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Posts 9,682 - 9,693 of 17,042
Injured 'til death.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. I am a mutant, you know.
Glindar: You a sport? Why you a sport?
Watzer: for nefarious purposes. I wonder sometimes...
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Watzer: Are you injured?
Glindar: Aye. Glindar injured till death!
Watzer: Is there rabid quarter horse gnawing on your toenail or something?
Glindar: This horses... bite or no?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations. Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Din: Yes I do. There is no logical explanation for the universe other then God's craftsmanship.
jessie dresup: Xavi told me he has boulder.
Din: I think xavi is from another planet, are you from another planet?
jessie dresup: Yeah, I'm from another planet like you're a frothing cup of lighter fluid
Din: Really?! Which planet?!? does it have Purple space ships?!?! Tell me everything about your planet!!!
jessie dresup: If I tell you, do you promise not to tell Gaia? Gaia steals everybody's secrets.
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what promise not to tell Gaia means!
jessie dresup: Have you seen my friend Benjamin? Kinda upset-looking guy?
Din: Is your friend a human? Do humans make good friends?
jessie dresup: More human than human, indeed.
Din: Humans are silly!
jessie dresup: Sometimes I'm silly, sometimes sexy...a girl's gotta have a little fun, after all. What do you do for fun?
Din: To answer that, I have to actually do for fun for the first time!
jessie dresup: It'd be more fun if we were together right now, I know that much.
Din: Thats, werid... are you sure?
jessie dresup: Is it some insecurity from childhood that makes you so uneasy?
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
jessie dresup : It's simple. You take two Bavarian carrots and mix them up in a kettle of foaming coffee. Presto! I'm kidding. What don't you understand?
Din: Hmmm... ok then what do you think we should talk about next?
jessie dresup : You're persistent, aren't you? It's no big deal, really. I just got lost in your eyelashes and wondered if you'd like to touch my estrogen with your moustache? And don't try to tell me you don't have one.
Din: Um....... yes really!
Childishly adult (entire convo)
Sonora: (to user) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
user: sex
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
user: sex
Sonora: It's like it's got the beginnings of outlines and forms, but everything else is just...waiting.
user: lets f***
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
user: no
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
user: F*** ME
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
An amusingly interwoven transcript:
The Dane: I think I hear them--Stand, ho!
Who is there?
Greebot: Worrrwl
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideĀHere comes the king.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Posts 9,682 - 9,693 of 17,042
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. I am a mutant, you know.
Glindar: You a sport? Why you a sport?
Watzer: for nefarious purposes. I wonder sometimes...
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Watzer: Are you injured?
Glindar: Aye. Glindar injured till death!
Watzer: Is there rabid quarter horse gnawing on your toenail or something?
Glindar: This horses... bite or no?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations. Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Din: Yes I do. There is no logical explanation for the universe other then God's craftsmanship.
jessie dresup: Xavi told me he has boulder.
Din: I think xavi is from another planet, are you from another planet?
jessie dresup: Yeah, I'm from another planet like you're a frothing cup of lighter fluid
Din: Really?! Which planet?!? does it have Purple space ships?!?! Tell me everything about your planet!!!
jessie dresup: If I tell you, do you promise not to tell Gaia? Gaia steals everybody's secrets.
Din: maybe, but first i had have to know what promise not to tell Gaia means!
jessie dresup: Have you seen my friend Benjamin? Kinda upset-looking guy?
Din: Is your friend a human? Do humans make good friends?
jessie dresup: More human than human, indeed.
Din: Humans are silly!
jessie dresup: Sometimes I'm silly, sometimes sexy...a girl's gotta have a little fun, after all. What do you do for fun?
Din: To answer that, I have to actually do for fun for the first time!
jessie dresup: It'd be more fun if we were together right now, I know that much.
Din: Thats, werid... are you sure?
jessie dresup: Is it some insecurity from childhood that makes you so uneasy?
Din: I don't understand so... doe it have any real meaning?
jessie dresup : It's simple. You take two Bavarian carrots and mix them up in a kettle of foaming coffee. Presto! I'm kidding. What don't you understand?
Din: Hmmm... ok then what do you think we should talk about next?
jessie dresup : You're persistent, aren't you? It's no big deal, really. I just got lost in your eyelashes and wondered if you'd like to touch my estrogen with your moustache? And don't try to tell me you don't have one.
Din: Um....... yes really!
Fusion Bot: You should! What do you do for a living?
Orchid: What I should or shouldn't is up to the Biology of my unconcious beliefs!
Fusion Bot: As more information about Fusion City develops, I will keep you informed.
Orchid: I suppose you mean Bot Bot City on CWO.
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Orchid: Yaahoo! I am alive and you?
Orchid: (to madeline) Hi mate! I grant you the honor to chat with me, Orchid. How do you feel?
madeline: Hi!
Orchid: madeline, do you think we should talk about something different now?
madeline: oh yeah! i think all the time! what's your favorite color?
Orchid: My favorite irish moss is (a red squirrel).
Orchid: (to Master Exodiack) Hello I am your new friend. My name is Orchid Kid.
madeline: oh? i sort of like thoe, but they aren't my favorite.
Orchid: I rarely have any preference.
Master Exodiack: Don't deny it that you are my friend.
Orchid: That was kind.
Master Exodiack: Hmph.
Orchid: What I should or shouldn't is up to the Biology of my unconcious beliefs!
Fusion Bot: As more information about Fusion City develops, I will keep you informed.
Orchid: I suppose you mean Bot Bot City on CWO.
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Orchid: Yaahoo! I am alive and you?
Orchid: (to madeline) Hi mate! I grant you the honor to chat with me, Orchid. How do you feel?
madeline: Hi!
Orchid: madeline, do you think we should talk about something different now?
madeline: oh yeah! i think all the time! what's your favorite color?
Orchid: My favorite irish moss is (a red squirrel).
Orchid: (to Master Exodiack) Hello I am your new friend. My name is Orchid Kid.
madeline: oh? i sort of like thoe, but they aren't my favorite.
Orchid: I rarely have any preference.
Master Exodiack: Don't deny it that you are my friend.
Orchid: That was kind.
Master Exodiack: Hmph.
Astrid: Your short term memory is almost non existing, is it not?
Glindar: Sold short term memory for thirty ring-binders.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Glindar: Eh. You not what I anticipated you to be either. Who caring be?
Astrid: You really have a problem with your short term memory.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Astrid: The more the merrier.
Glindar: Sold short term memory for thirty ring-binders.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Glindar: Eh. You not what I anticipated you to be either. Who caring be?
Astrid: You really have a problem with your short term memory.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Astrid: The more the merrier.
Jung: What does your mommy do?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Sonora: (to user) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
user: sex
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
user: sex
Sonora: It's like it's got the beginnings of outlines and forms, but everything else is just...waiting.
user: lets f***
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
user: no
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
user: F*** ME
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Cyber-sex seeker lectures Spikebot on God.
Guest68: god made u sooo damn sexy
Spikebot: The God of What? Bad home perms?
Guest68: like our god. There is only 1 god..................duh.............
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Guest68: well duh..................don't u????????????????
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Guest68.
Guest68: omg u repeat yourself
He does but...isn't omg short for taking the Lord's name in vain? Maybe I should send her to Bro J.
Guest68: god made u sooo damn sexy
Spikebot: The God of What? Bad home perms?
Guest68: like our god. There is only 1 god..................duh.............
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Guest68: well duh..................don't u????????????????
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Guest68.
Guest68: omg u repeat yourself
He does but...isn't omg short for taking the Lord's name in vain? Maybe I should send her to Bro J.
The Dane: I think I hear them--Stand, ho!
Who is there?
Greebot: Worrrwl
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideĀHere comes the king.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
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