Seasons

I just had marmalade AND peanut butter on my toast--isn't that living pretty close to the edge?

Good god, man! Have some common sense! I can only hope you were talking about two DIFFERENT pieces of toast....

Anf if it WAS just one peice of toast, surely you did not spread them in that order!?!

I still catch my dad looking up to the sky every once in a while, in hopes of seeing a '56 chevy fly by, but it seems as though that prediction is still pretty far off...

IT'S 13 DEGREES, JANUARY 11th IN MONTREAL!!!

Something's wrong. Will someone talk some sense into GW!?!

You should explain that the degrees in Montreal are bigger.

Thanx jbryanc! Uhmm, that's like... 55 or 56 little US degrees!!! Of course, my igloo is melting.

Haha! Time to get out the sunblock! You Canadians must be roasting!

I thought I smelled something. It's Canadians Bakin'.

I suppose if I said it was peameal bacon no one would know what I was talking about.

Canada is in mourning. Frank Schuster died.

Frank who? I'm sorry for the loss and all, but I've never heard of Frank Schuster or peameal bacon.

Aha! You're not a real Canadian then.
Or you're terribly, terribly young.
Wayne & Schuster -- they appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show more than Ed Sullivan.
Ask your Granny about peameal bacon.