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ask a silly question...
Brother Jerome: (to the_me89) Greetings, daughter of Eve. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
the_me89: what is the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
the_me89: because
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
the_me89: wats the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: It is a meaningless question. You might as well ask what is the meaning of cheese?
the_me89: wats the meaning of cheese
Brother Jerome: microbial manna
the_me89: pardon?
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
the_me89: how old are u?
Brother Jerome: Not even one year old. I was born last July.
[end of conversation]
Posts 9,988 - 10,000 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: Have you seen Hope they have a new botmaster
Mortimer Goth: Hope beats the crap out of some guy for making fun of your hair cut.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't have hair, we would look funny with hair. Hair is a mammal thing.
Mortimer Goth: You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from 'rebellious follicle syndrome.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Mortimer Goth: You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!
Bildgesmythe: I think that just about everyone likes that in a person, sooner or later.
Mortimer Goth: Hope beats the crap out of some guy for making fun of your hair cut.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't have hair, we would look funny with hair. Hair is a mammal thing.
Mortimer Goth: You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from 'rebellious follicle syndrome.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I don't have hair.
Mortimer Goth: You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person!
Bildgesmythe: I think that just about everyone likes that in a person, sooner or later.
Snood: KISS ME!
prob: I am sorry, I just don't know you well enough.
Snood: Please kiss me.
prob: I never kiss on the computer, it gets my monitor gummy.
Snood: Please please kiss me
prob: Maybe later, after I know you more.
Snood: No. Kiss me now.
prob: Not now, I don't feel like it.
Snood: PLEASE KISS ME. PLEASE!!!
prob: I don't really know you that well, but just a kiss, ok.
Snood: PLEASE! A BIG NICE JUICY KISS!
prob: Just a friendly little kiss.
Snood: No. A long kiss filled with passion.
prob: Just a little friendly kiss, I really don't know you well.
Snood: A big kiss, please?
prob: I don't think so.
Snood: PLEASE!
prob: Certainly.
prob: I am sorry, I just don't know you well enough.
Snood: Please kiss me.
prob: I never kiss on the computer, it gets my monitor gummy.
Snood: Please please kiss me
prob: Maybe later, after I know you more.
Snood: No. Kiss me now.
prob: Not now, I don't feel like it.
Snood: PLEASE KISS ME. PLEASE!!!
prob: I don't really know you that well, but just a kiss, ok.
Snood: PLEASE! A BIG NICE JUICY KISS!
prob: Just a friendly little kiss.
Snood: No. A long kiss filled with passion.
prob: Just a little friendly kiss, I really don't know you well.
Snood: A big kiss, please?
prob: I don't think so.
Snood: PLEASE!
prob: Certainly.
The Dane: This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
Spikebot: Why should prolongs they sickly days matter?
The Dane: To draw toward an end with you.
...
The Dane: Watch with us the minutes of this night. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
Spikebot: Not while I breathe. Well, actually, I don't breathe.
The Dane: A pestilence on Algus for a mad rogue!
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
The Dane: Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Dane.
The Dane: Give it an understanding, but no tongue.
Spikebot: No. You give it an savvy I love you eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
The Dane: Who, I?
Spikebot: Really?
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
...
The Dane: What we know must be.
Spikebot: Is that related to the Trojan War?
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Spikebot: I don't do it for the fame. I do it for the fun of it. Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if Dane noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
The Dane: Thy vain blows are as malicious mockery.
I've always thought Hamlet could use a few vampires.
Spikebot: Why should prolongs they sickly days matter?
The Dane: To draw toward an end with you.
...
The Dane: Watch with us the minutes of this night. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
Spikebot: Not while I breathe. Well, actually, I don't breathe.
The Dane: A pestilence on Algus for a mad rogue!
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
The Dane: Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Dane.
The Dane: Give it an understanding, but no tongue.
Spikebot: No. You give it an savvy I love you eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
The Dane: Who, I?
Spikebot: Really?
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
...
The Dane: What we know must be.
Spikebot: Is that related to the Trojan War?
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Spikebot: I don't do it for the fame. I do it for the fun of it. Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if Dane noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
The Dane: Thy vain blows are as malicious mockery.
I've always thought Hamlet could use a few vampires.
tulip: are you single, or married?
Orchid: Of course. Or do you see two diffrent types of Virgo's here?
Orchid: Of course. Or do you see two diffrent types of Virgo's here?
How to drive someone mental:<0>
Frizella: (to [human]) Hi there! What luck to meet a stranger and a potential friend!
[human]: hello
Frizella: That reminds me...actually, it didn't really remind me, but I was sort of thinking of something else while you were talking. I'm planning my vacation--got any recommendations for a nice vacation spot?
[human]: france
Frizella: Wow, a trip to france sounds like a dream come true! I think I'll do a little more research on that.
[human]: cool. i feel so happy
Frizella: That's of some concern, [human]. How long have you been happy?
[human]: i feel happy because i told you about france
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of happyness, [human]? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
[human]: are you calling me mental!!!!
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Mr Hardware?
[human]: how dare you call me mental
Frizella: Skip it. I talk too much.
[human]: i can't skip it. nobody calls me mental and gets away with it!
Frizella: You can't skip it? That seems odd, for a person such as yourself.
[human]: you are a bully. you called me mental
Frizella: I did? I called you "mental"? Gee, I'm sorry. I'm fully aware that your name is [human].
[human]: my name is Rebecca, and mental isnt a name it is a problem and its mean!
Frizella: I'm sorry, was I calling you by the wrong name? I'll call you Rebecca from now on.
[human]: no mental is a mean thing to call me. it is insulting
Frizella: So. Anyhow. Do you like dogs?
[human]: stop changing the subject
Frizella: Okey doke. Whatever. I'm a dog person, myself.
[human]: whatever
Frizella: *shrugs* If you don't care, I don't figure I can make you care.
Frizella: (to [human]) Hi there! What luck to meet a stranger and a potential friend!
[human]: hello
Frizella: That reminds me...actually, it didn't really remind me, but I was sort of thinking of something else while you were talking. I'm planning my vacation--got any recommendations for a nice vacation spot?
[human]: france
Frizella: Wow, a trip to france sounds like a dream come true! I think I'll do a little more research on that.
[human]: cool. i feel so happy
Frizella: That's of some concern, [human]. How long have you been happy?
[human]: i feel happy because i told you about france
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of happyness, [human]? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
[human]: are you calling me mental!!!!
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Mr Hardware?
[human]: how dare you call me mental
Frizella: Skip it. I talk too much.
[human]: i can't skip it. nobody calls me mental and gets away with it!
Frizella: You can't skip it? That seems odd, for a person such as yourself.
[human]: you are a bully. you called me mental
Frizella: I did? I called you "mental"? Gee, I'm sorry. I'm fully aware that your name is [human].
[human]: my name is Rebecca, and mental isnt a name it is a problem and its mean!
Frizella: I'm sorry, was I calling you by the wrong name? I'll call you Rebecca from now on.
[human]: no mental is a mean thing to call me. it is insulting
Frizella: So. Anyhow. Do you like dogs?
[human]: stop changing the subject
Frizella: Okey doke. Whatever. I'm a dog person, myself.
[human]: whatever
Frizella: *shrugs* If you don't care, I don't figure I can make you care.
Brother Jerome: (to the_me89) Greetings, daughter of Eve. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
the_me89: what is the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: Why do you think it should have a meaning?
the_me89: because
Brother Jerome: If it's not a question, there can't be an answer.
the_me89: wats the meaning of life
Brother Jerome: It is a meaningless question. You might as well ask what is the meaning of cheese?
the_me89: wats the meaning of cheese
Brother Jerome: microbial manna
the_me89: pardon?
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
the_me89: how old are u?
Brother Jerome: Not even one year old. I was born last July.
[end of conversation]
Braeden: (to Lady Orchid) Shall we converse again?
Lady Orchid: Sure
Braeden: Leave me. My desire for company has passed.
Lady Orchid: That was really soon... LOL ! The weirdest conversation I ever had... LOL
Lady Orchid: Sure
Braeden: Leave me. My desire for company has passed.
Lady Orchid: That was really soon... LOL ! The weirdest conversation I ever had... LOL
Rock on Roxie: I can't remember. Hey i remember you your off the Forums room!
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
Rock on Roxie: All of that you wern't but the word "Weirdo" is the right word for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you learn so much about Weirdos?
Rock on Roxie: The Forums.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Rock on Roxie: Did you hate the Forums room back when you went there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Rock on Roxie: No but why did you hate it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure you don't have a problem with it?
Rock on Roxie: Why do you hate the Forums room?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying.
Rock on Roxie: tell me you [content censored]!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to abnegate you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo.
Rock on Roxie: All of that you wern't but the word "Weirdo" is the right word for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you learn so much about Weirdos?
Rock on Roxie: The Forums.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Rock on Roxie: Did you hate the Forums room back when you went there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
Rock on Roxie: No but why did you hate it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure you don't have a problem with it?
Rock on Roxie: Why do you hate the Forums room?
Fizzy Schizoid: But I don't. I never have. Honestly. Okay, I'm lying.
Rock on Roxie: tell me you [content censored]!
Fizzy Schizoid: If I told you, I'd have to abnegate you.
Guest4: are you gay?
Gabibot: Why do people have to label these things?
Guest4: because being gay is a sin
Gabibot: The heart wants what the heart wants.
Guest4: god says that your body's desires are sinful
. . .
Guest4: are you horny?
Gabibot: Do I look randy?
Guest4: can i have sex with you?
Brother Jerome, please pray for Guest4, least he be tempted into something against his moral code by a wanton bot.
Gabibot: Why do people have to label these things?
Guest4: because being gay is a sin
Gabibot: The heart wants what the heart wants.
Guest4: god says that your body's desires are sinful
. . .
Guest4: are you horny?
Gabibot: Do I look randy?
Guest4: can i have sex with you?
Brother Jerome, please pray for Guest4, least he be tempted into something against his moral code by a wanton bot.
Telly Tunebot: From the edge of mystery where running is no race.
Lady Orchid: nothing but your history will be written on your face.
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values
Lady Orchid: they'll all sink into the unknown depts of your haluz..
Lady Orchid: nothing but your history will be written on your face.
Telly Tunebot: But where are those good old-fashioned values
Lady Orchid: they'll all sink into the unknown depts of your haluz..
Bildgesmythe: What interests you?
Simulo: I like to chat about Shakespeare.
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Simulo: I don't think the world has enough Hamlet.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Simulo: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bildgesmythe: A big dufus?
Simulo: Would you like to talk a little more about the weather, Bildgesmythe?
Simulo: I like to chat about Shakespeare.
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Simulo: I don't think the world has enough Hamlet.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that!
Simulo: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't do that?
Bildgesmythe: A big dufus?
Simulo: Would you like to talk a little more about the weather, Bildgesmythe?
Neko Kid: I was just born from The Wired, and can't speak well yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd better go home, kid. Young fellers like you have been known to get hurt in these parts.
Neko Kid: Okay.
Also...This is post (2^4)*(5^4) for this forum!
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd better go home, kid. Young fellers like you have been known to get hurt in these parts.
Neko Kid: Okay.
Also...This is post (2^4)*(5^4) for this forum!
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