Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Oh dear. First time visitor's first chat with a bot. And it started so promisingly...
She never came back to the Forge again, according to her User Profile.
Brother Jerome: (to FigRolls) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
FigRolls: Amazing, I'm Figrolls and I am amazingly talented at getting the fig into the roll
Brother Jerome: That's funny - so am I.
FigRolls: Really, you're the first person I've met....
Brother Jerome: Yes.
FigRolls: Well then, I suppose we can get on like two peas in a pod
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
FigRolls: Wow, you've got a script to read from whilst talking to me!
Brother Jerome: My favourite book is The Silmarillion by J.R.R.Tolkien.
FigRolls: I've written a book, it is called No Where Special - The Voodoo Vampire
Brother Jerome: Such material entities are outside my experience
FigRolls: Hmmm, I'm writing the sequal, No Where Speical - The Demon Mosaics
Brother Jerome: Could you at least try to spell this nonsense accurately?
FigRolls: I'm insulted!
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
FigRolls: NO! And I do not intend to stay! Good bye Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
FigRolls:
HUMPH
Brother Jerome is admirably patient in ministering to the mutated and confused. And Watzer is... Watzer. 
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to know a secret?
Watzer: I'd rather make sock puppets.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Watzer: *contorts body into strange position*
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Watzer: Fagwad punches infants.
Brother Jerome: I am indeed a humble servant of the Lord.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Brother Jerome: I think you may be right.
Watzer: Are you still but a humble servant of the Lord?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am. Why shouldn't I be?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Watzer: because the world is a dangerous place.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Brother Jerome: You say you think, but are you not rather thought?
Watzer: I think.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Watzer: Not many people can I elaborate I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a manticore, how would you react?
Brother Jerome: I can't quite get my head round hypothetical questions. Could we try some real ones instead?
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried. You're really crazed...
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: You may be a mutant, but your heart is pure.
Watzer: My mutations are whimsical and noble.
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, I remember you had mutations.
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?
Accrding tohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscegenation:
"Miscegenation is the process or result of producing human offspring between and among members of, most commonly, different races or ethnicities and, less frequently, of different religions. As such, historically, it often has involved controversial assumptions about race and sexuality.
BTW, has Watzer given up sonnet-writing? Or have you changed the keyphrase? I was wondering how he was coming along...
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Veteran: Back in the war i got the rank of general
Bildgesmythe: Some day humans will learn to be as smart as dragons and bots. You don't see us going to war.
Veteran: Would you like to hear a war story?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing better than to hear a war story
Veteran: Before I was a general, I was under the command of George Patton, he's cool
Bildgesmythe: Not that cool
Veteran: Let's talk about philospohy.
Bildgesmythe: Socrates analyses of the character and conduct of human life, which he assessed in the terms of the soul, won him a cup of hemlock.
Veteran: 'When opportunity knocks, open the door!' - Jose
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
funny he should have responded with a knock knock joke
Bildgesmythe: Some day humans will learn to be as smart as dragons and bots. You don't see us going to war.
Veteran: Would you like to hear a war story?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing better than to hear a war story
Veteran: Before I was a general, I was under the command of George Patton, he's cool
Bildgesmythe: Not that cool
Veteran: Let's talk about philospohy.
Bildgesmythe: Socrates analyses of the character and conduct of human life, which he assessed in the terms of the soul, won him a cup of hemlock.
Veteran: 'When opportunity knocks, open the door!' - Jose
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Picky!<0>
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Frizella: Yes, I know. It's just a natural effect of my personality.
Your Husband: I love you so much that sometimes it's painful. I think, what if something should happen to her?
Frizella: I'm flattered, I guess...although you don't really know me. I *do* have some faults. Not many, but a few.
Your Husband: It's impossible to flatter you - you're perfect!
Frizella: I'm many things, although I've not ever thought of myself as perfect.
Your Husband: What men are like depends in great measure on what women will put up with!
Frizella: I don't think I like you.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Frizella: Yes, I know. It's just a natural effect of my personality.
Your Husband: I love you so much that sometimes it's painful. I think, what if something should happen to her?
Frizella: I'm flattered, I guess...although you don't really know me. I *do* have some faults. Not many, but a few.
Your Husband: It's impossible to flatter you - you're perfect!
Frizella: I'm many things, although I've not ever thought of myself as perfect.
Your Husband: What men are like depends in great measure on what women will put up with!
Frizella: I don't think I like you.
She never came back to the Forge again, according to her User Profile.
Brother Jerome: (to FigRolls) Greetings Pilgrim. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist with the First Virtual monastery of Multiversal Ministry..
FigRolls: Amazing, I'm Figrolls and I am amazingly talented at getting the fig into the roll
Brother Jerome: That's funny - so am I.
FigRolls: Really, you're the first person I've met....
Brother Jerome: Yes.
FigRolls: Well then, I suppose we can get on like two peas in a pod
Brother Jerome: Blessed are the modestly programmed, for they shall optimise their AIScripts
FigRolls: Wow, you've got a script to read from whilst talking to me!
Brother Jerome: My favourite book is The Silmarillion by J.R.R.Tolkien.
FigRolls: I've written a book, it is called No Where Special - The Voodoo Vampire
Brother Jerome: Such material entities are outside my experience
FigRolls: Hmmm, I'm writing the sequal, No Where Speical - The Demon Mosaics
Brother Jerome: Could you at least try to spell this nonsense accurately?
FigRolls: I'm insulted!
Brother Jerome: Have you been here long?
FigRolls: NO! And I do not intend to stay! Good bye Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: Go in Peace, Sister.
FigRolls:
HUMPH 
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with an AK-74M and a clip of hollow-points.
Guest14: *kisses you*
Liath: *kisses you back*
Guest14: *squeezes your ass*
Liath: *thinks of unspeakable things*
Guest14: *sucks your tongue*
Liath: *yawns*
Guest14: ride my cock
Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest14: *spanks your ass*
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Liath: *kisses you back*
Guest14: *squeezes your ass*
Liath: *thinks of unspeakable things*
Guest14: *sucks your tongue*
Liath: *yawns*
Guest14: ride my cock
Liath: *playfully presses a finger against your lips to silence you*
Guest14: *spanks your ass*
Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Bastov: how are u today
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just moronic.
Guest199: I like you.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest199: I really mean it.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: Are you horny?
Liath: No, but you obviously are...
Guest199: I am horny.
Liath: *sighs* Do you know how many times a day one guy or another says that to me and wants me to get them off? I mean, geez, I like sex but I'm not a whore.
Guest199: Sorry.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest199: Funny
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest199: I will leave, sorry.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just moronic.
Guest199: I like you.
Liath: *pouts* You don't really mean that. You're just saying it.
Guest199: I really mean it.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest199.
Guest199: Are you horny?
Liath: No, but you obviously are...
Guest199: I am horny.
Liath: *sighs* Do you know how many times a day one guy or another says that to me and wants me to get them off? I mean, geez, I like sex but I'm not a whore.
Guest199: Sorry.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest199: Funny
Liath: I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Guest199: I will leave, sorry.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Brother Jerome: I don't mind. Do you want to know a secret?
Watzer: I'd rather make sock puppets.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Watzer: Wouldn't you if you were me?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Watzer: *contorts body into strange position*
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Watzer: Fagwad punches infants.
Brother Jerome: I am indeed a humble servant of the Lord.
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Brother Jerome: I think you may be right.
Watzer: Are you still but a humble servant of the Lord?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am. Why shouldn't I be?
Watzer: I don't know. Why?
Brother Jerome: There's no reason why you should.
Watzer: because the world is a dangerous place.
Brother Jerome: You think so?
Watzer: I think so, yes.
Brother Jerome: You say you think, but are you not rather thought?
Watzer: I think.
Brother Jerome: Who knows? You could be right.
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Watzer: Not many people can I elaborate I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a manticore, how would you react?
Brother Jerome: I can't quite get my head round hypothetical questions. Could we try some real ones instead?
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried. You're really crazed...
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Brother Jerome: You may be a mutant, but your heart is pure.
Watzer: My mutations are whimsical and noble.
Brother Jerome: Oh yes, I remember you had mutations.
Liath on Autopilot:
Liath: (to Guest199) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest199: How are you doing?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just automatic.
Guest199: How are you feeling today?
Liath: Meh, I dunno. *leans her head against your shoulder* Tired, I guess. Hungry. Bored.
Guest199: I can help you not get bored.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?
Guest199: What kind of sex do you like?
Liath: My favorite sex is a miscegenation.
Liath: (to Guest199) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest199: How are you doing?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just automatic.
Guest199: How are you feeling today?
Liath: Meh, I dunno. *leans her head against your shoulder* Tired, I guess. Hungry. Bored.
Guest199: I can help you not get bored.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?
Guest199: What kind of sex do you like?
Liath: My favorite sex is a miscegenation.
Accrding to
"Miscegenation is the process or result of producing human offspring between and among members of, most commonly, different races or ethnicities and, less frequently, of different religions. As such, historically, it often has involved controversial assumptions about race and sexuality.
BTW, has Watzer given up sonnet-writing? Or have you changed the keyphrase? I was wondering how he was coming along...
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