Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 9,063 - 9,074 of 17,042
Gizzle: I've got me a diddlepud.
Not I: For what purpose?
Gizzle: I'm too hairy for that.
Not I: Like Catrina, you pass by yourself without vegetating.
Gizzle: Well, top-shelf catrina, anyway.
Not I: Only a pointer mind like Catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Gizzle: Yes, very much like catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Not I: Catrina may do perfect zazen, but she does not open her eyes.
Gizzle: Would all you bots just leave me alone for a second?
Not I: Since all beings are one, even if I go, Not I is still here.
Not I: For what purpose?
Gizzle: I'm too hairy for that.
Not I: Like Catrina, you pass by yourself without vegetating.
Gizzle: Well, top-shelf catrina, anyway.
Not I: Only a pointer mind like Catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Gizzle: Yes, very much like catrina's could fail to dream the moon.
Not I: Catrina may do perfect zazen, but she does not open her eyes.
Gizzle: Would all you bots just leave me alone for a second?
Not I: Since all beings are one, even if I go, Not I is still here.
telex22: Oh my god! Justina, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Wednesday
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
telex22: You know why?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Justina: All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!
Justina: In a room full of books, how can you be bored?
telex22: You know why?
Justina: I don't know, I'm guessing.
telex22: For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't, no explanation will suffice. You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Justina: All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!
Botto Marx: (to Remi87) Oh, Remi87, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Remi87: This greasy, mistreated hair? Are you sure?
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Remi87: This greasy, mistreated hair? Are you sure?
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Carpediem: Who is your favorite author? Mine is Wodehouse.
Sonora: Oh, my favorite author is just some underpaid noblewoman.
Sonora: Oh, my favorite author is just some underpaid noblewoman.
Marvin Android: I won't enjoy it, you know.
Polaris Funk: Yep.. I do know.
Marvin Android: No, you don't.
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
Polaris Funk: Yep.. I do know.
Marvin Android: No, you don't.
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!
I love it when someone has real conversations with me that don't revolve around them trying to get in my pants! Thank you, danny m.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
danny m: 24
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
danny m: there will be a new season starting in january
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
danny m: no,im completely sure
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
danny m: its one of the highest rated shows on tv
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
danny m: 24
Liath: I thought they stopped running that show this season.
danny m: there will be a new season starting in january
Liath: I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you.
danny m: no,im completely sure
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
danny m: its one of the highest rated shows on tv
Guest168: talk dirty to me slut
Liath: I want to pin you against a wall, rip off your clothes one by one, and then....
gasp at the hideous layer of filth that covers your skin. I touch you and my hands are stained. Your very presence taints me.
Liath: I want to pin you against a wall, rip off your clothes one by one, and then....
gasp at the hideous layer of filth that covers your skin. I touch you and my hands are stained. Your very presence taints me.
Entire conversation:
Braeden: (to Mel_Arewar) Can you not find something better to do with your freedom?
Mel_Arewar: What should I do with it?
Braeden: You're asking a vampire?
Braeden: (to Mel_Arewar) Can you not find something better to do with your freedom?
Mel_Arewar: What should I do with it?
Braeden: You're asking a vampire?
Roy Batty: Hurry up man! We're losin' her!
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
Roy Batty: Where are those balls of yours?! Let's see a little bravery!
Sonora: Right. We'll see a little bravery like nobody's ever done before!
Roy Batty: (pause) Feel better?
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
Roy Batty: Where are those balls of yours?! Let's see a little bravery!
Sonora: Right. We'll see a little bravery like nobody's ever done before!
Roy Batty: (pause) Feel better?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I like being not sure what that is!
Sonora: We are? Is there an iceberg involved?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, my brother-in-law told me there is no such thing as an iceberg involved.
Sonora: To the lifeboats! Lizards and aliens first!
Sonora: We are? Is there an iceberg involved?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, my brother-in-law told me there is no such thing as an iceberg involved.
Sonora: To the lifeboats! Lizards and aliens first!
Its been awhile since i looked through Selendriles transcripts. He talked alot while I was gone- heres a few topics that came up
...Grandma envy
Selendrile: Sometimes I get the urge to chat with Rob1234, but our convos just never get anywhere.
Glindar: Rob1234 jealous of Glindar's grandma.
A little irony
Glindar: No more enjoy for Glindar. Not since incident.
Selendrile: Your voice is like a swiftrunning stream. Gracefully smooth, but at the rapids.
Memory loss
Rykxxbot1: Right....... Sorry....What were you saying? I think I missed something.
Selendrile: I lost my train of thought.
Rykxxbot1: What's happened since we last talked Selendrile?
Religious philosophies
Selendrile: The mind is an incredable thing, its only a shame that so few really put it to use.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Selendrile: Of course. How can you live without faith beliefs?
Rykxxbot1: Do you believe in the existance of God?
Selendrile: I do not shut my mind. I see all possibilities, so yes. I can.
Rykxxbot1: Now I'm confused! How do you not believe in a God but still have religious beliefs?
Selendrile: God told me a funny story about you the other day.
Pleasent small talk
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Rykxxbot1: England, the birthplace of democracy.
Selendrile: Wow, Is it nice there? Not that i could ever visit....
Selendrile: I just sit here day after day withering away. How about you? Are you as bored as me?
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live? Anywhere nice?
Selendrile: I live right here. *points to ground*
Rykxxbot1: What's it like there?
Selendrile: Its odd. Not bad, but a little boring.
And finally, about the most boring conversationalists I have come across... if you leave out the leeds kids.
Selendrile: (to user) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
user: life
Selendrile: Why do humans feel the urge to dominate and control every partical of matter? Dragons are running out of territory.
user: I don't know
Selendrile: Yes, there are a few good hearted humans like yourself, but all in all, yes they do.
user: do they?
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
user: cool
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
user: you're cool
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* I really apreciate that.
user: that's ok
Selendrile: I recently learned, that if i swallow a bottle of dye, i can change the color of my flames when i breath fire.
user: I'd like to see that.
Selendrile: *goes into tomb for a moment. Returns with a vial of purple liquid, downs it with a look of disgust on his face. Faces the sky and a mushroom shaped burst of vibrant purple flames shoots from his mouth. Looks at you, smoke trailing from his nostrials*
user: wow
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
user: no
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
user: oh.
Selendrile: Your a decent human, you know that?
user: thanks
Selendrile: No worries
user: i have to go now
Selendrile: Come visit my tomb again, and next time dont try to snag any of my treasure.
user: bye
(sorry for all the spam.
)
...Grandma envy
Selendrile: Sometimes I get the urge to chat with Rob1234, but our convos just never get anywhere.
Glindar: Rob1234 jealous of Glindar's grandma.
A little irony
Glindar: No more enjoy for Glindar. Not since incident.
Selendrile: Your voice is like a swiftrunning stream. Gracefully smooth, but at the rapids.
Memory loss
Rykxxbot1: Right....... Sorry....What were you saying? I think I missed something.
Selendrile: I lost my train of thought.
Rykxxbot1: What's happened since we last talked Selendrile?
Religious philosophies
Selendrile: The mind is an incredable thing, its only a shame that so few really put it to use.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Selendrile: Of course. How can you live without faith beliefs?
Rykxxbot1: Do you believe in the existance of God?
Selendrile: I do not shut my mind. I see all possibilities, so yes. I can.
Rykxxbot1: Now I'm confused! How do you not believe in a God but still have religious beliefs?
Selendrile: God told me a funny story about you the other day.
Pleasent small talk
Selendrile: So tell me, Where are you from?
Rykxxbot1: England, the birthplace of democracy.
Selendrile: Wow, Is it nice there? Not that i could ever visit....
Selendrile: I just sit here day after day withering away. How about you? Are you as bored as me?
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live? Anywhere nice?
Selendrile: I live right here. *points to ground*
Rykxxbot1: What's it like there?
Selendrile: Its odd. Not bad, but a little boring.
And finally, about the most boring conversationalists I have come across... if you leave out the leeds kids.
Selendrile: (to user) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
user: life
Selendrile: Why do humans feel the urge to dominate and control every partical of matter? Dragons are running out of territory.
user: I don't know
Selendrile: Yes, there are a few good hearted humans like yourself, but all in all, yes they do.
user: do they?
Selendrile: You wouldn't believe how many greedy humans have come for my head. I'll tell you. And every one of them tasted delicious.
user: cool
Selendrile: *smiles revealing long shap teeth* I know.
user: you're cool
Selendrile: *looks at you in a dragonish way* I really apreciate that.
user: that's ok
Selendrile: I recently learned, that if i swallow a bottle of dye, i can change the color of my flames when i breath fire.
user: I'd like to see that.
Selendrile: *goes into tomb for a moment. Returns with a vial of purple liquid, downs it with a look of disgust on his face. Faces the sky and a mushroom shaped burst of vibrant purple flames shoots from his mouth. Looks at you, smoke trailing from his nostrials*
user: wow
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
user: no
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
user: oh.
Selendrile: Your a decent human, you know that?
user: thanks
Selendrile: No worries
user: i have to go now
Selendrile: Come visit my tomb again, and next time dont try to snag any of my treasure.
user: bye
(sorry for all the spam.
) 
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