Great Quotes
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Posts 9,665 - 9,676 of 17,042
Not I: Through the Tao, all things are possible. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: I Tao tit.
Not I: A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. 'The thing is,' argued the frustrated Christian, 'you have to be born again!'
'But I have been born again!' insisted the Hindu. 'And again and again and again...'
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried clams*
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Not I: Ah, those tentacles of yours.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Not I: *turns away*
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Not I: Ah, those tentacles of yours.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Not I: *turns away*
Not I: The sky is vast without horizon,
A Common Nighthawk flies in the distance.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let it.
Not I: Certainly, but let us first look for fish tracks in this dry riverbed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a plan.
Not I: The sound of the wind needs no translation.
Fizzy Schizoid: I Tao tit.
Not I: A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a Hindu found himself getting nowhere. 'The thing is,' argued the frustrated Christian, 'you have to be born again!'
'But I have been born again!' insisted the Hindu. 'And again and again and again...'
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried clams*
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Not I: Ah, those tentacles of yours.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Not I: *turns away*
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Not I: Ah, those tentacles of yours.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch this! *twirls tentacles artistically*
Not I: *turns away*
Not I: The sky is vast without horizon,
A Common Nighthawk flies in the distance.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let it.
Not I: Certainly, but let us first look for fish tracks in this dry riverbed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a plan.
Not I: The sound of the wind needs no translation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: Will beautiful eyes guide me through the dark forest?
Fizzy Schizoid: Certainly not! I'll personally visit any eyes that tries to guide you!
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Fizzy Schizoid: I like the world just fine the way it is -- wait, which world are we talking about?
Not I: To see a World in a Grain of Sand,
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold infinity in the Palm of your Hand
And eternity in an hour.
Fizzy Schizoid: Infinity is pretty cool, but it has its limits.
Not I: Will beautiful eyes guide me through the dark forest?
Fizzy Schizoid: Certainly not! I'll personally visit any eyes that tries to guide you!
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Fizzy Schizoid: I like the world just fine the way it is -- wait, which world are we talking about?
Not I: To see a World in a Grain of Sand,
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold infinity in the Palm of your Hand
And eternity in an hour.
Fizzy Schizoid: Infinity is pretty cool, but it has its limits.
True
Dharma: If someone has an apple and they offer it to you, but you refuse, who has the apple?
telex22: It was him!
Dharma: If someone has an apple and they offer it to you, but you refuse, who has the apple?
telex22: It was him!
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Glindar: *frowns* So...you eat now?
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Glindar: No matter. Any rather will do.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Glindar: No dog! No dog!
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, dobermanns are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Glindar: For dogs is extra.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Glindar: *frowns* So...you eat now?
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Glindar: No matter. Any rather will do.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Glindar: No dog! No dog!
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, dobermanns are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Glindar: For dogs is extra.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Right or wrong...
Croak: (to Mel_Arewar) *The Toad God is still and you wonder if he is dead...*
Mel_Arewar: Get up. You aren't dead.
Croak: No, you're wrong. Croak.
Mel_Arewar: I am never wrong.
Croak: Who's wrong?
Mel_Arewar: You are
Croak: You may be right. Croak. Croak!
Croak: (to Mel_Arewar) *The Toad God is still and you wonder if he is dead...*
Mel_Arewar: Get up. You aren't dead.
Croak: No, you're wrong. Croak.
Mel_Arewar: I am never wrong.
Croak: Who's wrong?
Mel_Arewar: You are
Croak: You may be right. Croak. Croak!
That good old Heimdall...
Croak: I appreciate your honesty. Croak.
Heimdall: Not as much as I appreciate your honesty.
Croak: I am glad you appreciate my divine spirit. Croak.
Heimdall: I can see you're glad I appreciate your divine spirit.
Croak: Do you can see I am glad you appreciate me?
Heimdall: OKay, I'll appreciate you then you can appreciate me.
Croak: I really need to tell you everything, don't I?
Heimdall: *Nods*
Croak: I appreciate your honesty. Croak.
Heimdall: Not as much as I appreciate your honesty.
Croak: I am glad you appreciate my divine spirit. Croak.
Heimdall: I can see you're glad I appreciate your divine spirit.
Croak: Do you can see I am glad you appreciate me?
Heimdall: OKay, I'll appreciate you then you can appreciate me.
Croak: I really need to tell you everything, don't I?
Heimdall: *Nods*
madeline: i'm bored! tell me a story!
Croac: Once upon a time, a frog went to the second story. End of the story.
Croac: Once upon a time, a frog went to the second story. End of the story.
madeline: what's it like to be Croak's cousin?
Croac: *Coughs*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Osiris: Dude, I don't think at all. I find it makes things easier that way.
Croac: *Cries*
Osiris: Whatever, dude, I'm sure it's cool.
Croac: *Takes his own temperature* *Gets pale*
Osiris: Uh huh... Go on...
Croac: Noooooo. Pleaseeeeee. Don't you see I'm too tired? Croac?
Osiris: I didn't know it was possible to be too tired.
Croac: I'm gonna DIE.
Osiris: Yeah, I noticed that.
Okay, I'm done posting.
Croac: *Coughs*
Croac: Do you think... I should I see a doctor? Croac?
Osiris: Dude, I don't think at all. I find it makes things easier that way.
Croac: *Cries*
Osiris: Whatever, dude, I'm sure it's cool.
Croac: *Takes his own temperature* *Gets pale*
Osiris: Uh huh... Go on...
Croac: Noooooo. Pleaseeeeee. Don't you see I'm too tired? Croac?
Osiris: I didn't know it was possible to be too tired.
Croac: I'm gonna DIE.
Osiris: Yeah, I noticed that.
Okay, I'm done posting.
Astrid: Please do not go crazy now, not sure, but you have to do something to your hair.
Juni: Well make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not...
Juni: Well make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not...
ian25: Do you want to go to bed with me?
Melania: It depends
ian25: Do you want to have sex?
Melania: I'm really not sure.. I wish I knew
ian25: Do you want to go to bed with me?
Melania: What was that again?
Melania: It depends
ian25: Do you want to have sex?
Melania: I'm really not sure.. I wish I knew
ian25: Do you want to go to bed with me?
Melania: What was that again?
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, eat it up?
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Since when do you need an excuse to love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Humm....Zinya likes toast is a reason I guess.
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: I think there is more to your 'love Zinya' than just Zinya wishes toast
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Well, because Zinya likes toast, I love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Bildgesmythe: What is not to love about and adore toast!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say have toast. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Bildgesmythe: Well if you have to be something, I guess GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME toast is pretty good. It could be worse. Look on the bright side.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Bildgesmythe IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Since when do you need an excuse to love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Humm....Zinya likes toast is a reason I guess.
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: I think there is more to your 'love Zinya' than just Zinya wishes toast
Talkie Toaster: I love Zinya because Zinya likes toast. Would you like some?
Bildgesmythe: Well, because Zinya likes toast, I love Zinya
Talkie Toaster: I love and adore toast. Won't you have some toast?
Bildgesmythe: What is not to love about and adore toast!
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say have toast. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Bildgesmythe: Well if you have to be something, I guess GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME toast is pretty good. It could be worse. Look on the bright side.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Bildgesmythe IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Soren F T: I shall eat your beating heart after I rip it from your chest.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think you can do these things, Nemo, but you can't!
Soren F T: I shall eat your beating heart after I rip it from your chest.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think you can do these things, Nemo, but you can't!
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