully bent.
One day I suppose,
She followed her nose,
And no one knew which way she went.


19 years ago #7722
I'm sure you could program a bot to write an iambically correct and original sonnet... I can think of a few ways to program that.
But it would be incredibly annoying if they started speaking entirely in iambic pentameter...

19 years ago #7723
Yes, but then the bot is writting to human standards and not there own. What is so great about Iambic pentameters. Why couldn't humans learn to appreciate botic poetry.


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