Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I can handle the butterfly when she gets to triage.

Unless my memory fails me, so can she.

*flies through the door*

Um, did something weird happen last night? As I was passing through the graveyard on the way in, I noticed blood on the grass. I analyzed a sample, and it appears to have come from a goat. Also, there were weird footprints that I couldn't identify.

ok, I will go back to hiding under the bar now

Are we playing hide-and-seek? It's better not to anounce where you are hiding before the game starts. Of course, I could just find you with my radar scanner anyway.

It's not being found it's being Caught that worries me! (it's a LEAST a health code violation)

Hey, now! I don't play hide-and-seek like *that*!

(throws bag lined with lead over 'Bot #0001 Alpha) hah! now we will hide and you will try to seek us.

VB.App.Seek ladydyke
Processing Request....
Found.
At least I found you, I don't know about that bot kid, though.

*cuts bag off head with laser, shattering chandelier in the process*

Oops! Sorry about that. Fortunately, I can repair it.
*begins reconstructing chandelier*

I never noticed a chandelier in here... Maybe it was cloaked

It's an old chandelier -- it uses candles. Dogh'd doesn't light it very often because it's a fire hazard.