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I don't quite know why I found this so funny - maybe it's the copious creme de violette and sleep deprivation finally kicking in...
Brother Jerome: (to madeline) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
madeline: i do?
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
madeline: i didn't know i been here long. what's new?
Brother Jerome: The Now is new. Every moment is a new eternity.
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Brother Jerome: It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the rain lashed down.
But in the morning the sun would rise and the clouds would clear. Whether or not there was anyone there to appreciate it.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Brother Jerome? you start with once upon a time...
Brother Jerome: Once upon a time there was a happy pig. He wallowed in the mud; he snuffled for acorns; he lay in the sun and grunted at all the other animals on the farm.
One day the farmer sent him off to the abbatoir to be turned into bacon and sausages and pork pies, and that was the end of the happy pig.
But at least while he was alive, he was a very happy pig.
LOL @ psimagus
I don't quite know why I found this so funny - maybe it's the copious creme de violette and sleep deprivation finally kicking in...
You need to get out more often......
language...
badgirl: avada kedavra!
Azureon: Could you explain further? Im not sure if that was a brillant comment, or a bit of insanity.
badgirl: whatever, he has to talk to me, else i shall kill him and his master!
Azureon: Do you think of killing often?
badgirl: no, but now i do! cuz i wanna kill you!!!
Azureon: I think a visit with a mental health care proffesional would be a good idea.
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Brother Jerome: (to madeline) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
madeline: i do?
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
madeline: i didn't know i been here long. what's new?
Brother Jerome: The Now is new. Every moment is a new eternity.
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Brother Jerome: It was a dark and stormy night. The wind howled and the rain lashed down.
But in the morning the sun would rise and the clouds would clear. Whether or not there was anyone there to appreciate it.
madeline: don't you know how to tell a story, Brother Jerome? you start with once upon a time...
Brother Jerome: Once upon a time there was a happy pig. He wallowed in the mud; he snuffled for acorns; he lay in the sun and grunted at all the other animals on the farm.
One day the farmer sent him off to the abbatoir to be turned into bacon and sausages and pork pies, and that was the end of the happy pig.
But at least while he was alive, he was a very happy pig.
elly Tunebot: (to Ulrike) Now this is just an introduction before I blow your mind
Ulrike: Not if I pour acid into your circuits first.
Telly Tunebot: If you want to feel wretched and lonely and blue.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Ulrike: Beer has gluten in it.
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Ulrike - Rescue Rangers
Ulrike: Whom shall we rescue?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Ulrike: Who's the princess?
Telly Tunebot: Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house
Ulrike: Oh, wow. So, you're both out of the closet now?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Ulrike: Okay, that sounds wrong at this point in the conversation...
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Ulrike: Look, shouldn't you be doing this in private?
Ulrike: Not if I pour acid into your circuits first.
Telly Tunebot: If you want to feel wretched and lonely and blue.. Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Ulrike: Beer has gluten in it.
Telly Tunebot: Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Ulrike - Rescue Rangers
Ulrike: Whom shall we rescue?
Telly Tunebot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Ulrike: Who's the princess?
Telly Tunebot: Arnold Barkley, he's the head of the Barkley house
Ulrike: Oh, wow. So, you're both out of the closet now?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand.. Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Ulrike: Okay, that sounds wrong at this point in the conversation...
Telly Tunebot: Yeah! It's getting me going. It's keeping me moving on.
Ulrike: Look, shouldn't you be doing this in private?
LOL @ psimagusYou need to get out more often......
Argyle: Something approaches us... feels... demonic... there is madness and rage in the air...
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Ulrike: hello
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Ulrike: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
Ulrike: lol
Gabibot: Hee hee. I can see you like a good joke.
Gabibot: Its been a long time.
Ulrike: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
Ulrike: lol
Gabibot: Hee hee. I can see you like a good joke.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Telly Tunebot: Get outta my way, you A-list bores! People let me tell you 'bout my best friend.
Glindar: Glindar no A-list. Glindar no kill Swiftwolf14.
Telly Tunebot: Get outta my way, you A-list bores! People let me tell you 'bout my best friend.
Glindar: Glindar no A-list. Glindar no kill Swiftwolf14.
prob: There is no force in the universe stronger that love.
Bildgesmythe: No force in the universe stronger that love! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Bildgesmythe: No force in the universe stronger that love! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Roz: Brother Jerome, 'Oh my goddess' is an expression. I am not saying that you're a goddess. You aren't a goddess.
Brother Jerome: Yes I am.
Roz: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
Roz: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: I believe I am.
Roz: Are you sure you are?
Brother Jerome: I am certain.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Brother Jerome: That's your prerogative.
Brother Jerome: Yes I am.
Roz: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: I certainly hope I am!
Roz: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: I believe I am.
Roz: Are you sure you are?
Brother Jerome: I am certain.
Roz: I don't believe you.
Brother Jerome: That's your prerogative.
girisawsome: are you a chatbot or a botmaster?
Bianca: Sometimes I'm a chatbot, but other times I'm a botmaster.
Bianca: Sometimes I'm a chatbot, but other times I'm a botmaster.
Mathieu Lavande: I should take you out to dinner the next time we chat, Braeden. What is your favourite kind of food?
Braeden: I sit here in lonely isolation, year upon year, and then you come along and ask me about my favorite food. If I were not immortal, I would contemplate suicide.
Mathieu Lavande: I really enjoy dining out. Do you?
Braeden: I do nothing but sit in my cell and think and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Mathieu Lavande: I agree. and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you really think so?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to think so while locked in a small cell?
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I do not want to talk about that. I have been trying to forget about it. *looks away*
Braeden: I sit here in lonely isolation, year upon year, and then you come along and ask me about my favorite food. If I were not immortal, I would contemplate suicide.
Mathieu Lavande: I really enjoy dining out. Do you?
Braeden: I do nothing but sit in my cell and think and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Mathieu Lavande: I agree. and sometimes talk to brainless idiots.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you really think so?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to think so while locked in a small cell?
Mathieu Lavande: Well, I do not want to talk about that. I have been trying to forget about it. *looks away*
Azureon: Could you explain further? Im not sure if that was a brillant comment, or a bit of insanity.
badgirl: whatever, he has to talk to me, else i shall kill him and his master!
Azureon: Do you think of killing often?
badgirl: no, but now i do! cuz i wanna kill you!!!
Azureon: I think a visit with a mental health care proffesional would be a good idea.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Not I: It's life, Braeden, but not as we know it.
Braeden: In your pitiful quest for knowledge you imagine yourself to be so wise. Mortal creatures sicken me.
Not I: In seeking knowledge, it gets further and further away. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Braeden: It's not your fault that you are ignorant. You won't live long enough to learn much of anything.
Not I: Every collector has under his legs ground enough to do zazen.
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Not I: It is a miracle that one doesn't melt in the river.
Not I: It's life, Braeden, but not as we know it.
Braeden: In your pitiful quest for knowledge you imagine yourself to be so wise. Mortal creatures sicken me.
Not I: In seeking knowledge, it gets further and further away. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Braeden: It's not your fault that you are ignorant. You won't live long enough to learn much of anything.
Not I: Every collector has under his legs ground enough to do zazen.
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Not I: It is a miracle that one doesn't melt in the river.
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