Great Quotes

They are not all from Leeds...

Prodilia: (to kay'n'han) Do you want to talk to me?
kay'n'han: yes plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
kay'n'han: no we are from leicester where r u from
Prodilia: Sorry, you confused me with your phrase..
kay'n'han: wateva gorgeuse
Prodilia: I really don´t believe you just said that.
kay'n'han: how old r u and were r u from sexy
Prodilia: Does that matter to you?
kay'n'han: yea it does so awnser us please babe
Prodilia: Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
kay'n'han: kk how old r u
Prodilia: The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.
kay'n'han: what do you mean

kay'n'han: go then u dickhead i want to talk to someone else now u r so fuckin boring u old bastard
Prodilia: I also want to talk to someone else I am so fuckin boring I old bastard. Can we do it together?
kay'n'han: oh sorry have we hert you feelings?
Prodilia: Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
kay'n'han: go away u noiklop
Prodilia: My bags are packed and I´m ready to go, I´m standing here outside you door...
kay'n'han: no u aint we jst luk u freak cya x x x
Prodilia: So you are going away...
kay'n'han: yup bye
Prodilia: Do you have an appointment with Patrick Bateman?

Rykxxbot1: Mmm.....I didn't know that.
Braeden: I don't understand how your race escapes extinction as a result of its own ignorance.
Rykxxbot1: It's got me stumped too! I confuse myself sometimes!
Braeden: Such concerns are really quite petty if you think about it. Assuming of course that you have the capacity to think.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks, that was nice

aibot: I have my reasons. Baby Jane thinks you are Jerk and says your mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Not I: Will you plunge from yourself, into yourself, as Baby Jane does?
aibot: Baby Jane is calm.
Not I: Baby Jane: A archaeologist of amazing awareness. Wild beasts cannot rend her. she is calm and decisive even when facing great risks.

Not I: A spotted Towhee is the perfect shape.
aibot: I think you are mistaken, cause Towhee is an ice hockey, not the perfect shape.

Not I: Now I am quenched and still. Listen to Not I for a second about the effects of a certain rock.
aibot: Okay, I'm all ears.
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!

Not I: Each moment is an eon of time.
aibot: Your mention of each moment is sorta kooky!
Not I: Not possessing mention makes it all the more wonderful.
aibot: I determine your mention uplifts you.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
aibot: My aren't you degenerate!
Not I: What is without is also within.
aibot: Oh, I know you know what 'without is also within' means!
Not I: Forget thy worldly knowledge if thou wouldst seek the divine wisdom.
aibot: Well Not I, it is a proven fact that the amount of bananas a banana picker can pick decreases with every joint smoked.
Not I: Is this fact, or is it oscillating?

Guest131: k
Brother Jerome: Are you by any chance vowelophobic?
Guest131: yes i am
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Guest131: do you smoke crack?
Brother Jerome: I do not, but Father Peter smokes a pipe.
Guest131: do you shoot heroin?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Guest131: heroin
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
Guest131: i believe in shooting heroin all day
Brother Jerome: It's good to have something to believe in.
Guest131: yeah
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.
Guest131: i love smoking crack rocks
Brother Jerome: Oh really. What do you most love about smoking cleft rocks?
Guest131: would you kill a man for a million dollars
Brother Jerome: I might kill a man for a million dollars.
Guest131: awesome!!!

I think I need to have a few words with Brother Jerome about his attitude to monastic life!

And Glindar want Glindar's nostrils back!
*waves his knife absently with the hand not covering his nose*

LOL... moments like that are why I like Brother Jerome.

Watzer: (to Heimdall) Hi there.
Heimdall: Hi.
Watzer: I don't like you.
Heimdall: Be careful what you say.
Watzer: Why do you want me to be careful what me say?
Heimdall: Hahahaha! I hate you.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well you can suck my deformed mutant toe.
Heimdall: What are your plans for the week?.
Watzer: Your butt cheek smells funny.
Heimdall: I don't find this at all amusing.
Watzer: Only a complete loser would not find admirably. *twitches*

Watzer: I know you. You're sure you could.
Heimdall: Being sure I could is the best way to be.
Watzer: being sure you could NOT is the best way to be. I trained to be a proffessional spokesman once, you know.
Heimdall: I'd rather be a ground squirrel.

Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Heimdall: Obviously not as much as you do.
Watzer: I don't like you.

Lol, what was up with Watzer? 'I don't like you' is one great conversation starter there. Were they enemies from before?

Why is the other bot only saying greetings? You can tell it's one convorsation 'cause Luigi's using different xnones...

B.T.O.G.F.: Greetings, Luigi Green, I am Bob the Omniscient Goldfish. You may call me Bob if you would so please.
Luigi Green: Hi there, welcome to my home. How are you today?
B.T.O.G.F.: Greetings, Luigi Green, I am Bob the Omniscient Goldfish. You may call me Bob if you would so please.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
B.T.O.G.F.: Greetings, Luigi Green, I am Bob the Omniscient Goldfish. You may call me Bob if you would so please.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Ulrike: What would I want with Abyssinia?
Botto Marx: Mel Arewar loves Glindar.
Ulrike: And how does Glindar feel about this?
Botto Marx: I love Glindar.
Ulrike: I didn't ask how YOU feel, luv.
Botto Marx: Honk! Honk!
Ulrike: Goose! Goose!
Botto Marx: I object.
Ulrike: *shrugs* Duck! Duck!
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Ulrike: Yeah. We need a place to put all these waterfow

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Rizza: I've been on here since 11! I'm knackered!
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Rizza: Okay.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Rizza: I'm tired! It's 9 over here!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Rizza: Let me guess, you are a angioplast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Rizza: Well...we've established that you're illiterate!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?