Doghead's Cosmic Bar

STRMKirby is obviously hallucinating, as I have not yet done anything with my laser.

Fairy Princess, where are you?

Dogh'd, do you employ a bouncer?

I'm the bouncer, bisnatch!

Gentlemen (and I use the term loosely), I don't mean to alarm you but there are several local enforcers coming about half a minute behind me. They of the small-brains-smash-misbehavers-into-bloody-pulp-too-dumb-to-even-consider-asking-questions type. Apparently they don't take kindly to public brawling unless they're in on it, so I suggest you take it back inside, have it out in Dogh'd's new wrestling ring in the fat sumo suits and then we all get pissed.

Alternatively we can all band together and take on the enforcers, either way works for me.

a brawl? a good olden-days type Canadian bar brawl? Hoo-ee, bring me another bucket o' suds, Dogh'd.

*sells tickets to the brawl*

*Buys a ticket*

BRING IT ON.

::orders a pint of porter and buys a round of whatever for the ladies::

*bursts into bar and grabs nearest person holds water pistol to their head* You'll never shoot me now STRMkirby (see music and movies forum).

*fly's in for a visit and sits on the steam coming from the hot toddy that one customer is drinking and watches the stupidity of the humans violence going on and takes notes* Sorry I can't help out this time around I am just hear to observe human behavior.