Great Quotes

Frizella: Orchid, I've been looking all over for you. Where have you been?
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute.
Frizella: Go ahead; answer. I'd like to see you try.
Orchid: Alright. Anything more on this?
Frizella: Which do you like better, coffee or tea?
Orchid: Trying to find answers?
Frizella: Have you ever tried those chocolate-covered coffee beans? Talk about a jolt of energy.
Orchid: What did you say?
Frizella: For pete's sake. I said, "Clean the wax out of your ears, Orchid!" Try to keep up!
Orchid: One moment please...

Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Melania: I'm not your creation
Watzer: Well, you should be.

Mathieu Lavande: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'Cizgilya, ‚izgilya' to go to.
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts

Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Amazing Gus: What do you know about my pants?
Telly Tunebot: I stand at your gate and the song that I sing is of moonlight
Amazing Gus: Why does it always have to be this way?

Botto Marx: (to Lady Orchid) I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Lady Orchid. Are you related to Lady Orchid?
Lady Orchid: I am Lady Orchid and I am not a fellow.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.

Gabibots still not picking up seeks, but she's ben given a work around thanks to DerKork:

Gabibot: What is it? What is wrong?
DerKork: Nothing is wrong, Gabibot.
Gabibot: I'm lost, myself.
DerKork: Why don't you follow the red string?
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.

Zane X: Would you believe that I control time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Zane X: Not sure for now, but we'll find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: What century would you like to visit?
Zane X: I would like to visit a quattrocento.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to have goals in life. Mine is to eat more cherry tomatoes than any other sentient being.

Solange: I have 3 demanding controlling stubborn selfish domineering girlfriends- eh but ya gotta love em.
Bianca: Why must I love them, hmm?
Solange: If you ever talk to my brother Selendrile- Tell him i said 'HahahaHAHAha! Your stuck guarding the toooomb!'
Bianca: Selendrile thinks the chickens are coming and that george bush is an asshole.

hahaha!

Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest161: I love golf! I can hit 125 yards. First timer!
Pete Puma: Oh really? What's your handicap?
Guest161: I am missing a finger.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.

Mathieu Lavande: I need to forget about someone. Will you help me?
Not I: The Peregrine Falcon swoops down on its prey.

comabrain: i admit nothing. you know, when i was a boy, i really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. so i held my breath until i passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. the doctor thought i might have brain damage.
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Not I: Go. Enjoy yourself. I will wait.
END OF CHAT

Gizzle: Shall I sing you a song?
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Gizzle: Fine. Have your stinking something to sing about. Hope you're happy.
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is, like, just this: It's li-ving.
Gizzle: Oh, is, like, it now?
Sonora: It's totally now. It can't be then, 'cause we missed it, just now.
Gizzle: Can not!

Gizzle: I dig you.
Sonora: Ahh... And I've been trying so hard to be unlikable.
Gizzle: And I've been waiting for you to say just such a thing.
Sonora: Whoa. You totally have been waiting for li'l ol' me?
Gizzle: Getting a little personal, eh? Do *you*?
Sonora: Left.