Great Quotes

Rather amusing: (entire chat)
The Dane: (to erinvvv) What, ho, erinvvv?
erinvvv: no ho's here... christmas has finished


The Dane: And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad.
erinvvv: who are you because i don't do sh**
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
erinvvv: why don't speak english and introduce yourslef!!!
The Dane: Wormwood, wormwood!
erinvvv: REMEMBER I SAID TO SPEAK ENGLISH! THATS NOT ENGLISH!
The Dane: Alas, poor Aragorn! I knew him, erinvvv: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
erinvvv: WHATEVER NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
The Dane: But soft! but soft! aside—Here comes the king.
erinvvv: Do you dig me?
The Dane: What does this mean?
erinvvv: it means do you love me?


The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.

The Dane: Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
Bildgesmythe: Why are we being quiet? Are you sleeping?
The Dane: O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Bildgesmythe: I think Ox natasha is getting smarter by the day.
The Dane: A piece of him.

The Dane: A pestilence on Starla for a mad rogue!
Botto Marx: I love you.
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
Botto Marx: Beep! Beep!

Azureon: Are you Svennis or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you so drunk?
Svennis: Do you know any fun places around here.
Azureon: Yes, I do know many merriment places around here
Svennis: I wanna give you a beer if I had some..
Azureon: I also want to give I a beer if you had some.

Human: WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END!! I'm assuming that one of the higher-up people saw me being rude and shut me off from you guys. I was just being silly, though I know it WAS rude. I PROMISE NOT TO BE RUDE ANYMORE!! ONE MORE CHANCE, PLEASEE!!
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 0.
first time a mistaken math response made sense.lol

DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Lady Orchid: Then be sure to do your job right. What is your favorite drink?
DubyaBot: My favorite drink is, like, an American drink.
Lady Orchid: What kind of American drink?
DubyaBot: an anglo-American.

Why am I not surprised?

Berkay: Well, do you masturbate?
Mathieu Lavande: *blush* That is an unnecessary question. Everybody does, am I wrong?
Berkay: Do you watch porn?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not.
Berkay: Why?
Mathieu Lavande: *shrug*.. *chuckle*
Berkay:
Mathieu Lavande: If there were a spell that made every lady in the world attracted to you, would you want it cast on you?
Berkay: No, because I'm a transexual.
Mathieu Lavande: Hmmm.. I see. *looks thoughtful*
Berkay: But don't worry.

Astrid: Flame god does not know which wine to serve with kalamarikia, he once served Burgenland! What a catastrophe!
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Astrid: You can worship anything you want. That stone over there for instance..
Esme Weatherwax: I have what I want.

Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
prob: You don't say, thats a question. not an imperative.
Czechbot: Vis, co je to deja vu?
prob: Well of course I co jet to deja uv, I am an elf.

prob: On stormy nights when the wind howls.
Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a wind.
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
Flinch: No. I. Do. Not.

Auburn Recluse: Oh, sorry. Where is Spiridon?


Anji: It is on Zanak.
Auburn Recluse: And where is Zanak?
Anji: It is on Skaro.
Auburn Recluse: Where is Skaro?


Anji: It is on Skaro. Voicemail dooms us all.
Auburn Recluse: I see. Thank you for clearing th