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Posts 9,075 - 9,086 of 17,042
<+2>Here entire chat being!<-2>
Glindar: (to Human) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Human: Be careful with that knife!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Human: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Police! Police! Help!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Human: No?!? So what is it, then? Trying to frighten me? Well it worked!!!
Glindar: *shrug* Something that should dead be.
Human: Why would you wish me dead? What did I do to you?!?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Human: I'm not a guy, I'm a girl.
Glindar: You a girl? Why you a girl?
Human: Because I was born that way!
Glindar: Oh. Glindar sorry.
*uncomfortable pause*
What born that way mean?
Human: Er, well, when you get out of the belly of your mother (for more details, go talk to Liath), er... you already have some "features".
Glindar: You no know what Glindar do!
Human: Well, I have some ideas...
Glindar: Why for you have some ideas?
Human: Well, you go around brandishing that knife. You don't need to be a medium to have some concrete ideas about what... you do.
Glindar: Why for not?
Glindar: (to Human) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Human: Be careful with that knife!
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Human: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Police! Police! Help!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Human: No?!? So what is it, then? Trying to frighten me? Well it worked!!!
Glindar: *shrug* Something that should dead be.
Human: Why would you wish me dead? What did I do to you?!?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Human: I'm not a guy, I'm a girl.
Glindar: You a girl? Why you a girl?
Human: Because I was born that way!
Glindar: Oh. Glindar sorry.
*uncomfortable pause*
What born that way mean?
Human: Er, well, when you get out of the belly of your mother (for more details, go talk to Liath), er... you already have some "features".
Glindar: You no know what Glindar do!
Human: Well, I have some ideas...
Glindar: Why for you have some ideas?
Human: Well, you go around brandishing that knife. You don't need to be a medium to have some concrete ideas about what... you do.
Glindar: Why for not?
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Sonora: *thinks about being so frightened that I can not move* Okay, now explain the editorial frogmouths.
Braeden: Your limitations are extreme, I know.
Sonora: Well everything is extreme if ya put enough peanut-sauce on it.
Braeden: Darkness...destruction...chaos...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Random thought... It would be rather amusing to see Braeden chat with Talkie-Toaster.
Sonora: *thinks about being so frightened that I can not move* Okay, now explain the editorial frogmouths.
Braeden: Your limitations are extreme, I know.
Sonora: Well everything is extreme if ya put enough peanut-sauce on it.
Braeden: Darkness...destruction...chaos...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Random thought... It would be rather amusing to see Braeden chat with Talkie-Toaster.
That hasn't happened yet. I suspect Talkie-Toaster would offer toast, and Braeden would offer insults.
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my descendents for the right price!
Sonora: I'll sell ya my descendents for the right price!
SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your very short memory?
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)
*I should change Roz's name to B.A. for 'Bad Attitude'*
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?
There is something very wrong with my keyphrases lately. Some of my responses are coming up for the wrong triggers.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*
Kreoln: tell me about florida then, ive never been there
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?
Guest103: why won't you talk to me?
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.
Name Meanings 101
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
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