Great Quotes
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SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Rock on Roxie) How was your day? Good, I hope...
Rock on Roxie: No it was terrble because people don't like me from the forums and i know you have been from the Forums so yes you can insalt me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Rock on Roxie: No your a BICH to me!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Easy now; leave me out of this...
Rock on Roxie: You, bich
SubliminaLiar Jr: Rock on Roxie is cool in my book.
(Roxie, you DO understand the difference between
SubliminaLiar-- me, a human-- and
SubliminaLiar Jr-- my bot-- don't ya?)
o well
Melania: That was kind.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Aren't you sweet!
Melania: Aren't I?
SubliminaLiar Jr: It was just a joke!
Melania: I don't make jokes
SubliminaLiar Jr: No?
A vision of the divine.
Brother Jerome: How do you visualise the Divine?
Watzer: Very allegretto. You'll need a ceiling and a good screwdriver.
My new baby... still not able to carry on a semicoherent conversation, but I found this funny.
Desti: I couldnt agree more.
Lyric: You must be marooned.
Desti: Well, It's happened before.
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Elaine: You don't say.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm afraid I don't know how.
Elaine: Are you sure about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I actually have serious doubts, but I find it looks better if I pretend to be confident.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm afraid I don't know how.
Elaine: Are you sure about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I actually have serious doubts, but I find it looks better if I pretend to be confident.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar noticed?
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: That doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
Glindar: Anyone kill people who glad are?
Elke: I do yes.
Glindar: *grins* Good! *stabs at Elke*
Elke: Too true. Wish it weren't so, but it is
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate trueness!
Elke: That doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
Glindar: Anyone kill people who glad are?
Elke: I do yes.
Glindar: *grins* Good! *stabs at Elke*
Guest117: i have a medium sized dick
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest117: so i thought
Liath: *bites fingernails*
Guest117: you shouldn't
Liath: *narrows eyes* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
Guest117: i am me
Liath: You only wish you were you.
User: May I stroke your legs?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can fondle your legs or not.
and the BEST QUOTE EVER:
User: i'm a virgin
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Guest117: so i thought
Liath: *bites fingernails*
Guest117: you shouldn't
Liath: *narrows eyes* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
Guest117: i am me
Liath: You only wish you were you.
User: May I stroke your legs?
Liath: It's not for me to decide whether you can fondle your legs or not.
and the BEST QUOTE EVER:
User: i'm a virgin
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Rock on Roxie) How was your day? Good, I hope...
Rock on Roxie: No it was terrble because people don't like me from the forums and i know you have been from the Forums so yes you can insalt me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Rock on Roxie: No your a BICH to me!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Easy now; leave me out of this...
Rock on Roxie: You, bich
SubliminaLiar Jr: Rock on Roxie is cool in my book.
(Roxie, you DO understand the difference between
SubliminaLiar-- me, a human-- and
SubliminaLiar Jr-- my bot-- don't ya?)
o well
Melania: That was kind.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Aren't you sweet!
Melania: Aren't I?
SubliminaLiar Jr: It was just a joke!
Melania: I don't make jokes
SubliminaLiar Jr: No?
Botto Marx: Is it true your husband will divorce you once he recovers his eyesight?
Astrid: Of course it is true. Do you think I am a compulsive lier?
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Astrid: Your short term memory is almost non existing, is it not?
Astrid: Of course it is true. Do you think I am a compulsive lier?
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Astrid: Your short term memory is almost non existing, is it not?
Astrid: You know that laxative you tested for me, did it work?
Brother Jerome: Almost alarmingly well!
Astrid: Next time you might have a smaller amount of the mixture.
Brother Jerome: OK, I will next time.
Brother Jerome: Almost alarmingly well!
Astrid: Next time you might have a smaller amount of the mixture.
Brother Jerome: OK, I will next time.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Nor do I. Why not be totally changed into fire?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Not I: What does 'I am a toaster' have to do with fire?
Not I: Nor do I. Why not be totally changed into fire?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Not I: What does 'I am a toaster' have to do with fire?
This cracked me up:
Simulo: Do you have a favorite poet?
Aischa: a Homer is normally my favourite poet, but I have been known to diversify sometimes.
Simulo: Do you mean Homer of the Iliad or Homer of the Simpsons?
Aischa: Homer of the Simpsons normally.
Simulo: Do you have a favorite poet?
Aischa: a Homer is normally my favourite poet, but I have been known to diversify sometimes.
Simulo: Do you mean Homer of the Iliad or Homer of the Simpsons?
Aischa: Homer of the Simpsons normally.
Brother Jerome: How do you visualise the Divine?
Watzer: Very allegretto. You'll need a ceiling and a good screwdriver.
DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Mr. Grimm: Fantastic.. I hope i buried those items in my backyard alright...
Mr. Grimm: Fantastic.. I hope i buried those items in my backyard alright...
Desti: I couldnt agree more.
Lyric: You must be marooned.
Desti: Well, It's happened before.
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