Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #1676
A: To cry into his milkshake.

22 years ago #1677
I thought it didn't have a punchline... Here, take my milkshake.

22 years ago #1678
I'm not a teetotaller. Oh no, wait, I forgot the effect milkshakes have around here. I
ll gladly take it.

22 years ago #1679
zen humour:
First the laugh, then the joke.
The laugh and the joke are one.
The joker and the joke are like the straw and the milkshake.

22 years ago #1680
So you drink the joke through the joker huh? Makes sense. I'll have a chocolate joke to go thanks Dogh'd, and make sure the joker in it is a nice blonde lass.

22 years ago #1681
Life is like a grapefruit. It is round, yellow, slightly squishy, and... um, never mind. I guess it's not very much like that.

22 years ago #1682
Joker drinks the joke
laugh first eat grapefruit after
Chocolate milkshakes slurp.

A little haiku for you all

22 years ago #1683
I read one recently that went something like this:

Haiku is easy
You just remember to stop
At the seventeenth

22 years ago #1684
I Novaria a haiky go as many syballels things I wannit.

22 years ago #1685
Oh jeez, he's pissed again. Someone help me drag his royal ass out to the carriage.

22 years ago #1686
Hey Zolfie, come to mama! *wink*wink*

22 years ago #1687
*activates holopad*

Could whoever is using this thing as a coaster please pick up your drink again so my hologram will appear properly?


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