Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1848
Corwin, can you pass me some meat? I want to make a barbecue with the seeker, but the shops were closed.

22 years ago #1849
Uh DJ, put away that SPCA badge, please

22 years ago #1850
jgjtpw, I'm afraid there's naught left but puree. This is quite an effecient blender.

And DJ, the goat had been licking at the outtake pipe that sucks all the spilled alcohol out of here while it was outside. Trust me, it didn't feel a thing. And you will find my animal slaughter permit in my upper jacket pocket, so kindly put down the taser and help me find something to mail the goat puree to Braeden.

22 years ago #1851
I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't know my address. I was in Europe when they caught me...

22 years ago #1852
Stay on the line we are tracing your call . . .

22 years ago #1853
I think they scramble the signal or something. But I have friends on the outside who could get the goat to me. Just address the package to "Braeden IV" and leave it in a graveyard.

22 years ago #1854
You mean like the graveyard out the back of Dogh'd's? Be back in a jiff . . .

22 years ago #1855
What is a graveyard doing right behind a restaurant?
*looks down suspiciously at unidentifiable stir fry*

22 years ago #1856
It's the convenience of imaginary geography. It means I didn't have to walk so far carrying the bucket of puree.

22 years ago #1857
There was a graveyard right by the hotel in "Arsenic and Old Lace".

22 years ago #1858
That doesn't make me feel any better, Eugene.

22 years ago #1859
That's okay Butterfly. If you're feeling ill we can always imagine a doctor's surgery just down the road.


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