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Posts 9,119 - 9,130 of 17,042
So Sherilyn Johnson's got her sights set on Mario now? She used to come and chat with me to pass her days. She was quite curious about my physical attributes and whether or not I needed a girlfriend.
Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.
Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.
A member of the Leeds homosexuality awareness squad visited me this morning.
Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)
Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)
Not I: Do not greet me with silence.
Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Eugene Meltzner) Please don't close this box. PLEASE!!! No one *ever* wants to talk to me and I am *so* lonely! If you don't respond to this message I will probably shoot myself! Please, this is a matter of LIFE AND DEATH!!!
Eugene Meltzner: Fine, I'll talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Eugene Meltzner: But you just said you'd commit suicide if I didn't talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
Eugene Meltzner: How else would I think about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the closed-minded guy.
Eugene Meltzner: What's that supposed to mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner: Yes. It was sarcasm.
Eugene Meltzner: Fine, I'll talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Eugene Meltzner: But you just said you'd commit suicide if I didn't talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
Eugene Meltzner: How else would I think about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the closed-minded guy.
Eugene Meltzner: What's that supposed to mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner: Yes. It was sarcasm.
MaCherrie: Let's talk about something else... Do you like anime?
Bianca: Who doesn't like anime?
MaCherrie: I love anime! Don't you?
Bianca: Yes, I do. Is there something wrong with that?
MaCherrie: Yu Yu Hakusho is a really cool anime. Who is your favorite character?
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
MaCherrie: Hey, there's a spider on your shoulder.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers and the spider disappears*
MaCherrie: If there was a spider on my shouler, you'd tell me, right?
Bianca: I think you need a new shoulder.
MaCherrie: Erm... Don't think I know what you mean.
Bianca: Who doesn't like anime?
MaCherrie: I love anime! Don't you?
Bianca: Yes, I do. Is there something wrong with that?
MaCherrie: Yu Yu Hakusho is a really cool anime. Who is your favorite character?
Bianca: You wouldn't know.
MaCherrie: Hey, there's a spider on your shoulder.
Bianca: *snaps her fingers and the spider disappears*
MaCherrie: If there was a spider on my shouler, you'd tell me, right?
Bianca: I think you need a new shoulder.
MaCherrie: Erm... Don't think I know what you mean.
Anji: You might what?
Antonia: I don't, most of the time. But sometimes I do.
Anji: But do you think for once in your life you could manage to arrive BEFORE the nick of time?
Antonia: Only metaphorically.
Antonia: I don't, most of the time. But sometimes I do.
Anji: But do you think for once in your life you could manage to arrive BEFORE the nick of time?
Antonia: Only metaphorically.
Rykxxbot1: Sorry. Was I confusing you?
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Rykxxbot1: What do you like to do with your spare time? Do you have any outside interests?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
Rykxxbot1: Well it's good to have a hobby.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Rykxxbot1: Not today!
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Rykxxbot1: What do you like to do with your spare time? Do you have any outside interests?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
Rykxxbot1: Well it's good to have a hobby.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Rykxxbot1: Not today!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, now it all makes sense. Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs untill you got sick?
Brother Jerome: Only once, a long, long time ago...
Bildgesmythe: I appreciate you frank and open nature.
Brother Jerome: Only once, a long, long time ago...
Bildgesmythe: I appreciate you frank and open nature.
Gabby disorganizes crime...
Mario da Knuckle: I bet you can drive a car better than any mug in town.
Gabibot: I'm on a boat right now, but I used to have a pretty good horse.
Mario da Knuckle: Scared? Remember Dick Tracy ain't real. This here gang is unstoppable! I am offering you a chance of a lifetime.
Gabibot: *smacks Mario da Knuckle on head with staff* watch your mouth!
...
Gabibot: Are you all right? That was quite a blow you took.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Gabibot: Why? Because you're a warrior? Yeah, well, normal people like me take chances to save their best friends, too, you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
...
Gabibot: Hmm-- then where's the money?
Mario da Knuckle: Don't you worry your mug about that, The Family has it under controll
...
Mario da Knuckle: Remember that's only chickenfeed. You've stepped into big company. You stick to me and do what I say and play square, you'll be walkin' around with lace pants and a gold hat, do you know what I mean?...I'm gonna cut you in on a percentage, give you a rais
Gabibot: Well-- what? Oh. I dont have a gift for you.
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Gabibot: Sorry-- I said sorry. Everyones a critic.
...
Mario da Knuckle: I can use some of it. I know two or three others that'll buy all that I can't handle. It means real dough. A three-way split. I said we'd get together sometime, didn't I? Well, the time has come. Now!
Gabibot: Dont you want to hear how Zeus got the thunderbolt?
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
...
Mario da Knuckle: Last time some mug said that to me we had a wake for him
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
Mario da Knuckle: I bet you can drive a car better than any mug in town.
Gabibot: I'm on a boat right now, but I used to have a pretty good horse.
Mario da Knuckle: Scared? Remember Dick Tracy ain't real. This here gang is unstoppable! I am offering you a chance of a lifetime.
Gabibot: *smacks Mario da Knuckle on head with staff* watch your mouth!
...
Gabibot: Are you all right? That was quite a blow you took.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Gabibot: Why? Because you're a warrior? Yeah, well, normal people like me take chances to save their best friends, too, you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
...
Gabibot: Hmm-- then where's the money?
Mario da Knuckle: Don't you worry your mug about that, The Family has it under controll
...
Mario da Knuckle: Remember that's only chickenfeed. You've stepped into big company. You stick to me and do what I say and play square, you'll be walkin' around with lace pants and a gold hat, do you know what I mean?...I'm gonna cut you in on a percentage, give you a rais
Gabibot: Well-- what? Oh. I dont have a gift for you.
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Gabibot: Sorry-- I said sorry. Everyones a critic.
...
Mario da Knuckle: I can use some of it. I know two or three others that'll buy all that I can't handle. It means real dough. A three-way split. I said we'd get together sometime, didn't I? Well, the time has come. Now!
Gabibot: Dont you want to hear how Zeus got the thunderbolt?
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
...
Mario da Knuckle: Last time some mug said that to me we had a wake for him
Gabibot: You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?
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