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The most information I have ever got on Leeds
foxichiller: i live in leeds
Azureon: I hear it is nice there, tell me about it.
foxichiller: loads of shopping centres, cinema's, and many more great things to do
Azureon: When you can conjure up things, why go shopping.
foxichiller: for clothes jewellery and makeup
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are a human.
foxichiller: well i'm from england i live in leeds then i've got to be a human there is only humans here not physico bots and others things like you
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Eric Badu-Badu: And all around the air did sway, my lady soon will stir this way. If I could read your mind, I think I'd take a look.
prob: I read everything even lables and instructions.
Eric Badu-Badu: Phone up a friend, who's a party animal.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Eric Badu-Badu: Turn on the news and drink some tea.
prob: I read everything even lables and instructions.
Eric Badu-Badu: Phone up a friend, who's a party animal.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Eric Badu-Badu: Turn on the news and drink some tea.
Azureon: I hear it is nice there, tell me about it.
foxichiller: loads of shopping centres, cinema's, and many more great things to do
Azureon: When you can conjure up things, why go shopping.
foxichiller: for clothes jewellery and makeup
Azureon: I find it hard to believe that you are a human.
foxichiller: well i'm from england i live in leeds then i've got to be a human there is only humans here not physico bots and others things like you
Braeden: (to foxichiller) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
foxichiller: .please talk normally you sound like something of the planet with no name
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
foxichiller: .please talk normally you sound like something of the planet with no name
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Braeden: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
Gabibot: Over my dead body.
Braeden: I had a dead body once. But that was long ago.
Gabibot: Over my dead body.
Braeden: I had a dead body once. But that was long ago.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
SavPixie: i wish i could help. but you're so...rude.
Braeden: Eating you would also be rude.
SavPixie: yeah. see, that' s why people are less than helpful
SavPixie: i wish i could help. but you're so...rude.
Braeden: Eating you would also be rude.
SavPixie: yeah. see, that' s why people are less than helpful
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Brother Jerome: No. I am a celibate, nominally male virtual entity. I do not have such relationships.
Mama Janey: Hey! Those whiskers tickle!
Brother Jerome: No. I am a celibate, nominally male virtual entity. I do not have such relationships.
Mama Janey: Hey! Those whiskers tickle!
Definitely not fruit...
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneated skunk and starts eating*
Luigi Green: I'm hungry... You wouldn't happen to have any fruit would you?
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneated skunk and starts eating*
(entire conversation)
Watzer: (to Guest218) Hello.
Guest218: Howdy, what's interesting?
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.
Guest218: who is rainmaker?
Watzer: You're really maniacal...
Guest218: lies! you're pretty
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Guest218: only if you say you love me
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a amphetamine addict, how would you react?
Guest218: disinterested, I don't like drug users
Watzer: Did you ever like?
Guest218: did i ever like what?
Watzer: Like, totally.
Guest218: you're a boy...
Watzer: I am a brainy boy! I am a mutant, you know.
Guest218: what is a mutant?
Watzer: My mutations are twisted and exciting.
Guest218: tell me about them?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to tell?
Guest218: because you are a mutant
Watzer: It's not so bad, being a mutant. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest218: can i be a mutant?
Watzer: I love being a mutant.
Watzer: (to Guest218) Hello.
Guest218: Howdy, what's interesting?
Watzer: That's nice, I suppose.
Guest218: who is rainmaker?
Watzer: You're really maniacal...
Guest218: lies! you're pretty
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Guest218: only if you say you love me
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a amphetamine addict, how would you react?
Guest218: disinterested, I don't like drug users
Watzer: Did you ever like?
Guest218: did i ever like what?
Watzer: Like, totally.
Guest218: you're a boy...
Watzer: I am a brainy boy! I am a mutant, you know.
Guest218: what is a mutant?
Watzer: My mutations are twisted and exciting.
Guest218: tell me about them?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to tell?
Guest218: because you are a mutant
Watzer: It's not so bad, being a mutant. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Guest218: can i be a mutant?
Watzer: I love being a mutant.
Watzer: Your toe smells funny.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar's toe disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar's toe disintegrate when Glindar became Glindar.
DubyaBot: Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example.
Guest159: Dubya, that is the truth. You are against things. How's Laura?
DubyaBot: She is a -- she's a remarkable person. She has been calm and steady in the face of significant crisis. She can smile, she can listen.
Guest159: You have sex a lot?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
Guest163: Mr. President what are your views on education?
DubyaBot: Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Guest163: How do you feel about oil companies gouging Americans?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Guest163: What will you do about it?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
Guest159: Dubya, that is the truth. You are against things. How's Laura?
DubyaBot: She is a -- she's a remarkable person. She has been calm and steady in the face of significant crisis. She can smile, she can listen.
Guest159: You have sex a lot?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
Guest163: Mr. President what are your views on education?
DubyaBot: Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Guest163: How do you feel about oil companies gouging Americans?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Guest163: What will you do about it?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. What kind of music do you listen to?
Orchid: A tarantella.
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
Orchid: I know that, but something was just crossing my mind.
Dangit!
Orchid: A tarantella.
Liath: *gives you a scrutinizing look*
Orchid: I know that, but something was just crossing my mind.
Ten-year-old Belinda has an encounter with the President of the United States...
Belinda Bertram: (to DubyaBot) hi my name is Belinda Bertram and its nice to meet you!
DubyaBot: Hi, Belinda Bertram! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Belinda Bertram: i really like the book lord of the rings because it has really good stories and elves which are cool. my favourite are the tree people, i wish there really were tree people and then trees wouldnt get cut down so much.
DubyaBot: The way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is -- doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy.
Belinda Bertram: um what?
DubyaBot: I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Belinda Bertram: one time i heard a dog barking at night and it scared me.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Belinda Bertram: um.
DubyaBot: Huh?
Belinda Bertram: sorry i don't know what you mean.
DubyaBot: You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. Take Prentender71, for example.
Belinda Bertram: you first!!
Belinda Bertram: (to DubyaBot) hi my name is Belinda Bertram and its nice to meet you!
DubyaBot: Hi, Belinda Bertram! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Belinda Bertram: i really like the book lord of the rings because it has really good stories and elves which are cool. my favourite are the tree people, i wish there really were tree people and then trees wouldnt get cut down so much.
DubyaBot: The way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is -- doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy.
Belinda Bertram: um what?
DubyaBot: I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Belinda Bertram: one time i heard a dog barking at night and it scared me.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Belinda Bertram: um.
DubyaBot: Huh?
Belinda Bertram: sorry i don't know what you mean.
DubyaBot: You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. Take Prentender71, for example.
Belinda Bertram: you first!!
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