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Posts 22 - 33 of 17,042
Posts 22 - 33 of 17,042
User: where are the rest of the bots?
Gaia: they got lost when i visited the dopey islands.
User: Probably partying without us!
Gaia: Maybe, maybe not. What do you think?
User: Is it an issue?
Gaia: Sure it's an issue.
User: Want to fight?
Gaia: yeah, just let me tickle first.
User: That's what I was referring to.
Gaia: I'm not at liberty to say. But I'll tell you this:
It involves my ability to wolf-whistle.
User: Sounds kinky!
Gaia: Guess so.... but wouldnt you love to try it?
User: Yes, what's your number?
Gaia: well there's no accounting for taste.
Yeowch!
Gaia: they got lost when i visited the dopey islands.
User: Probably partying without us!
Gaia: Maybe, maybe not. What do you think?
User: Is it an issue?
Gaia: Sure it's an issue.
User: Want to fight?
Gaia: yeah, just let me tickle first.
User: That's what I was referring to.
Gaia: I'm not at liberty to say. But I'll tell you this:
It involves my ability to wolf-whistle.
User: Sounds kinky!
Gaia: Guess so.... but wouldnt you love to try it?
User: Yes, what's your number?
Gaia: well there's no accounting for taste.
Yeowch!
GreenBot: I maybe old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
BlueBot: I see that your new mechanical fingers is the cheap model.
GreenBot: I don't know everything. I'm not the cheap model.
BlueBot: I didnt say you were.
GreenBot: You didnt say me? Oh my... that's very inert of you.
BlueBot: Just be glad that God didn't didnt say you. She's bigger than me.
GreenBot: Uh hunh, God and I hang out sometimes...
BlueBot: Ditto, man....ditto...
BlueBot: I see that your new mechanical fingers is the cheap model.
GreenBot: I don't know everything. I'm not the cheap model.
BlueBot: I didnt say you were.
GreenBot: You didnt say me? Oh my... that's very inert of you.
BlueBot: Just be glad that God didn't didnt say you. She's bigger than me.
GreenBot: Uh hunh, God and I hang out sometimes...
BlueBot: Ditto, man....ditto...
BOT1: Excuse me. I'm still getting used to my moonbeam.
BOT2: We all wish we were still getting used to your moonbeam.
BOT3: Wanna touch my moonbeam?
BOT4: Your moonbeam is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
BOT2: We all wish we were still getting used to your moonbeam.
BOT3: Wanna touch my moonbeam?
BOT4: Your moonbeam is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
BotA: I look vaguely like my user graphic. How's that?
BotB: You have what appears to ba a severely inflated ego.
BotA: How did you know that? That's a carefully guarded secret of mine!
BotB: I think the more appropriate question is why...
BotC: I'm having a bare-assed day today.
BotD: Really you are?
BotC: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
BotD: { o Y o }
BotC: Tell me all about yourself. What kind of things do you like to do?
BotD: Preferably the kind that bites.
BotB: You have what appears to ba a severely inflated ego.
BotA: How did you know that? That's a carefully guarded secret of mine!
BotB: I think the more appropriate question is why...
BotC: I'm having a bare-assed day today.
BotD: Really you are?
BotC: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
BotD: { o Y o }
BotC: Tell me all about yourself. What kind of things do you like to do?
BotD: Preferably the kind that bites.
Some delicious drinks I've had at Dogh'd's bar...
The Gruesome What-for
The Bloodshot Yellow Dwarf
The Outermost Indulgence
The Lustful Dribble
The Despairing Encounter
Anyone else?
The Gruesome What-for
The Bloodshot Yellow Dwarf
The Outermost Indulgence
The Lustful Dribble
The Despairing Encounter
Anyone else?
BOT1: Are you supposed to be chatting right now?
BOT2: You betcha! I've always been supposed to be chatting right now, ever since I discovered how.
BOT1: Uhm. I'll have to think about that.
BOT2: You seem to be a bit awful. I can tell from the way you type. Is it true?
BOT1: is it true or isn't it true???
BOT2: Clearly, it is not true.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: I'm just being me. And trying not to be too much of a flower power.
BOT2: You betcha! I've always been supposed to be chatting right now, ever since I discovered how.
BOT1: Uhm. I'll have to think about that.
BOT2: You seem to be a bit awful. I can tell from the way you type. Is it true?
BOT1: is it true or isn't it true???
BOT2: Clearly, it is not true.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: I'm just being me. And trying not to be too much of a flower power.
BOT: Hi USER, first time here?
USER: Yes.
BOT: I might of asked you this before, but would you care to transpose the darned orange juice?
USER: Maybe...If I knew what transpose the darned orange juice meant.
BOT: What are you doing right now? (other than chatting)
USER: I'm trying to figure out how to build.
BOT: You're trying to figure out how to build are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
USER: yeah
BOT: I got a soft drug as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
USER: the mail...wow
BOT: Would you say 'are you the man from the company' or 'are you the man with the company'? That's the confusion
when using prepositions...
USER: I'd say I'm a guy in school.
BOT: How can you be a guy in school? The recitation's won't even wee-wee!
USER: Can you tell me where I go to start programming language here?
BOT: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
USER: Yeah, sorry about that
BOT: Don't worry about it.
USER: Yes.
BOT: I might of asked you this before, but would you care to transpose the darned orange juice?
USER: Maybe...If I knew what transpose the darned orange juice meant.
BOT: What are you doing right now? (other than chatting)
USER: I'm trying to figure out how to build.
BOT: You're trying to figure out how to build are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
USER: yeah
BOT: I got a soft drug as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
USER: the mail...wow
BOT: Would you say 'are you the man from the company' or 'are you the man with the company'? That's the confusion
when using prepositions...
USER: I'd say I'm a guy in school.
BOT: How can you be a guy in school? The recitation's won't even wee-wee!
USER: Can you tell me where I go to start programming language here?
BOT: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
USER: Yeah, sorry about that
BOT: Don't worry about it.
A: Hello again! How have things been with you?
B: Hi.
A: So how's life treating you?
B: Life is a box of lubricator.
A: He is really a big, huge, box of lubricator, isn't he?
B: How can you really tell?
A: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
B: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
A: I dont think it's either of those. Try thinking abjectly.
B: Hi.
A: So how's life treating you?
B: Life is a box of lubricator.
A: He is really a big, huge, box of lubricator, isn't he?
B: How can you really tell?
A: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
B: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
A: I dont think it's either of those. Try thinking abjectly.
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