Doghead's Cosmic Bar

a bar is for getting drunk and talking.

enjoying the beer here

looks at the ceiling fans they look a little dusty.someone needs to dust them.
keeps drinking my wine.

I've been working on a new concoction but I'm not sure it's safe for humans. Any volunteers?

count me in.keeps sitting on one of the bar stools.

It's called The Regretful Human. Here ya go!

*Dogh'd sets the steaming, bubbling black drink in front of bobstack, then descends behind the counter*

i drink the steaming, bubbling black drink while sitting on the barstool.anyone else wants try one with me?

finishes drinking the steaming, bubbling black drink while sitting on the barstool.how much is the drink?

It's free, since I'm testing it on you. Do you feel alright? There are strange dark spots forming on your skin. Is that normal for humans? Does that mean you liked it??

i think i am sick.gets out my cellphone then calls the nearest hospital.

*Dogh'd knows that it was this new drink, "The Regretful Human", that caused the server to go down, as he accidentally spilled some of it on the drinks console. But he will never tell. He quietly dumps the rest of it down the drain*

*Unfortunately, a psychic alien at the bar projects his thoughts outward so that everyone can hear them*

why don't he show himself? i want to see his face.