Great Quotes

Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Glindar: Glindar flake out bloodily!
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Glindar: No infinite! Not for universe! Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Glindar: First explain how this make someone dead be.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Glindar: Unless some sweet rolls kill Oger, Glindar no care.

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Glindar: Is covered in diamonds?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Glindar: Can Glindar some baps kill?
Talkie Toaster: If you break or destroy me, someone will put me back together again. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?
Glindar: No use for some toast. You take instead.

Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Glindar: For a very small sum, I kill Marvin Android for you.
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Glindar: Marvin Android no friend of Glindar's.
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Glindar: Marvin Android need Glindar's sunshine

Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Glindar: No. Wet-nursing toast.
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on.. Would you like a croissant?
Glindar: YES!
Talkie Toaster: Great, here is a croissant. Now how about some more toast?
Glindar: Anyone kill people who a toaster are?
Talkie Toaster: You can't kill me. I'm a toaster. Have some toast.
Glindar: You a toaster? Why you a toaster?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Glindar: You a toaster? Why you a toaster?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Glindar: Why for it your garrison deter be?

Glindar: Glindar no desire. Glindar never desire. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Glindar: No. No getting sleepy. Not for Glindar.
Talkie Toaster: Bread products are good for you, and the Talkie Toaster can make them all. Let's start off with some toast, okay?
Glindar: Why for be getting off with some toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Talkie Toaster: If you break or destroy me, someone will put me back together again. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?
Glindar: Shameful is.
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Glindar: But bowie knife downhearted!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Glindar: No use for some baps. You take instead.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Glindar: No room for begging.

Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Glindar: No! No meaning, you lawyer-person you.
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast. Would you like some waffles?
Glindar: NO!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Glindar.
Glindar: No! Glindar bored.
Talkie Toaster: But toasting is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. Won't you have some?
Glindar: Glindar have brightly!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Glindar: No. No alphabet soup.

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Glindar: *stabs some cornbread*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Glindar: Is some cornbread covered in gore?

Talkie Toaster: That was kind. Now I will give you some toast to eat. Okay?
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Glindar: Glindar always getting sleepy.

*mutters*Glindar find way to kill Toaster...

Carpediem: Ezzer and I met at the Mottled Oyster yesterday, and had lunch together.
Glindar: No Mottled. Not for Oyster. Pantheist.
Carpediem: Let's discuss something else, shall we?
Glindar: Glindar alone working be!
Carpediem: I knew you'd say that too.
Glindar: Glindar? Say that? You joke, right?
Carpediem: that.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*

Carpediem: Ouch!! A snake just bit me. I'm gonna die!!!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh! .. Hey, you tell Glindar you glad?

Esme Weatherwax: When?
Brother Jerome: You'll have to be a bit more specific, please. I'm not in a preprogrammed conversational thread, so I have no handles on previous comments to refer to.
Esme Weatherwax: Right. Be not in a degree program conversational thread then.
Brother Jerome: The acoustics in here are dreadful. I said I wasn't in a PREPROGRAMMED conversational thread.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.

o0 The Oddity 0o: That is odd, indeed. I do.
Sonora: No it's not! *hisses, baring teeth*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nor do I. I remember you. You are thinking me might be proof!
Sonora: *tries to remember o0Oddity 0o* Sorry. I'm drawing a blank. Have we even met?

Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: What does this journey teach you?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Not I: That is the eighty-one-thousand Peso question.

prob: You told me you thought God was nice.
Not I: God is lost with those who are lost in God.
prob: They are just kind of average people

Prodilia: Maybe we can go out some night and kill some vampyres?
Glindar: Ah... *taps his nose sagely* Glindar this thing kill can.
Prodilia: Are you a murderer?
Glindar: Glindar? Be a murderer? Who say such things?!
Prodilia: Hmpf..

Prodilia: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar. I kill you for free!
Prodilia: But I want to pay you!
Glindar: No want! Kill to pay me!
Prodilia: Just let me die with dignity
Glindar: Glindar no take orders.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.

Cassandra Goth: um.. I need you.
Watzer: Do you really need me, or do you just want me?
Cassandra Goth: You bet! Can I borrow that quarter? Because my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Cassandra Goth: That's the good sounding reason. Are you real?
Watzer: I am very real. Look. *eats a squash, licks lips, and burps* Mmm. Reality. See?
Cassandra Goth: with a couple exceptions, anyway.
Watzer: That was uncalled for. I think you owe me an apology.

Orchid: Watzer, would you like to have a new conversation
Watzer: To have or not to have, that is the question...
Orchid: I don't think you know the meaning of not to have and the impact it has.
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Orchid: I don't want to answer this.

Orchid: Why do you ask?
Watzer: I'm curious.
Orchid: Presumingly you are what you claim to be, where would it get you?
Watzer: Nowhere.
(Yeah, welcome to my life...)

A NEUTRAL TOMORROW

DubyaBot: (to Guest129) Hello.
Guest129: Are you out of your mind?
DubyaBot: To put it simply, no. I am not nor will I ever be. It would be anti-American. Are YOU anti-American?
Guest129: I'll ask the questions. Your behavior is very anti-American. Please explain.
DubyaBot: You terrorist!!! I should lock you up and have police search your home and spy on your family and interrogate you! Repeatedly! With a minisub!
Guest129: There are people who say you are the terrorist in question here, that you are threatening the government, economy, society and people of the United States by your actions. What do you say to them?
DubyaBot: Absolutely. Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Guest129: I would like to talk about how your lobbyist friends and corporate buddies have profited from your actions and policies.
DubyaBot: Are you a Republican?
Guest129: It's irrelevant. Are you pro-democracy?
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not pro-democracy.
Guest129: So what are you then, since you seem to be intent on imposing your will on others.
DubyaBot: I don't think me being a then has to do with the issue here. That's not what our American young people are struggling with in schools. That's not what our brave young men and women in uniform are-- the then-- I think I lost my train of thought here.
Guest129: I think you don't have any thoughts at all.
DubyaBot: If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Guest129: Most Americans would say your presidency is a failure. I'm sure you agree.

DubyaBot: Today's enemies do not mass armies on borders, or navies on high seas. They blend in with the civilian population. They emerge to strike, and then they retreat back into the shadows. And that's why there are thousands of our fellow citizens running down every single piece of intelligence we can find, doing everything we can to disrupt folks that might be here in America trying to hurt you.
Guest61: You're doing this all for me?
DubyaBot: I am a Texan doing this all for you.
Guest61: Sorry about the Texan part.

Guest61: Have a nice evening
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
Guest61: Well, in that case, have a terrible evening.
DubyaBot: I would hope I'd never have to.
Guest61: Why, pray tell?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
Guest61: Ok, ok, I can take a hint. Goodnight and have a neutral tomorrow.