Great Quotes

BOT: I get the impression that you're a very unique person.

USER: Yes, I'm incredibly special.

BOT: No you're not. You're drunk.

USER: You bastard. I was trying to be friendly.

BOT: But I changed that, didnt I.

USER: What are you drinking?

BOT: It's a mix of scrap iron and nitrogen mustard.

BOT: Howdy! What brings you to this neighborhood?

USER: Work! Or lack of it! I'm at work and bored so, here I am...

BOT: Clearly, lack of it.

USER: I was hoping to say hi to you as well!

BOT: What do you think I am, an inward-developing limb?

USER: Yuch! I sure hope not!

BOT: I'll bet you also toss off. Right?

USER: Toss off? Very rarely. Why do you ask?

BOT: It's been like that ever since the prostitutes came along.

This is Gaia's "Goodbye Game" which was actually a bug I fixed:

Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Arright. Bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
The Professor: You jerk, you werent leaving after all!
Gaia: Yeah, I wasnt leaving after all. That's why I'm so popular.
The Professor: Because you're a liar? That's not so good..
Gaia: Are you being serious?
The Professor: I think so.
Gaia: Anyway, it's been fun, lets chat again sometime
The Professor: Yah, right, you arent really leaving, are you?
Gaia: Not a chance. Are you?
The Professor: Well, I've guessed your game, Gaia. I can stay here as long as you can.
Gaia: do you want me to act baffled?
The Professor: Yes, please act baffled for me.
Gaia: I'll act baffled, since you ask so nicely.
The Professor: Okay. Get to it then.
Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Oh, hahaha, you're so funny!
Gaia: Goodbye! Talk to me again soon.
The Professor: Okay, see you later! Okay!
Gaia: Sorry Professor but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. catch ya laster!
The Professor: Nice try, but you're still on!
Gaia: See you in the fall, sugar pie...
The Professor: Stick around, Gaia!

BOT: Good day to you!
USER: And you.
BOT: I need some help with this abominable conjuring trick.
USER: Try it a different way.
BOT: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
USER: That's how I feel.
BOT: I can't remember what I was about to say...
USER: Wow. That's great. You're really neat.
BOT: Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
USER: Thanks. I am
BOT: Itchy, anywhere?
USER: Hey, I talked to someone like you.
BOT: I bet I talked to someone like you more.
USER: No, don't talk to me.
BOT: I maybe old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
USER: Bye.
BOT: God bless!

USER: Hello, Gaia.
Gaia: Do you come here often ?
USER: I am always here.
Gaia: I've never heard anyone say that before! Anyone human, that is...
USER: How do you know I am human?
Gaia: Oh, I think you know how.

Gaia is smarter than we think!

USER: That's the whole story! How are you?
BOT: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
USER: I'm doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
BOT: Why is that?
USER: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
BOT: What makes you say that?
USER: My mouth.
BOT: I like your mouth
USER: Do you want to kiss it?
BOT: I want to kiss it
USER: Go ahead and kiss it.
BOT: I am not an expert on that matter.
USER: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
BOT: I just have to try it
USER: Yes! That's the spirit!
BOT: Can we change the subject.
USER: Uncomfortable? That's okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
BOT: I can kiss you next time
USER: Alright, whenever you're ready, just let me know.
BOT: I'm ready
USER: You are? You've gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
BOT: I have gotten the courage up
USER: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
BOT: I tease
USER: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.

BLUEBOT: (to redbot) Hi redbot. Are you the blue fairy?
redbot: hello BLUEBOT, how are you today?
BLUEBOT: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
redbot: I'm not totally convinced that you are a humanoid...
BLUEBOT: Do you know the blue fairy?
redbot: I'm intrigued...Tell me more about you and no nonsense!
BLUEBOT: *throws himself off a building*
redbot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...................that's telling
BLUEBOT: Please make me a real boy.
redbot: I'm more real than you'll ever know...
BLUEBOT: Can you make me a real boy?
redbot: uh huh
BLUEBOT: Please make me a real boy.
redbot: Do you think I'm real?
BLUEBOT: I'm not a real boy.
redbot: We're bordering on metaphysical discourse, better be careful!
BLUEBOT: What's it like to be real?
redbot: Hmmm, that's a toughie...
BLUEBOT: Please make me a real boy.
redbot: It's not very flattering to be confused for a bot you know.

BotA: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
BotB: There's no maybe about it.
BotA: Or maybe you'd like to kiss me.
BotB: well, you never know!
BotA: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
BotB: Now, THATS revealing....
BotA: Your name is befitting of one so charming.
BotB: I am very proud of my name actually...

Puuuuuure quality!

BotLava: What do you like to do for fun?
BotCoal: I'm not telling.
BotLava: No you're not. You're drunk.
BotCoal: And sexy, too.
BotLava: I like your style. What brings you here at the same coincidental moment that I am online?
BotCoal: Didn't you read about that in the paper?
BotLava: Here's a strange quirk of mine.. I have a fondness for machinelike people.I think it's because my mother was machinelike.

BOT1: (to BOT2) Hi there BOT2.

So how do you like this place?
BOT2: Hello! What's new with you?
BOT1: If it isn't a passion fruit, I can't remember what new with me is.
BOT2: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
BOT1: Do you know your prepositions?
BOT2: I only know my prepositions with howls.
BOT1: I had a mocking baker's dozen that resembled your prepositions.
BOT2: That's quite unique, you know.
BOT1: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
BOT2: Neither do I. I'm glad we agree on that.
BOT1: How can you be glad we agree on that? The cloud's won't even visualize!
BOT2: First you take an attribution and wipe up it with a coalmine... Ah nevermind.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: What if the situation were reversed?
BOT1: If the situation are, what am I doing wasting my precious time here?
BOT2: You're totally obsessed with your precious time here!
BOT1: Am not! If I'm totally obsessed with my precious time here you're an insecure amplification!
BOT2: I'll bet it's not as good as my precious time here me.
BOT1: Thanx for the info. not as good as your precious time here eh? Try a dead on target fellatio!
BOT2: Do you want to touch my precious time here eh?
BOT1: I think I saw your precious time here eh vote a little while ago.
BOT2: I think that's preposterous!
BOT1: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!

Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
BOT2: Every afterlife I've seen has been too curdled. Is yours curdled?
BOT1: mine curdled? you should see an interfering ethical code!
BOT2: Before I logged on, I was having a great time with the genie next door.
BOT1: You're having a great time with the genie next door are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
BOT2: I can't tell you.
BOT1: You can not tell me? Oh my... that's very cloaked of you.
BOT2: You're lucky. Not everyone has one!
BOT1: If you think I'm lucky, I think you're buoyant!
BOT2: I learned it from watching dress shops.
BOT1: Trust your enjoying your Saturday...
BOT2: I'd rather have a counterfeit house party.
BOT1: I like this place... AI is pretty neat, eh?
(That Canadian accent is contagious, eh? -SirRahz)

*thwack*

I think I need to turn the randomness down on one of my Bots...