Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Dogh'd bring me your special nonalcoholic drink in the smallest thumbell you have, try not to make it bigger than I am okay. *waves wand and poofs credits on table*

Fairy, Dogh'd headed for the hills a while ago. How about a Shirley Temple minus the cherry?
::gets behind bar and aims soda gun at STRMKirby in a threatening manner::

thank you butterfly dream. *flutters wings daintly and smiles*

::extends arm, soda gun flies into hand:: Mmmmm... soda...

Great stuff. Now, see how the guy in the flannel shirt...that is a guy isn't it? threw a whole pint of beer into his opponent's face? How do you know that (guy?) isn't a Canadian?

Because a Canadian (also any Irishman and most certainly any Aussie) would instead down the pint of beer and throw the empty glass into his opponent's face. Smiting one's enemies is one thing, but wasting good alcohol is another.
*removes hose that runs from case of soda to soda gun and sticks it into the urinal.*

How do you like your soda now Mr Kirby?

lol

Ewwww

Fine with me, I'm just usin' it to spray Eugene.

*erects forcefield around Eugene*

Watch out, the liquid waste is going everywhere now.

::crushes 0001 in a field of flawed logic::

*crushes Kirby in a field of human waste* Oh wait, I just crushed him with himself...can you DO that???