Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ooh, that's a toughy. I can't remember whose drink that is. It was put down weeks ago. Mine now! *Grabs drink and slams it down* Ooooh, not such a good idea, that was a milkshake, and its been sitting there for weeks. Oh well, Braeden, you're free. Me, I'm heading to place a call on the porcelain phone. *Runs for the men's room.*

I could have warned you...never drink anything that's not fresh. That's my policy.

Yes, but at least milkshakes don't clot, unlike whatever it is that you drink...

If you must know, my saliva contains an anticoagulant.

http://www.angelfire.com/va/vampirebats/

Man, the vast wastelands of pointless knowledge you've had access to since the internet was created must really have helped fill the time of your imprisonment in recent years.

so while you dilletantes go maudering on with your picayune bits of knowledge I'm trying to lug a hundred kilos of besotted royalty out to the limo.

or is it dilettantes?

It's 'dilettantes.'

Need a hand?

Thanks GL. Maybe you could just levitate him out to the carriage and keep him asleep til we're ready to leave.
Amen.

I could shrink him for you. would that help. *Flitters wings happily*

I sure hope that bug I squashed in the bug stomp room was a real bug. *turns beet read*