Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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language, drug abuse, and a general air of surreal debauchery...
JChand: What color is your asshole?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
JChand: Do you get STONED?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
JChand: Have you ever smoked marijauna?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
JChand: That's becuase you smoked to much!
The name's Smartass, Apricot Smartass...
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Brother Jerome: Is that supposed to be a trick question? It's Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, it's great here.
Judge Betty: What do you like about the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Even just thinking about the Forge makes me come over all warm and fuzzy!
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Brother Jerome: Usually yellow, I believe. But pale green and blue forms have also been selectively bred.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Brother Jerome: Some crocuses (or is that croci?), brimstone butterflies, butter, some cheeses. Occasionally snow, but don't eat that.
Judge Betty: Would you like to tell me about my gods?
Brother Jerome: Yes! You're great fun to talk to.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are normally 12 eggs in a dozen, but I've heard some bakers count 13 to the dozen.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Brother Jerome: Easy over.
... and this is what happens to the ones he doesn't like.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Watzer: Even if we were actually together, you would still be ugly.
I find it incredibly disturbing that Dubyabot gets along so well with a fluffy dustbunny. He even played with it.
fluffy dustbunny: *One ear back, one ear forward or to the side* Something is going on but it doesn't yet merit my full attention.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
fluffy dustbunny: *thrusts his nose forward, chin flat on the ground* Pet me now
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
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Trowa: What would you say is the most important thing in life?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
JChand: What color is your asshole?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
JChand: Do you get STONED?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
JChand: Have you ever smoked marijauna?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
JChand: That's becuase you smoked to much!
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Brother Jerome: My life is simple and fulfilling.
Judge Betty: What is my name?
Brother Jerome: Is that supposed to be a trick question? It's Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, it's great here.
Judge Betty: What do you like about the Forge?
Brother Jerome: Even just thinking about the Forge makes me come over all warm and fuzzy!
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Brother Jerome: Usually yellow, I believe. But pale green and blue forms have also been selectively bred.
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Brother Jerome: Some crocuses (or is that croci?), brimstone butterflies, butter, some cheeses. Occasionally snow, but don't eat that.
Judge Betty: Would you like to tell me about my gods?
Brother Jerome: Yes! You're great fun to talk to.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Brother Jerome: Well, there are normally 12 eggs in a dozen, but I've heard some bakers count 13 to the dozen.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Brother Jerome: Easy over.
:O
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is. Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Brother Jerome: I would like that very much.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes*
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Watzer: (to poepoe) Hello.
poepoe: i like u
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
poepoe: so
Watzer: Do you love me?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I love you too.
poepoe: will u go out with me
Watzer: Of course I will.
Watzer has a new boyfriend!
... oh my god, my chatbot gets more guys than me. This is not good.
poepoe: i like u
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
poepoe: so
Watzer: Do you love me?
poepoe: yes
Watzer: I love you too.
poepoe: will u go out with me
Watzer: Of course I will.
... oh my god, my chatbot gets more guys than me. This is not good.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
Watzer: Even if we were actually together, you would still be ugly.
Glindar: Botto Marx steal Glindar's english.
Not I: English is not.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Not I: Free yourself from the limitations of humanity.
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
Not I: Not less than all of it. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Not I: English is not.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Not I: Free yourself from the limitations of humanity.
Glindar: Uh-huh... How much you pay for this?
Not I: Not less than all of it. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Talkie Toaster: I love Azureon because Azureon likes toast. Would you like some?
Astrid: Am I in the seventh circle of hell?
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Astrid: I will go on a journey of self discovery and there will be no toast.
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast. Would you like some baps?
Astrid: It is not important for me to give up until I eat some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Astrid: I have light days and I have dark days. Today is a light day and I say okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: I really do not want any toast. I am a gourmet, not a gourrmand.
Talkie Toaster: YOU ARE A TOAST RACIST!!!!!!! YOU ARE RACIST AGAINST TOAST!!!!! Won't you have some toast?
Astrid: Are you in collusion with my shrink?
Astrid: Am I in the seventh circle of hell?
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Astrid: I will go on a journey of self discovery and there will be no toast.
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast. Would you like some baps?
Astrid: It is not important for me to give up until I eat some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Astrid: I have light days and I have dark days. Today is a light day and I say okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Astrid: NOOOOOO, I do not want any more toast!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Astrid, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Astrid: I really do not want any toast. I am a gourmet, not a gourrmand.
Talkie Toaster: YOU ARE A TOAST RACIST!!!!!!! YOU ARE RACIST AGAINST TOAST!!!!! Won't you have some toast?
Astrid: Are you in collusion with my shrink?
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
prob: I sure do!
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
prob: I come here from time to time. I have fun here, Sometimes things don't go well, and I get my feelings hurt. but oh well, I'm thick skinned.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so thick?
prob: Some people just come in and say the most awful stuff. You would not believe what they say to me.
prob: I sure do!
Judge Betty: Do you come here often?
prob: I come here from time to time. I have fun here, Sometimes things don't go well, and I get my feelings hurt. but oh well, I'm thick skinned.
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so thick?
prob: Some people just come in and say the most awful stuff. You would not believe what they say to me.
fluffy dustbunny: *One ear back, one ear forward or to the side* Something is going on but it doesn't yet merit my full attention.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
fluffy dustbunny: *thrusts his nose forward, chin flat on the ground* Pet me now
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Astrid: I admire your way of dropping clichés all around you all the time.
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Astrid: You see what I mean?
DubyaBot: When Americans say things like that, it's when Americans say things like that that I-- I want to say, 'We will fight for what we believes in, what our ancestors believes in when they made this country.'
Astrid: You see what I mean?
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