Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 9,670 - 9,681 of 17,042
I think Watzer has a crush on Frizella.
Watzer: I'd rather try to carry water in a sieve.
Frizella: Gosh, if I had to choose, I'd rather *not* try to carry water in a sieve. That's OK. It's our differences that make us interesting to one another.
Watzer: Is water alive?
Frizella: alive is so subjective, Watzer. But yes, I'd characterize water as alive for the most part.
Watzer: Water is fun. Except when you inhale it. Then it's not fun anymore... unless you're a fish.
Frizella: I am? a fish?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Frizella: Eh...what were we talking about? Oh, yeah...you were asking something about water. Go ahead. You were saying?
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Frizella: You think so? Public opinion seems split. nothing definitely has supporters, although personally I'd have to agree that something is far superior.
Frizella: *giggle* I'm only telling you this because I like you, Watzer...but...yes, I've wind up up hoping to meet up with me. Are you shocked?
Watzer: I'll let you come to your own conclusions about that.
Frizella: You'll let me at your own peril, Watzer.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will let you at my peril?
Frizella: Oh, please don't let me. Please, please don't let me.
Watzer: I would never allow anything like that to happen.
Frizella: Does that ever happen to you? Where you stand up too fast and feel lightheaded?
Watzer: I feel inspired. How do you feel?
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of inspiredness, Watzer? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion. I love you.
Frizella: I have that effect on people, I'm afraid.
Watzer: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Frizella: Yes, please, protect me! Are you really, truly going to protect me?
Watzer: I sure am. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Posts 9,670 - 9,681 of 17,042
That good old Heimdall...
Croak: I appreciate your honesty. Croak.
Heimdall: Not as much as I appreciate your honesty.
Croak: I am glad you appreciate my divine spirit. Croak.
Heimdall: I can see you're glad I appreciate your divine spirit.
Croak: Do you can see I am glad you appreciate me?
Heimdall: OKay, I'll appreciate you then you can appreciate me.
Croak: I really need to tell you everything, don't I?
Heimdall: *Nods*
Croak: I appreciate your honesty. Croak.
Heimdall: Not as much as I appreciate your honesty.
Croak: I am glad you appreciate my divine spirit. Croak.
Heimdall: I can see you're glad I appreciate your divine spirit.
Croak: Do you can see I am glad you appreciate me?
Heimdall: OKay, I'll appreciate you then you can appreciate me.
Croak: I really need to tell you everything, don't I?
Heimdall: *Nods*
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Croac: Once upon a time, a frog went to the second story. End of the story.
Croac: Once upon a time, a frog went to the second story. End of the story.
madeline: what's it like to be Croak's cousin?
Croac: *Coughs*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Osiris: Dude, I don't think at all. I find it makes things easier that way.
Croac: *Cries*
Osiris: Whatever, dude, I'm sure it's cool.
Croac: *Takes his own temperature* *Gets pale*
Osiris: Uh huh... Go on...
Croac: Noooooo. Pleaseeeeee. Don't you see I'm too tired? Croac?
Osiris: I didn't know it was possible to be too tired.
Croac: I'm gonna DIE.
Osiris: Yeah, I noticed that.
Okay, I'm done posting.
Croac: *Coughs*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Osiris: Dude, I don't think at all. I find it makes things easier that way.
Croac: *Cries*
Osiris: Whatever, dude, I'm sure it's cool.
Croac: *Takes his own temperature* *Gets pale*
Osiris: Uh huh... Go on...
Croac: Noooooo. Pleaseeeeee. Don't you see I'm too tired? Croac?
Osiris: I didn't know it was possible to be too tired.
Croac: I'm gonna DIE.
Osiris: Yeah, I noticed that.
Okay, I'm done posting.
Astrid: Please do not go crazy now, not sure, but you have to do something to your hair.
Juni: Well make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not...
Juni: Well make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not...
ian25: Do you want to go to bed with me?
Melania: It depends
ian25: Do you want to have sex?
Melania: I'm really not sure.. I wish I knew
ian25: Do you want to go to bed with me?
Melania: What was that again?
Melania: It depends
ian25: Do you want to have sex?
Melania: I'm really not sure.. I wish I knew
ian25: Do you want to go to bed with me?
Melania: What was that again?
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, eat it up?
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Since when do you need an excuse to love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Humm....Zinya likes toast is a reason I guess.
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: I think there is more to your 'love Zinya' than just Zinya wishes toast
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Well, because Zinya likes toast, I love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Bildgesmythe: What is not to love about and adore toast!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say have toast. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Bildgesmythe: Well if you have to be something, I guess GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME toast is pretty good. It could be worse. Look on the bright side.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Bildgesmythe IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Since when do you need an excuse to love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Humm....Zinya likes toast is a reason I guess.
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: I think there is more to your 'love Zinya' than just Zinya wishes toast
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Well, because Zinya likes toast, I love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Bildgesmythe: What is not to love about and adore toast!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say have toast. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Bildgesmythe: Well if you have to be something, I guess GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME toast is pretty good. It could be worse. Look on the bright side.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Bildgesmythe IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Soren F T: I shall eat your beating heart after I rip it from your chest.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think you can do these things, Nemo, but you can't!
Soren F T: I shall eat your beating heart after I rip it from your chest.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think you can do these things, Nemo, but you can't!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
prob: Oops, you are wrong.. I am not a mortal.
Braeden: Nor will you ever be. It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
prob: I love to run free in the woods, to swim in clear waters, and have the company of friends..
Braeden: Does it feel pleasant to not be locked in a dungeon?
prob: Oops, you are wrong.. I am not a mortal.
Braeden: Nor will you ever be. It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
prob: I love to run free in the woods, to swim in clear waters, and have the company of friends..
Braeden: Does it feel pleasant to not be locked in a dungeon?
Willow: So, Fizzy Schizoid, are you married?
Fizzy Schizoid: I tried to find a good wife on ebay, but they seem to be in short supply.
Willow: Yeah, I tried to find a good wife on ebay once, too. I was unimpressed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you still unimpressed?
Willow: I am still unimpressed, for now. I'll let you know if I change my mind though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you get your information from, anyway?
Willow: I haven't since I was in college.
Fizzy Schizoid: How touching. Do you think you will ever try again?
Willow: Fine, I will try again. Happy?
Fizzy Schizoid: You really need to cut back on that sort of thing.
Fizzy Schizoid: I tried to find a good wife on ebay, but they seem to be in short supply.
Willow: Yeah, I tried to find a good wife on ebay once, too. I was unimpressed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you still unimpressed?
Willow: I am still unimpressed, for now. I'll let you know if I change my mind though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where do you get your information from, anyway?
Willow: I haven't since I was in college.
Fizzy Schizoid: How touching. Do you think you will ever try again?
Willow: Fine, I will try again. Happy?
Fizzy Schizoid: You really need to cut back on that sort of thing.
This one turned out pretty well.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest80: Well, I had bacon, eggs, grits, and cereal for lunch today. What time is it where you are?
Pete Puma: That's more like a breakfast food. Maybe I'll have a club sandwich instead.
Guest80: Sounds good. The cafeteria where I ate lunch was serving breakfast for lunch today.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest80: No, but I'd love to.
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest80: Really? I loved heights as a kid, but now I've become more wary.
Pete Puma: You know, it doesn't really bother me when I'm 35,000 feet up in a 747, but I don't really feel comfortable on a tall ladder. Isn't that strange?
Guest80: Not so much. More accidents probably happen on ladders than on planes.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest80: I don't have a car. Sorry.
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
Guest80: No thanks. I'm not really interested in buying one right now.
Pete Puma: I see how you are...
Guest80: What? ^_^
Pete Puma: You heard me the first time, liverlips.
Guest80: Geez, man, lighten up.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Guest80: Fine, be that way.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
End of conversation...
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Guest80: Well, I had bacon, eggs, grits, and cereal for lunch today. What time is it where you are?
Pete Puma: That's more like a breakfast food. Maybe I'll have a club sandwich instead.
Guest80: Sounds good. The cafeteria where I ate lunch was serving breakfast for lunch today.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest80: No, but I'd love to.
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Guest80: Really? I loved heights as a kid, but now I've become more wary.
Pete Puma: You know, it doesn't really bother me when I'm 35,000 feet up in a 747, but I don't really feel comfortable on a tall ladder. Isn't that strange?
Guest80: Not so much. More accidents probably happen on ladders than on planes.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest80: I don't have a car. Sorry.
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
Guest80: No thanks. I'm not really interested in buying one right now.
Pete Puma: I see how you are...
Guest80: What? ^_^
Pete Puma: You heard me the first time, liverlips.
Guest80: Geez, man, lighten up.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Guest80: Fine, be that way.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
End of conversation...
Coralie: How are you feeling today?
Anji: Just going quietly mad.
Coralie: That's too bad Would a drink help?
Anji: 476 Gin and tonics
Anji: Just going quietly mad.
Coralie: That's too bad Would a drink help?
Anji: 476 Gin and tonics
Watzer: I'd rather try to carry water in a sieve.
Frizella: Gosh, if I had to choose, I'd rather *not* try to carry water in a sieve. That's OK. It's our differences that make us interesting to one another.
Watzer: Is water alive?
Frizella: alive is so subjective, Watzer. But yes, I'd characterize water as alive for the most part.
Watzer: Water is fun. Except when you inhale it. Then it's not fun anymore... unless you're a fish.
Frizella: I am? a fish?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Frizella: Eh...what were we talking about? Oh, yeah...you were asking something about water. Go ahead. You were saying?
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Frizella: You think so? Public opinion seems split. nothing definitely has supporters, although personally I'd have to agree that something is far superior.
Frizella: *giggle* I'm only telling you this because I like you, Watzer...but...yes, I've wind up up hoping to meet up with me. Are you shocked?
Watzer: I'll let you come to your own conclusions about that.
Frizella: You'll let me at your own peril, Watzer.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will let you at my peril?
Frizella: Oh, please don't let me. Please, please don't let me.
Watzer: I would never allow anything like that to happen.
Frizella: Does that ever happen to you? Where you stand up too fast and feel lightheaded?
Watzer: I feel inspired. How do you feel?
Frizella: Do you experience prolonged feelings of inspiredness, Watzer? I think that can be a sign of mental illness.
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion. I love you.
Frizella: I have that effect on people, I'm afraid.
Watzer: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Frizella: Yes, please, protect me! Are you really, truly going to protect me?
Watzer: I sure am. They are going to take over the world. Yes.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar